beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#23 Sep 23, 2013
Club goer wrote:
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They'll throw you out for that, too.
Face it, everyone! It is the LADIES' job to ask the GUYS to dance with them on the dance floor!
If the ladies do not perk up and ask the guys, then all nightclubs nationwide will remain totally forbidden to all single/lone guys!
Totally agree..at the places I go the LADIES always ask the guys to dance.
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#24 Sep 23, 2013
Of course...if you don't slip a little something in the G-string they don't tend to come back. Hope this helps!
He who knows

Saint Joseph, MI

#25 Sep 23, 2013
sally wrote:
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It may just be you, sorry.
Not a chance!

In much of America, at nightclubs, a normally innocent "Would you like to dance with me?" asked by a guy to a woman, even if it is for the first time all night, is very normally closely followed by a "Okay, you're gonna have to leave!" said to the guy by club security. America has become a heavily Feminist nation where guys have zero power over women at all, and when there are public issues, it is always the man that gets in trouble. Additionally, there are usually bystanders that will take offense of it and report the man to club security. Women in most of America simply do NOT like it when a guy they do not know goes up to her and asks her if she would like to dance.

And especially, in Northern Illinois, asking a woman if she would like to dance with him will get the guy kicked out of the club so fast his head would spin! And in fact, in DuPage County, Illinois (where that new Trademark Tavern is located), asking a lady if she would like to dance even carries the possibility of arrest and even jail for the guy.
He who knows

Saint Joseph, MI

#26 Sep 23, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
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Okay, this is how this works. A chick gets asked to dance or asks a guy if he wants to dance.
She understands her words. "Dance". "Yes, I will dance" "would you like to dance".
A guy asks a chick to dance or hears a chick ask him if he wants to dance.
All he asks or hears is. "pants". As in, "can I get in your pants" or "do you want to get in my pants".
Chicks and guys...say and hear two different things.
Actually, in much of America, this is how it works. A guy asks a chick if she would like to dance with her. She runs off, tells a bouncer, and the bouncer tells the guy to leave the club. Sometimes, she will say "No!" but more often than not, she scurries off and reports the man to security. Sometimes, the woman will say "No", but bystanders decide to go and report the guy to security and the guy gets kicked out without any refund of his cover charge.

On the other hand, when the ladies ask the guys to dance, they very often look towards the guy and make that "Come here" motion with their arm towards the guy. The guy takes it as an invitation and begins dancing with the chick or chicks that invited him in.

Since: Nov 10

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#27 Sep 23, 2013
Club goer wrote:
As a guy who frequents nightclubs, all I can say about it being the man's job to ask the ladies to dance with him on the dance floor at nightclubs is insane, rediculous, and is a disaster waiting to happen! It does NOT matter how nicely, politely, or courteously a guy asks a woman to dance; it is still a precariously dangerous situation that can carry catastrophic consequences such as getting kicked out of the club, forbidden to ever go back there again, and yes, even a jail term (for the man) can not be ruled out.
In America, when a man asks a woman to dance with her, even in a friendly way such as "Would you like to dance with me?" it automatically sends immediate thoughts of "Rapist! Sex predator! Serial killer!" and other similar thoughts running right through the woman's mind. Even bystanders are known to take heavy offense to a guy asking a lady to dance with him at nightclubs. Same thing goes for wedding receptions, graduation parties, and any type of event that has dancing.
Ladies, guys are not always going to ask you to dance with them, and they are growing tired of asking you to dance, so if you want to dance with guys at nightclubs, you ladies really need to strengthen up and ask the guys to dance with you!
Mr. Clubber, My husband and I met at a club...he didn't ask me to dance at first...However, he did buy me a drink...which I accepted. That was MANY years ago...:)
BTW, we did Marry it will be 33 years in November...don't be so negative...it can work out...:)

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#28 Sep 23, 2013
Marissa 2 wrote:
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Mr. Clubber, My husband and I met at a club...he didn't ask me to dance at first...However, he did buy me a drink...which I accepted. That was MANY years ago...:)
BTW, we did Marry it will be 33 years in November...don't be so negative...it can work out...:)
Would you care to dance Miss2 or should I go f@ck myself again?...

