“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#1 Apr 15, 2014
Johnny Cash



I feel so good come payday
I think of all the things I'm gonna
Buy when I pick up my pay

Don't you know, but then they hand me
That little brown envelope
I peep inside, Lord I lose all hope

'Cause from those total wages earned
Down to that net amount that's due
I feel the painful sense of loss between the two

There goes that bracelet for her arm
There goes that new fence for my farm
There goes that brand new Pontiac
There goes the shirt right off my back

You can dream about a honeymoon for two
You can dream but that's about all you can do
'Cause by the time old Uncle Sam gets through with you

You can buy her a pair of hose
A little powder for her nose
And take her down to Sloppy Joe's for beer
And stew them are the facts after tax

You can dream about vacation in the sun
You can dream but you can't never have you one
'Cause by the time your good old Uncle Sam gets done

You've got just enough for gas
To see them city limits pass
And if you get back home fourth class
I'd say you won

There goes that bracelet for her arm
There goes that new fence for my farm
Send back that short wave radio cancel that trip to Mexico
Forget that brand new Pontiac
There goes the shirt right off my back

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

Level 1

Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#2 Apr 16, 2014
My grandfather opened his paycheck and smiled, "I supported my n***er for a week!"

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

Level 1

Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#3 Apr 16, 2014
"Taxation Without Representation Is Tyranny!"

Where did we go?

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

Level 1

Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#4 Apr 16, 2014
The only thing true in life is death and taxes.

We only welcome death.

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

Level 1

Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#5 Apr 16, 2014
Stop and think about this.
Our Government is suppose to serve us.
They don't serve us?
Why pay taxes.
You don't pay a restaurant for bad food or tip the waitress for bad service.
F**k Em!

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#6 Apr 16, 2014
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
Stop and think about this.
Our Government is suppose to serve us.
They don't serve us?
Why pay taxes.
You don't pay a restaurant for bad food or tip the waitress for bad service.
F**k Em!
lol...some restaurants now automatically add the 'gratuity'( love that term ) to the bill....ya see, there are things businesses can learn from our govt..!!!
:)
The Demoncrat

Medford, NY

#7 Apr 16, 2014
Stop complaining, someone has to pay for Obamacare........

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#8 Apr 18, 2014
just one of of those things u gotta do.
pay taxes and die

for some of us anyway..
lol

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