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Carl Honda

Pulaski, WI

#34 Aug 4, 2013
Thank You Michelle. After your first lady term expires, there will be a job awaiting you with Honda Natural Gas R & D

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Michelle Obama

Pulaski, WI

#35 Aug 4, 2013
Thank you Carl ... You Chinks is all aces wid me.

Michelle Obama
Michelle Obama

Pulaski, WI

#37 Aug 5, 2013
Michelle's Diary:
Deh President ob Brazil was here today. His wife gibbed meh a bag ob Brazil nuts pointed at muh toes, started chuckling an jumpin up an down..........F*** dat b***h.......... Ah hope one ob deh big snakes in deh f***in swamp swollows her .... feet first.

Michelle Obama
Ina

Pulaski, WI

#38 Aug 12, 2013
Is it true that Michelle was a hook when she met Barock Obama?

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#39 Aug 12, 2013
Ina wrote:
Is it true that Michelle was a hook when she met Barock Obama?
Well, you can always survive on tiny insects, unless they refuse to lay down their lives for you.
Ina

Pulaski, WI

#40 Aug 15, 2013
It's reported that Michelle would troll from one street light to the next, wearing a crotch length mini skirt and no underwear. She would put one foot about 6 feet up on the light post and adjust the ankle bracelet... until a dumb looking klutz with big ears and a wart by the side of his nose would come by and ask for a light.....
This is called, "trolling for shank".
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#41 Aug 17, 2013
Ina, It's reported that Michelle, the FLOTUS, made it with the Kentucky Derby winner.

Amy, do you mean, with the little 98 lb. jockey?

No .......... with the horse.

Bwaaaaa
Bwaaaaaa

Ina

Pulaski, WI

#43 Aug 19, 2013
It's reported that Michelle owns a large strap on dildoe. This begs the question. Who has doing the pitching and who was doing the catching?
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#45 Aug 19, 2013
It's being reported that when fat, hard up Oprah visits the White House, Michelle straps on the big dildoe.

In payment for her huge campaign contributions, Oprah has it in the contract that she gets hosed weekly in Lincoln's bedroom. Borock can't get it up any more when he looks at the 270 lb. Oprah .... so, into the bedroom.......... it's "here comes Michelle".

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