Once Upon A Time In A Far Away Land.....

“July”

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Since: Dec 06

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#246 Sep 25, 2013
OFF TOPIC:

[Apologies for Topix delay in the sequence
of the posts -
but no matter

all great fun]

back to topic]
Level 3

Since: Aug 13

Location hidden

#247 Sep 25, 2013
in a land far away...

its true.

THE fog comes
on little cat feet.

It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches 5
and then moves on.

carl sandburg..

beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#248 Sep 25, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
....use the ole baton!!!! Richard had an enticing smirk on his face because he had an idea of what the cop was going to do with the baton, so Richard........
grabbed his extra tube of back-up lube,put on his very serious look (which at the best of times is a lot harder to find than the lube) and bounced into the fray,with..
Parden Pard

Nazareth, PA

#249 Sep 25, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>grabbed his extra tube of back-up lube,put on his very serious look (which at the best of times is a lot harder to find than the lube) and bounced into the fray,with..
Extreme enthusiasm,bouncing back and forth,like his stupid-ass exercise program,(designated for San Fransisco viewers,bydaway)and fell ,landing on the baton,stuck in his
Jefro Tull

Auckland, New Zealand

#250 Sep 25, 2013
Parden Pard wrote:
<quoted text>
Extreme enthusiasm,bouncing back and forth,like his stupid-ass exercise program,(designated for San Fransisco viewers,bydaway)and fell ,landing on the baton,stuck in his
eye,which if you've ever been drunk enough to not change the channel,you would have noticed it's false! Apparently when he was getting a full makeover he insisted that nothing was to be left from...

“July”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#251 Sep 26, 2013
Jefro Tull wrote:
<quoted text>eye,which if you've ever been drunk enough to not change the channel,you would have noticed it's false! Apparently when he was getting a full makeover he insisted that nothing was to be left from...
his former look..
so they worked very hard to give him a totally new
look,
but he became very angry when he saw they
gave him a nose like MICHAEL JACKSON's -

that was when the violence really.......
Parden Pard

Nazareth, PA

#252 Sep 26, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
his former look..
so they worked very hard to give him a totally new
look,
but he became very angry when he saw they
gave him a nose like MICHAEL JACKSON's -
that was when the violence really.......
Escalated into a frenzy of gaylic proportions.He picked-up the anesthesiologist and gave him the biggest bear hug of his life.Then proceeded to kiss everyone in the room.Thats when things got even stranger.The people he kissed began to vomit,heaving stinky liquid all up and down the walls.It seemed that

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#253 Sep 26, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
his former look..
so they worked very hard to give him a totally new
look,
but he became very angry when he saw they
gave him a nose like MICHAEL JACKSON's -
that was when the violence really.......
came to a head..... So Richard started swinging his fists like a girl and accidentally hit an innocent bystander in the adams apple. The poor woman fell like a ton of bricks and started crying like......
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#254 Sep 26, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
came to a head..... So Richard started swinging his fists like a girl and accidentally hit an innocent bystander in the adams apple. The poor woman fell like a ton of bricks and started crying like......
nothing you'd ever heard before. When the ambulance arrived and she was being lifted in the poor thing's dress got caught up and raised far to high to be seemly...but it did expose the reason for the .......

Tehee Candor

“A Time for laughter and ...”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

A Time to be candid.

#255 Sep 26, 2013
She had an adams apple?
Parden Pard

Nazareth, PA

#256 Sep 27, 2013
Tehee Candor wrote:
She had an adams apple?
And suspiciously twirling two hazel nuts in her huge elongated hand

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Hoosierville

#258 Sep 27, 2013
which indicated she played the ...

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#259 Sep 27, 2013
Trump card so often that when her luck ran out at the crap table, immediately...

“July”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#260 Sep 27, 2013
Vee wrote:
Trump card so often that when her luck ran out at the crap table, immediately...
she went in & put on that ole
dusty 78 record, on the turn table..
a little number called >

'LUCK BE A LADY TONIGHT'

As she stood there in the half light,
looking like a classy 'Lauren Bacall',
men felt drawn to her because...
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#261 Sep 27, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
she went in & put on that ole
dusty 78 record, on the turn table..
a little number called >
'LUCK BE A LADY TONIGHT'
As she stood there in the half light,
looking like a classy 'Lauren Bacall',
men felt drawn to her because...
a little danger and forbidden fruits have always been the essence of...
Parden Pard

Nazareth, PA

#262 Sep 27, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>a little danger and forbidden fruits have always been the essence of...
Gaylic love.Expressively with the exchange of the kilt skirt when the game was won,,,,(lol)

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Hoosierville

#263 Sep 28, 2013
PP, Bugs, Grace, Vee, and me and before that was
Tehee and DILF and some others I didn't know which goes to show ...

“July”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#264 Sep 28, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
PP, Bugs, Grace, Vee, and me and before that was
Tehee and DILF and some others I didn't know which goes to show ...
that PINOCCHIO's nose mustn't have
been that long after all -
as he was there too, but no one noticed, because...

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Hoosierville

#265 Sep 28, 2013
his nose knew to not stick it where it wasn't wanted just like ...

“July”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#266 Sep 28, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
his nose knew to not stick it where it wasn't wanted just like ...
lol

when he [Pinocchio] didn't recently butt in by ..
giving Obama, important advice about ....

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