Once Upon A Time In A Far Away Land.....

Vee

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#267 Sep 28, 2013
buying new curtains for the bedroom. He wanted one adorned with elephants to remind his family that he was a staunch democrat, but the girls really wanted donkeys because...
Parden Pard

Nazareth, PA

#268 Sep 28, 2013
Vee wrote:
buying new curtains for the bedroom. He wanted one adorned with elephants to remind his family that he was a staunch democrat, but the girls really wanted donkeys because...
Of the Shillong.Remember in math class when the teacher proposed the magic theorem."The Mass Of The Ass Is Directly Proportional To The Angle Of The Dangle",,,,,and further
Dusty

Reading, PA

#269 Sep 28, 2013
Once upon a time in a far away land, the people there liked to eat mushrooms.
And they liked to waer costumes for money.
Parden Pard

Nazareth, PA

#270 Sep 28, 2013
Dusty wrote:
Once upon a time in a far away land, the people there liked to eat mushrooms.
And they liked to waer costumes for money.
Dusty,,! This is Saturday,,,just sleep it off..you'll be alright by Tuesday,,
Dusty

Reading, PA

#271 Sep 28, 2013
Parden Pard wrote:
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Dusty,,! This is Saturday,,,just sleep it off..you'll be alright by Tuesday,,
I don't do mushrooms or wear costumes. but thanks for your concern, I will sleep real good tonight as I will be exhausted.

“Towards Spring”

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#272 Sep 29, 2013
Then, with All Hallows fast approaching,
a one eyed witch was spotted looking into the offbeat forum, in the small hours... this is usually a sign that ....
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#273 Sep 29, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
Then, with All Hallows fast approaching,
a one eyed witch was spotted looking into the offbeat forum, in the small hours... this is usually a sign that ....
things are about to turn to custard as anytime those bored,one-eyed witches have ever peeked into........

Vee

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#274 Sep 29, 2013
a normal pair of glasses would fail her with two lenses. Upon closer inspection the lens was a ctually quite magical and when you peered into it closely...

“Towards Spring”

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#275 Sep 29, 2013
Vee wrote:
a normal pair of glasses would fail her with two lenses. Upon closer inspection the lens was a ctually quite magical and when you peered into it closely...
In this case when the one eyed witch peered into
the magic lens, all she could see was a beautiful
lady looking back at her with gorgeous big baby blue eyes
and curling lashes, this made the old witch mad as *ell..
you see the image was designed to frustrate her,
so that she would then cause more havoc, and indeed
she did exactly that - the first bold and very naughty thing
this one eyed witch dared do, was, to try and kiss
our friend here >

BEATLESINTHEBOG

but when he saw the hooky nose and one toothed mouth approaching,
quick off the draw, he just .......

Vee

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#276 Sep 29, 2013
handed her two tickets to the free dental forum being held in Anaheim. His cousin was an orthodontist who claimed that anyone could reclaim a beautiful smile. He was looking for new recruits and she so wanted to be young again. He alsi paid for her air fare there but did not have enough money to give her a return flight. She was willing to take the broom.

“Towards Spring”

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#277 Sep 30, 2013
Vee wrote:
handed her two tickets to the free dental forum being held in Anaheim. His cousin was an orthodontist who claimed that anyone could reclaim a beautiful smile. He was looking for new recruits and she so wanted to be young again. He alsi paid for her air fare there but did not have enough money to give her a return flight. She was willing to take the broom.
the witch jumped at this golden opportunity,
and people in the neighbourhood bought her
respectable traveling clothes, hoping all
this would improve her nasty disposition -

all preparations went very well, until she got
to the Airport where there was a dispute as to
whether or not her flying broom could be
accepted as hand luggage, the Captain decided ..

Vee

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#278 Sep 30, 2013
to test it out and see what kind of air velocity it put out. He got on it and when he said, "How does this thing work," it catapulted him onto the tarmac and he somersaulted so many times he landed on the lawn of the...

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#279 Sep 30, 2013
White House and was arrested for loitering then given a parden by the president who said ...

“Towards Spring”

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#280 Sep 30, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
White House and was arrested for loitering then given a parden by the president who said ...
"Here, give me go of that thing,
I have plenty experience, how many times
have I been flying by the seat of my pants"

With that, Obama took off in the direction of ....

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#281 Sep 30, 2013
the White House he heard the 'cry' of the desperate sheman Michelle yelling demonstratives at

“Towards Spring”

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#282 Oct 1, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
the White House he heard the 'cry' of the desperate sheman Michelle yelling demonstratives at
so he quickly donned his frilly apron and started
to peel the spuds, but suddenly ..

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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Greensburg, IN

#283 Oct 1, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:

the White House he heard the 'cry' of the desperate sheman Michelle yelling demonstratives at the cook
so he quickly donned his frilly apron and started
to peel the spuds, but suddenly ..
Joe entered the kitchen after seeing Bo running through the White House hallway with the meat to be served to the ...

“Towards Spring”

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#284 Oct 1, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
the White House he heard the 'cry' of the desperate sheman Michelle yelling demonstratives at the cook
so he quickly donned his frilly apron and started
to peel the spuds, but suddenly ..
Joe entered the kitchen after seeing Bo running through the White House hallway with the meat to be served to the ...
royal guests and could hardly believe his own eyes when he
saw Obama feeding it to the dogs instead!

but Obamaa quickly changed into his dinner suit,
- made a speech in advance,
explaining that from now on he was packing in the
Presidency and going into animal welfare;

he said this inspiration came to him,
after he had watched the movie called .....

Vee

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#285 Oct 1, 2013
Animal House and he really wanted to have a Toga party. He knew his daughters would be up for the fun but it was the list of guests he wanted to invite that made him believe not all would show up. He wanted Mayor Bloomberg,and Gov Cuomo but he also thought it would be great to invite Chuck E Cheese and Ronald mcDonald. Was it too much over the top to also invite Pee Wee herman? El and Grace were also cordially invited and the one hold out he thought, would be the Queen.
Parden Pard

Nazareth, PA

#286 Oct 1, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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royal guests and could hardly believe his own eyes when he
saw Obama feeding it to the dogs instead!
but Obamaa quickly changed into his dinner suit,
- made a speech in advance,
explaining that from now on he was packing in the
Presidency and going into animal welfare;
he said this inspiration came to him,
after he had watched the movie called .....
"The Lonely Wolfs Of Basterville",,,It's main theme was something about a dumped baby growing up to teenage years soly living on turnips donated by wolfs,,,,,,the hook in this story was when

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