Level 6

Since: Apr 13

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#29 Sep 23, 2013
I hate clubs. Love to dance, just hate clubbing. I'd much rather just have a night in. I'm boring I know, LOL

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#30 Sep 24, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
I hate clubs. Love to dance, just hate clubbing. I'd much rather just have a night in. I'm boring I know, LOL
As much of an Adonis, Cassanova, and ladies man that I am....... I hate clubs as well. It's such a game. I sit back and watch all the people "try" to impress each other and act cool...... I'd much rather meet a nice girl at a strip club, no games there.

Level 6

Since: Apr 13

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#31 Sep 24, 2013
DILF wrote:
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As much of an Adonis, Cassanova, and ladies man that I am....... I hate clubs as well. It's such a game. I sit back and watch all the people "try" to impress each other and act cool...... I'd much rather meet a nice girl at a strip club, no games there.
I like to start out naked and dance back into my clothes. It's fun to watch their eyes go from "D@mn, she starts out naked!" to "Wait, what the, what no!" then finally to "Grrrrrrrr!!!!!" ROFLMAO
He who knows

Saint Joseph, MI

#32 Sep 25, 2013
Let's get this straight. Either ladies shall perk up and ask the guys to dance with them, or nightclubs are strictly forbidden to all single guys!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#33 Sep 26, 2013
I also have a problem asking a woman to dance, I'm shy that way. But I have no problem asking them for a hand job or more in the parking lot.

8-)

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#34 Sep 26, 2013
if you are at a club [night] and have to ask a lady to dance, you need a date , or a paid escort

SUJ

“Your posts still ”

Level 6

Since: Mar 10

make me giggle

#35 Sep 26, 2013
Why does this thread remind me of a SNL skit?
http://youtu.be/Z7O9lg5_0W8...

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#36 Sep 26, 2013
He who knows wrote:
Let's get this straight. Either ladies shall perk up and ask the guys to dance with them, or nightclubs are strictly forbidden to all single guys!
Or it could work this way...Guys, grow up...get a spine...get the courage to ask a woman to dance...or be prepared to sit the entire night...:)
He who knows

Saint Joseph, MI

#37 Sep 26, 2013
Marissa 2 wrote:
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Or it could work this way...Guys, grow up...get a spine...get the courage to face multiple life sentences in Federal Prison --even the electric chair-- for asking a lady to dance...or be prepared to sit the entire night...:)
Typical American trash response!
He who knows

Saint Joseph, MI

#38 Sep 26, 2013
SUJ wrote:
Why does this thread remind me of a SNL skit?
http://youtu.be/Z7O9lg5_0W8...
I guess maybe America is trying to destroy it's entire male population and become an all-females nation! What other explanation is there?

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#39 Sep 26, 2013
He who knows wrote:
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Typical American trash response!
NO...not American Trash...you must be spineless, if you can't go up to a woman in a club...and ask her to dance...for goodness sakes...get some Backbone...what are you a Jellyfish???

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#40 Sep 26, 2013
Marissa 2 wrote:
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Or it could work this way...Guys, grow up...get a spine...get the courage to ask a woman to dance...or be prepared to sit the entire night...:)
Hey, these icons don't bother me at all...I don't go clubbing anymore...and believe me...I never sat...:)

SUJ

“Your posts still ”

Level 6

Since: Mar 10

make me giggle

#41 Sep 27, 2013
He who knows wrote:
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I guess maybe America is trying to destroy it's entire male population and become an all-females nation! What other explanation is there?
Aren't you a little ray of sunshine? Can't imagine why you would have trouble picking up any lady in a club. Perhaps closing your zip fly when approaching them would up your odds ; and take off that kick me sign before you leave the house. Haha I got a warning for this! Here's a kiss on your cheek for luck.*x*

SUJ

“Your posts still ”

Level 6

Since: Mar 10

make me giggle

#42 Sep 27, 2013
Hahahaha.

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