Sex with a bicycle: Security camera c...

Sex with a bicycle: Security camera catches man bonking a bike in weird news

There are 113 comments on the Examiner.com story from Jun 30, 2013, titled Sex with a bicycle: Security camera catches man bonking a bike in weird news. In it, Examiner.com reports that:

Weird news doesn't get much weirder than this, as a man is caught on a security camera having sex with a bicycle, yes, a bicycle.

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axxx

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#68 Jul 1, 2013
he ran the tassels threw his fingers like hair

“Better Dead than red!”

Since: Jun 11

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#69 Jul 1, 2013
He should have the right to get married with it so the bike can get federal benefits
Spooner

Hazlehurst, MS

#70 Jul 2, 2013
Does anyone know if was rape, or did the bicycle consent ?

axxx

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#71 Jul 2, 2013
the bike was under age so it was not consent

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#73 Jul 2, 2013
Was it concentual? Because if not, the bike might have a good case.

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#74 Jul 2, 2013
I like the fact that the writer used "bonk" as the verb...
beatlesinthebog

Wellington, New Zealand

#75 Jul 2, 2013
Most probably a frame up

“Master Baker”

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#76 Jul 2, 2013
tallyho wrote:
hope he thought of safety first and used tube tires
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Too funny Tally.. 8)
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'dh

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#77 Jul 2, 2013
I bet it had a -BANANA SEAT???? heeheh
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dh

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#78 Jul 2, 2013
Who tempted whom? Is bike sex specifically illegal? I wonder if Craig'slist and Backpage have any bike services for sale?

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#79 Jul 2, 2013
I know Elton John has removed his bike seat and simply left the post there. He seems very happy while riding.

“Master Baker”

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#80 Jul 2, 2013
Now I am weirdly suspicious of all Brothel-Bike-Shops and repairs......
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and people who ride on the handlebars......(moustache)
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dh

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#81 Jul 2, 2013
I found the video on the net.
It has surpassed the Kim Kardashian XXX Vid..
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Seems the bike is a DOUBLE HEADER????
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You will find the vid under ---DAISY....??
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Here's a link:

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'dh

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Shaft Of Light

#82 Jul 2, 2013
Dayum "security" cameras.

“Standin' In A”

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Shaft Of Light

#83 Jul 2, 2013
DILF wrote:
I know Elton John has removed his bike seat and simply left the post there. He seems very happy while riding.
Hey, some of us are trying to enjoy breakfast here.

“Standin' In A”

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Shaft Of Light

#84 Jul 2, 2013
I think I'm going to take down the security camera facing the extension ladder.
Shocked observer

Cicero, IL

#85 Jul 2, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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Now where ever did you get the idea
that bicycles can't talk!(:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =FXe07JXRwFwXX
Voiced by an actor! Probably one of the guys in that video.

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Spotted World

#86 Jul 2, 2013
Is this guy a pedalphile?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#87 Jul 2, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Is this guy a pedalphile?
Indeed he is!

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#88 Jul 2, 2013
Shocked observer wrote:
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Bicycles don't say anything! They are not animate. They are man-made objects that are designed for fun, exercise, and transportation. Anyone who has sex with an inanimate object is totally nuts beyond nuts!
Really, you serious?

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