Once Upon A Time In A Far Away Land.....

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#225 Sep 24, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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offended by  white people here on Offbeat...
.....who make refererence to chocolate and skin color eeven though white chocolate exists and would easily explain why elephants find the taste of chocolate delectable whether it is white or dark in color....Now Licorice is a different story because......

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#226 Sep 25, 2013
the only kind I like is the 'black' and the best is made in Australia, order some and see if I'm not
...

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#227 Sep 25, 2013
http://www.candyfavorites.com/wiley-wallaby-g...

Once Upon A Time In A Far Away Land..........

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#228 Sep 25, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
the only kind I like is the 'black' and the best is made in Australia, order some and see if I'm not
...
suffering from Alzheimers,
'cos I remember once, when dear ole Grandad,
in this faraway land, drank a  potion given him
by a woodland nymph, who assured him he would
regain a full head of hair -
instead, he turned into ...
Parden Pard

Nazareth, PA

#229 Sep 25, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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suffering from Alzheimers,
'cos I remember once, when dear ole Grandad,
in this faraway land, drank a  potion given him
by a woodland nymph, who assured him he would
regain a full head of hair -
instead, he turned into ...
A horses-ass,with fine,soft hair on it and ready for

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#230 Sep 25, 2013
Parden Pard wrote:
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A horses-ass,with fine,soft hair on it and ready for
a comb over. But momma didn't care, she loved him for his.....

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#231 Sep 25, 2013
DILF wrote:
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a comb over. But momma didn't care, she loved him for his.....
tendency to ignore a lack of
good house-keeping in their home..
and he NEVER seemed to mind when the Missus sat down
most days, drinking GUINNESS, watching TV, playing poker..
AND ....

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#232 Sep 25, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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tendency to ignore a lack of
good house-keeping in their home..
and he NEVER seemed to mind when the Missus sat down
most days, drinking GUINNESS, watching TV, playing poker..
AND ....
braiding her armpit hair. The kids played outside with the neighbors goat, they took turns duct taping the goats tail to the.......
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#233 Sep 25, 2013
DILF wrote:
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braiding her armpit hair. The kids played outside with the neighbors goat, they took turns duct taping the goats tail to the.......
village idiot,who squealed with delight because it so reminded him of the days in his childhood before....
Parden Pard

Nazareth, PA

#234 Sep 25, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>village idiot,who squealed with delight because it so reminded him of the days in his childhood before....
Colored television was invented,when his mother took his meat cleaver away, the one he always carried around to

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#236 Sep 25, 2013
Parden Pard wrote:
<quoted text>Colored television was invented,when his mother took his meat cleaver away, the one he always carried around to
protect himself against any ghost or spirit that might
appear .. while he was sitting in the back seat of the local
chapel, smoking a cigarette,
days when 'twas raining outside .. 
he was always prepared for ...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#237 Sep 25, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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protect himself against any ghost or spirit that might
appear .. while he was sitting in the back seat of the local
chapel, smoking a cigarette,
days when 'twas raining outside .. 
he was always prepared for ...
a wet fart by keeping an extra pair of underwear in the church steeple. While in the steeple changing his drawers last Sunday, Melissa Etheridge showed up with.....

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#238 Sep 25, 2013
DILF wrote:
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a wet fart by keeping an extra pair of underwear in the church steeple. While in the steeple changing his drawers last Sunday, Melissa Etheridge showed up with.....
the COPS, one of whom climbed to the top
of the steeple;
when he saw what was going on he thought it was
so funny,
laughing so much..
he lost his footing
and landed on to a...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#239 Sep 25, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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the COPS, one of whom climbed to the top
of the steeple;
when he saw what was going on he thought it was
so funny,
laughing so much..
he lost his footing
and landed on to a...
manger that was set up in front of the church. He passed out for two hours and the people walking by the church thought he was part of the nativity scene, so they.....
60s chic

Allentown, PA

#240 Sep 25, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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the COPS, one of whom climbed to the top
of the steeple;
when he saw what was going on he thought it was
so funny,
laughing so much..
he lost his footing
and landed on to a...
.. neighbor's backyard trampoline. So high did he bounce, that he landed atop of the steeple again, and then...
60s chic

Allentown, PA

#241 Sep 25, 2013
DILF wrote:
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manger that was set up in front of the church. He passed out for two hours and the people walking by the church thought he was part of the nativity scene, so they.....
just went on about their business, but avid church goer went back to the scene; got a bucket of water and tossed it on the officer. The officer suddenly came to and chased the man down the street and suddenly...

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#242 Sep 25, 2013
60s chic wrote:
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.. neighbor's backyard trampoline. So high did he bounce, that he landed atop of the steeple again, and then...
as DILF the local Press man reported,
he landed back down on the manger,
as the by passers prayed at the manger, he moved
and due to the fall he moved and uttered
the words'O Jesus'
everyone thought it a miracle and ran to phone
FOX NEWS - CNN - THE VATICAN,
anf, of course

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#243 Sep 25, 2013
60s chic wrote:
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just went on about their business, but avid church goer went back to the scene; got a bucket of water and tossed it on the officer. The officer suddenly came to and chased the man down the street and suddenly...
....out of nowhere Richard Simmons jumped out and gave him a big wet kiss on the lips. This enfuriated the cop so he took out his baton and started to.......
Parden Pard

Nazareth, PA

#244 Sep 25, 2013
DILF wrote:
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....out of nowhere Richard Simmons jumped out and gave him a big wet kiss on the lips. This enfuriated the cop so he took out his baton and started to.......
Dip it in a Crisco can,which he always had handy.His motto is"Be Prepared"for Richard Simmons type running about.Ya never know when ya gotta

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#245 Sep 25, 2013
Parden Pard wrote:
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Dip it in a Crisco can,which he always had handy.His motto is"Be Prepared"for Richard Simmons type running about.Ya never know when ya gotta
....use the ole baton!!!! Richard had an enticing smirk on his face because he had an idea of what the cop was going to do with the baton, so Richard........

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