Lesbian Sex Offender Used Toilet Role...

Lesbian Sex Offender Used Toilet Role Holder As Fake Penis To Romance Duped Mum Of Two

There are 51 comments on the Anorak story from Oct 4, 2011, titled Lesbian Sex Offender Used Toilet Role Holder As Fake Penis To Romance Duped Mum Of Two. In it, Anorak reports that:

NICOLE Lindsay's boyfriend Lee Brooks was a A lesbian sex offender called Samantha Brooks, once jailed for abusing a 14-year-old girl.

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“"Thinking"”

Level 5

Since: Sep 11

OZ

#21 Oct 5, 2011
I mean, have women cracked the "man code". How much longer do men have to be the dominant being?

“South Louisiana”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

very small

#22 Oct 5, 2011
And i often wonder if men will ever crack the women code. I've been trying for 56 years and i'm no closer now then when i started.
interested party of one

Kinder, LA

#23 Oct 5, 2011
_Reader_ wrote:
<quoted text>Dont be putin such stuff on here. We are necessary, and women would be lost without us!
(Whew, that was close!)
i would be lost without you men

“Pardon my nosiness ”

Level 7

Since: May 07

London, England

#24 Oct 5, 2011
Rentman1 wrote:
And i often wonder if men will ever crack the women code. I've been trying for 56 years and i'm no closer now then when i started.
Exactly, and there's not a chance of us figuring them out, but then maybe that's how it's supposed to be, something to keep us guessing and a little added spice to romance us, or is it to confound us?

“Pardon my nosiness ”

Level 7

Since: May 07

London, England

#25 Oct 5, 2011
interested party of one wrote:
<quoted text>
i would be lost without you men
That's exactly what my wife tells me when driving her to the mall.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#26 Oct 5, 2011
Rentman1 wrote:
And i often wonder if men will ever crack the women code. I've been trying for 56 years and i'm no closer now then when i started.
Scientists did the human genome. They started with the easy stuff first.

“Pardon my nosiness ”

Level 7

Since: May 07

London, England

#27 Oct 5, 2011
Mepporlee wrote:
I mean, have women cracked the "man code". How much longer do men have to be the dominant being?
I never realised we were the dominant being - If she'll allow me I must ask the wife if it's true.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#28 Oct 6, 2011
What, were they out of cucumbers? or a hot dog? Then at least you can have a snack later.

“Pardon my nosiness ”

Level 7

Since: May 07

London, England

#29 Oct 6, 2011
Naughtyrobot wrote:
What, were they out of cucumbers? or a hot dog? Then at least you can have a snack later.
She may have felt the need to wipe her arse afterwards.

Level 1

Since: Jan 12

London, KY

#30 Feb 1, 2012
More like you guys would be lost without us lol! Don't worry too much though we need to keep ya around cuz there's nothin that compares to the real thing!

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#31 Feb 1, 2012
i use a paper towel role...
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#32 Jan 22, 2014
Their love affair was probably a hollow event..(wonder how she sucked a paper tube,,,baffles my mind,,??)(her previous huz musta been a dickless dude,,,SAY,,?)

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#33 Jan 23, 2014
Most ladies prefer someone hung like a paper towel holder.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#34 Jan 23, 2014
Don't feel bad, I got duped by a napkin holder, and a donut, and a taco, and an apple pie, and a light socket, and a washing machine.

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#35 Jan 23, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
Don't feel bad, I got duped by a napkin holder, and a donut, and a taco, and an apple pie, and a light socket, and a washing machine.
OMG, LMAO!

I prefer to touch it before it enters me!
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#36 Jan 23, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
Most ladies prefer someone hung like a paper towel holder.
LOL I'd give you a funny,,but topix has blocked me from giving any judging,,,,,(sucks)
Easy Glides

Medford, NY

#37 Jan 24, 2014
The question remains, other than the fact that it was a woman doing this to her......did she enjoy it?
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#38 Jan 24, 2014
Makes ya wonder,,? Why did'nt she jus strap-on a billboy,???

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#39 Jan 24, 2014
At least they did not crawl inside a horse carcass naked like that other woman, and nibble the raw organs.
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#40 Jan 24, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
Don't feel bad, I got duped by a napkin holder, and a donut, and a taco, and an apple pie, and a light socket, and a washing machine.
The light socket must have been enlightening.........er....any thing to report on Mack truck exhausts ......or is that a little out of your tinnesses league (so to speak)!

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