once a low IQ idiot, always a low IQ idiot

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Mia

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Today we took deh big airplane to Iraq. We had lunch wid a bunch of dem Mullahs. Ah ordered deh Kurdish mountain oysters. During deh meal, deh Mullahs kept winking at meh, grabbing their crotch, and laughing..........How deh Hell was ah supposed thu know deh Kurdish mountain oysters was goat nuts. Diss place should be double carpet bombed.
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Today ah went out shoppin. Before Ah went, Bo says to me, obey all deh signs and doan get in eneh trouble........ Ah was walkin down deh aisle an deh sign said, Pet Supplies .......... 3 hours later, two guys in white coats an a big net showed up an took meh away.......... 2 hours later Bo showed up an bailed meh out..........Ah aint goin f**kin shoppin no moh.

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Today we had lunch at deh Bazaar. Ah ordered deh Shish-ka bob. After deh meal ah asked deh waitress wid deh veil, how they got deh meat so nice and round .......... You guessed it..........more f**kin goat nuts. Puke...Diss place should be carpet bombed wid deh mushroom bombs.

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Amy wrote:
Another Example:
Michelle's Diary (Ivy League Graduate)
Today we had lunch at deh Bazaar. Ah ordered deh Shish-ka bob. After deh meal ah asked deh waitress wid deh veil, how they got deh meat so nice and round .......... You guessed it..........more f**kin goat nuts. Puke...Diss place should be carpet bombed wid deh mushroom bombs.
You are providing examples of an ignorant fool. And it's not Michelle Obama.

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Eeyore wrote:
<quoted text>I know winters are long in Wisconsin but this is July
You forget that July is the peak time for hate mail. But don't blame all Wisconsinites. Amy's Disease is a national sickness.
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Today, fo lunch ah ordered spagetti........ widout deh f***in meat balls. Heh, heh, heh..........Ah is startin tuh use muh natural brain.

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Amy wrote:
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Yes I am a nasty disease infested slezzzzzz!!! I got me 3 babies with different daddy's an never once been married! Wow I'm so cool no one can top me!!!
It seems terminal, Amy. A wasted life of hate. Sad and dumb.

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Mia wrote:
Another Example:
Michelle's Diary (Ivy League Graduate)
Today, fo lunch ah ordered spagetti........ widout deh f***in meat balls. Heh, heh, heh..........Ah is startin tuh use muh natural brain.
I see Amy's disease is contagious.

Still I'm confident Michelle Obama will not be affected. Brilliant women are immune.
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Today we is in Katunga Kenya, Bo's home town. We is gonna have supper outside, around deh big campfire. The head Chef, deh one wid deh ends ob a bone poked through his upper lip, is Bo's Uncle Oodah. He be easy to pick out ob deh crowd cause he be 7 feet tall.
We is gonna be dining on suculent baby back ree-yubs, Yum yum...... After deh meal ah asked Uncle Oodah where day gets such Succulent baby back ree-yubs from. He say, day comes from over in Pygmy Valley !!!!!!.... eh......... Ah think Ah is gonna double puke again.

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Today we is in Saudy Arabia. Deh Mullas asked Bo to mount a 2 hump camel fo a photo shoot. It went ok for a while bud den deh camel started acting up. Bo did deh best he could, hanging on to deh back hump wid 2 hands .......... thrustin away....... wid his pants down around his ankles. Deh Mullas almost bust a gut laughin. How deh Hell was Bo supposed tuh know deh Mullas wanted him to sit on one of deh humps.

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Michelle's Diary:
Today is deh day Al Sharpton always stops in fo brunch and to look around the place. When he left, ah noticed his pockets was bulging again .

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Jul 30, 2013
 
If you DON'T encourage someone to do BETTER..they WILL continue a downward SPIRAL...
Mia

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Jul 31, 2013
 
Michelle's Diary
Today, ah noticed that all 14,000 pieces ob deh ornate White House silverware is now missin. Dat F***kin Al....... Woe is us, What deh Hell we gonna doo when deh Queen of Kenya or Edgypt comes over fo lunch.

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If you DON'T encourage someone to do BETTER..they WILL continue a downward SPIRAL...

Amen ......therefor, I'm going to Church this Sunday, please join me in Prayer for Obama to develop a brain. It's the least we can do.
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Today ah is fartin like eh Clydesdale horse an ah has tuh appear on "De View". Woe is meh, wad should ah do, wad should ah do?

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Aug 1, 2013
 
Michelle's Diary

Michelle, go to the lawn mower store and buy one of those smaller Tecumseh lawn mower mufflers. Screw it into your caboose hole before going on the set. This will deaden the sound between 50 and 100 db's. No one will know for sure where it's comming from.
If some one looks your way, point your finger at whoopie Goldburg... and hold your nose.
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Aug 1, 2013
 
Michelle Obama, take that muffler out right now........ Stick one end of a flexible natural gas line in there. Buy one of our automobiles that runs on natural gas and screw the other end into the motor....... Let us know your gas milage.

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Aug 2, 2013
 
Michelle, do what Carl says and your Country will be proud of you.... for once.

T Boone Pickins

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Aug 3, 2013
 
Louis Burton Lindley, Jr.(June 29, 1919 December 8, 1983), known by the stage name "Slim Pickens", was an American rodeo performer and film and television actor who epitomized the profane, tough, sardonic cowboy, but who is best remembered for his comic roles, notably in Dr. Strangelove and Blazing Saddles.

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Mistah Honda, ah gets good gas milage when ah eats at Denny's, an Burger King, bud deh spicey ree-yubs at MoFo's is best.

Michelle Obama

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