Once Upon A Time In A Far Away Land.....
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#205 Sep 19, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Grace, Bugs, and DILF put their heads to-get'her
'i' mean him, now 'i' forgot,'i' was about to say
don't bogart that joint,pass it over to me....roll another one,just like the other one and we'll play my Green Tambourine....
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#206 Sep 19, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
....that people have the utmost respect for DILF, they put him up on a pedestal, higher than Kanye West and.....
forget all about him (who?.. they cry) and pass it over to Dilfy...which now it's been ascertained it is the one and only can join the peace-lovin' cir..........actually,how the hell did you sneak up like man?......phew....would you like some of our incense and peppermints?

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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#207 Sep 20, 2013
...is that "hippie" talk Bugs?



you want a Humphrey off of it?

no 'roach' needed @ this point...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#208 Sep 20, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
...is that "hippie" talk Bugs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =oIAzQ6M2BowXX
you want a Humphrey off of it?
no 'roach' needed @ this point...
.....obviously brought to you by a drunkin stupor. At times, we should refrain from drinking in excess and......

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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#209 Sep 20, 2013
DILF it's 8 am.
Alcohol is the world's most widespread recreational drug, hence...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#210 Sep 20, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
DILF it's 8 am.
Alcohol is the world's most widespread recreational drug, hence...
....Harley considering herself an avid "recreationist" and model when we all know that......

“Here & Now”

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#211 Sep 20, 2013
DILF wrote:
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....Harley considering herself an avid "recreationist" and model when we all know that......
There were four mice in the original famous
THREE BLIND MICE > nursery rhyme,

through the years research has been done,
and .. since the forensics got in on the act,
it has come to light in recent times.. that the fourth mouse
was, actually....

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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#212 Sep 20, 2013
a rodent with displaced aggression against the three blind ones so

“Here & Now”

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#213 Sep 20, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
a rodent with displaced aggression against the three blind ones so
President Obama,
says the wholw claSSIC NURSERY SHOULD BE RE WRITTEN,

but the consensus of opinion between
the kids is,

'just leave it alone,
'cos who give's a flying ....'

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#214 Sep 20, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
President Obama,
says the wholw claSSIC NURSERY SHOULD BE RE WRITTEN,
but the consensus of opinion between
the kids is,
'just leave it alone,
'cos who give's a flying ....'
lesson on a windy day? I'll tell you who, cheap low budget skydiving companys, that's who. I remember jumping out of a plane and ended up landing on.....

“Here & Now”

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#215 Sep 21, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
lesson on a windy day? I'll tell you who, cheap low budget skydiving companys, that's who. I remember jumping out of a plane and ended up landing on.....
a child's trampoline in his backyard play area ,

I recall when I jumped, praying earnestly
to Saint SILLY [patron saint of impulsive idiots]!!

for a soft landing! and when I landed on the trampoline,
I attributed this miracle to St Silly,
and from there on I turned to religion,
in fact I developed a new religion
[in honor of St Silly]

which is now known the world over... as>

'The Jumping .......'

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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#216 Sep 21, 2013
jubilous, jargon, of a jagged junkie that always says...

“Here & Now”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#217 Sep 21, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
jubilous, jargon, of a jagged junkie that always says...
'Hey People Hey
Pray People Pray'!!

This slogan has really caught on..
in fact the rapper '50 Cent' is thinking of
making a .......

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

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#218 Sep 21, 2013
bumper sticker for Rush Limbaugh and Al Sharpton who are rumored to go into their own restaurant chicken franchise together called LEFT WING, RIGHT WING,

“Here & Now”

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#219 Sep 21, 2013
Vee wrote:
bumper sticker for Rush Limbaugh and Al Sharpton who are rumored to go into their own restaurant chicken franchise together called LEFT WING, RIGHT WING,
not to mention, of course
CHICKEN wing .....
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#220 Sep 21, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
not to mention, of course
CHICKEN wing .....
which tended to fall off at the most inopportune moments. Upon taking the "super"glue back to the store the manager pointed out that it was merely supposed to hold elephants onto...

“Here & Now”

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#221 Sep 22, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>which tended to fall off at the most inopportune moments. Upon taking the "super"glue back to the store the manager pointed out that it was merely supposed to hold elephants onto...
their little ballet slippers when they
perform at the 'Royal Palace of Fantasies'
where you will also have the privilege of .....

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

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#222 Sep 22, 2013
feeding them peanuts dipped in chocolate. Elephants developed a love for chocolate many moons ago in the Congo when it was discovered that...

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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#223 Sep 22, 2013
black people eat each other so they must taste good and didn't have to be ...

“Here & Now”

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#224 Sep 24, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
black people eat each other so they must taste good and didn't have to be ...
offended by  white people here on Offbeat...

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