Cheese curds with milwaukee69

Cheese curds with milwaukee69

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#1 Dec 17, 2012
"Squeek, squeek, squeek"

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#2 Dec 17, 2012

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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Greensburg, IN

#4 Dec 17, 2012
Boy are you bored!

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#7 Dec 17, 2012
PESCreation wrote:
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Hello Mister E
OMG - I just put that one out minutes ago myself.
I love that song.
:)
Aha!!! I figured it out lol!

It was a joke for squeaky....lol!

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#8 Dec 17, 2012
M69 I need a delivery please:

Fresh Wisconsin Cheese Curds are Squeaky and Delicious!
Get yourself a little piece of bite-size love from Wisconsin when you buy these ultra-fresh, ultra-delicious cheese curds. Made by Cedar Grove Cheese in Plain, Wisconsin, and available in yellow, white, garlic/dill or onion/chives. We're certain you'll enjoy this unique taste of Wisconsin.
2 each please...

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#9 Dec 17, 2012
LOL Hoosier....

I'll take a latte and a bagel...:)

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#10 Dec 17, 2012
Are you feeling wanted M69???

Now get to work....(hurry up with them vittles)...LOL!

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#11 Dec 17, 2012

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave side service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back-country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost; and being a typical man I didn't stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.

There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, and we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low my heart was full.

As I was opening the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "Sweet Mother of Jesus, I never seen nothing' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

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#12 Dec 17, 2012
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day your mom and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi t*rd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So your mom called him a sh*thead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age .

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#13 Dec 17, 2012
Btw M...I think EraserX had the right drummer...just the wrong song....

Rush's Neil Peart

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#14 Dec 17, 2012
Buddy Rich was in there real close,



Buddy Rich vs Neil Peart

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#15 Dec 17, 2012


Here's a Buddy Rich solo...

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#16 Dec 18, 2012
I didn't want you to forget this....bump!

:)

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#17 Dec 18, 2012
"Nom, nom, nom..."
Saaaay What

New York, NY

#18 Jun 5, 2013
Nom, nom, nom?

Let's talk baseball T, what do you say?

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#19 Jun 5, 2013
Saaaay What wrote:
Nom, nom, nom?
Let's talk baseball T, what do you say?
Rumor has it that it wasn't Braun afterall - Ricky Weeks is actually a Jamaican druglord and will be banned for life.

End of problem.
Detective McNulty

United States

#20 Jun 5, 2013
Saaaay What wrote:
Nom, nom, nom?
Let's talk baseball T, what do you say?
"anonymous proxy, lets's talk baseball t." rofl

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