Lesbian Sex Offender Used Toilet Role Holder As Fake Penis To Romance Duped Mum Of Two

Oct 4, 2011 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: Anorak

NICOLE Lindsay's boyfriend Lee Brooks was a A lesbian sex offender called Samantha Brooks, once jailed for abusing a 14-year-old girl.

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The Monkey

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OK, so the moral of the story is don't date convicts with wooden dicks who claim to have beat up sex offenders.
Easy peasey Japanesey!

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What's worse than a paper penis?

Cardboard box.

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Oct 4, 2011
 
Never heard of that before, but I have heard of wooden tits. There was a song about that on the 60's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Uh Clem wrote:
Never heard of that before, but I have heard of wooden tits. There was a song about that on the 60's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Clowns love show tunes!

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Oct 4, 2011
 
In not understanding this.

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Oct 4, 2011
 
vrm vrm wrote:
In not understanding this.
Don't try, it will only drive you insane.
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Oct 4, 2011
 
THe lesson here. Woman can be sex offenders and rapists to; not just the guys. I think statistically it's more the guys I have to research that. People have to remember that there is a dirty, evil, and malicous side to both men and women. I just worry that there is more of a stigma on this towards men because you do not hear much about women doing sexual assaults, but of cousre there is. Oh and a wooden toliet paper used as a fake gentila, that could not have felt comfortable for the oter lady. It must have if she faked it that long.

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When in doubt of someone's sex,look to see if he/she has an Adam's apple.

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DJZ wrote:
THe lesson here. Woman can be sex offenders and rapists to; not just the guys. I think statistically it's more the guys I have to research that. People have to remember that there is a dirty, evil, and malicous side to both men and women. I just worry that there is more of a stigma on this towards men because you do not hear much about women doing sexual assaults, but of cousre there is. Oh and a wooden toliet paper used as a fake gentila, that could not have felt comfortable for the oter lady. It must have if she faked it that long.
Actually, sex offending comes from a masculine drive. This is a masculine lesbian woman who pretended to be a man. That is not "stock" feminine behavior. The masculine culture taught to guys, the territorial nature of the brain wiring, and the strength and excessive sexuality of the testosterone all make men more likely to do it. Men's "sexual abuse" is nearly always more malicious.

There is no evidence that the woman used the simulated genitals. That was just a pants stuffer. But it should be a red flag when the "man" in the relationship seems too much like a gentleman. If "he" isn't trying to get into her pants, there has to be a reason, whether it is the more feminine desire to be equals and friends, or whether it is insecurity over plumbing issues.

Oh, and I get tired of underage sex being used as proof that "women rape too." That is apples and oranges. Maybe underage sex and other non-rape sexual misconduct is nearly equal across genders, but the majority of forcible rape and forcible sodomy is done by men. So comparing consensual but illegal sex with beating someone nearly to death and jamming it in is unfair. But that is the logic of the female bashers. They have to bait and switch and compare a non-violent crime of women to a violent crime of men.

Lets not forget that rape and molestation are 2 different things. Rape, unless qualified with other terms, is forced penetration sex. Usually it is vaginally, but some states include forcible sodomy (oral or anal sex) into the definition. Molestation is sexual misconduct short of penetration, and while is usually involves touching the victim, that is really not required to fit the legal definition. Masturbating in front of a child fits the legal definition. And being a registered offender doesn't always imply molestation or rape. It could be that you had to urinate or defecate urgently and had to do it outside, and a cop or others just had to happen to see you.

Plus, let me say one other thing. The older person is not always the aggressor. Take a 120 lb female teacher and a 190 lb student who plays football. While female bodies develop sooner, male sexuality and territorial nature comes on strong and fast, and it takes males longer to mature emotionally. So a teen like that, if he wants it, he will get it, and society, willing to make excuses for male aggression will put the blame on the female teacher, simply because she is older and a convenient scapegoat. Age is not a barrier when it comes to sexual violence. And in my area, a 17 year old teen raped a six year old girl, and I won't say what I think needs done to the attacker and his family.

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Tourex wrote:
When in doubt of someone's sex,look to see if he/she has an Adam's apple.
Not always reliable. Anyone can have a hormone imbalance. There are men who cannot grow them and women who have them because of a medication mix-up or cancer or something. FtM transsexual men can grow that feature.

Even tone quality is not a good way to tell. Smokers, for instance, can get Reinkes Edema. The smoke irritates the vocal folds, and they keep growing as self-defense. Women with that get taken for men on the phone.

On occasion, we read about Offbeat stories where hens spontaneously grew hackles, waddles, and combs, started strutting around, and also started crowing.
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Oct 5, 2011
 
This is TOO SICK, even for me!
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Toilet roll holder eh?
Never thought of using that before. Looks like I'll be spending more time in the bathroom now.....

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Oct 5, 2011
 
It's a lot cheaper than a roll of quarters.
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Uh Clem wrote:
It's a lot cheaper than a roll of quarters.
....AND it doesn't make the panties sag down to the knees.

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Oct 5, 2011
 
It seems that the "victime" excused all of the red flags.

I suggest that everyone get to know your lover better before ya'll sleep together.
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Oct 5, 2011
 
Mepporlee wrote:
It seems that the "victime" excused all of the red flags.
I suggest that everyone get to know your lover better before ya'll sleep together.
whats wrong with turning on the lights and looking at what you are playing around with?

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"Got Wood"

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interested party of one wrote:
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whats wrong with turning on the lights and looking at what you are playing around with?
I just hope that it is not quite this easy for a woman to pretend to be a man. If so, men may become an endangered species. Why have men around when women can do the man stuff.

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I guess it all depends on what flavor you like.
Mepporlee wrote:
<quoted text>I just hope that it is not quite this easy for a woman to pretend to be a man. If so, men may become an endangered species. Why have men around when women can do the man stuff.

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Mepporlee wrote:
<quoted text>I just hope that it is not quite this easy for a woman to pretend to be a man. If so, men may become an endangered species. Why have men around when women can do the man stuff.
Dont be putin such stuff on here. We are necessary, and women would be lost without us!

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