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doug

Little Valley, NY

#1 Apr 25, 2008
discuss :)
MONICA L

Redondo Beach, CA

#2 Apr 26, 2008
disgusting :(

take it elsewhere
drake

Little Valley, NY

#3 Apr 26, 2008
no i like it here lol it is the off beat forum but if its offensive ill stop.i thought it was ok here,my bad

solenoglyph

Since: Apr 08

Hannacroix, NY

#4 Apr 26, 2008
drake wrote:
no i like it here lol it is the off beat forum but if its offensive ill stop.i thought it was ok here,my bad
Go right ahead. I've had a couple of these threads. It's like howard stern show, they don't like it they can tune in elsewhere, it's not like there aren't a few thousand other threads...
Saint HHC

Punxsutawney, PA

#5 Apr 26, 2008
There's this young couple, Louise and Al, they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't getting any sex. Just about every night hubby comes home, has a shower, gets changed and goes down to the pub. She's getting increasingly rampant as the days go on, but each night she is disappointed.

Al comes home every night completely hammered and unfit for sexual activity. One particular night when Al gets in from work, Louise is seated provocatively on the sofa, wearing the skimpiest dress she has, suspenders, stockings, and very sexy lace panties and bra.

As is always the case, Al comes home runs upstairs, gets ready and goes to the pub. Once again Louise is rejected, so she sits back with a bottle of wine to console herself. Then at 11pm (well before normal) she hears Al coming up the driveway and opening the front door. Louise re-adopts her sexually provocative pose on the sofa and to her surprise, Al's first words are, "Right woman, get upstairs - into the bedroom."

"YES!" she says under her breath as she runs upstairs, "This is the night, I'm gonna get some!"

When Louise reaches the bedroom, she removes her outer garments and sits on the edge of the bed in her black lace panties - ready for Al, as he stomps up the stairs. As Al pushes the bedroom door open he says, "Right, now get your clothes off!"

Louise doesn't need telling twice, it's off with everything. "Now get over in front of the mirror..",

"Kinky!" she thinks. "Great!"

"and do a handstand..."

"Oh god, I've been waiting for this for ages," thinks Louise...

Al walks over to Louise parts her legs and places his chin in her crotch... "Perhaps the guys at the bar were right, a beard would suit me!"

Since: Apr 08

Grand Prairie, TX

#6 Apr 26, 2008
Did someone say "kinky sex"?
DUH-KINKY-FLY-SE CRET

United States

#7 Apr 26, 2008
Forgive me, but I cannot resist this one.. OH MY...

Catch one of those giant B-52 bomber flies.. Pluck thier wings off..

Now dip Mr. WINKI in a jar of honey..Just the tip...Then take the fly and let him walk around on it... OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

SENSATIONS.. Betta than an ALKA SLETZER hahaha

Oh my goodness... He did'nt!!

YES....I DID!! hhahahah

Just funnin people.. I could'nt resist.. hahahaha

And what is that about an ALKA SELTZER??

“I wanna be free...”

Since: Mar 08

Happyville

#8 Apr 26, 2008
I hate, despise standard porn, not that I ever look at it...

but if i did, standard normal porn bores me...

but I never watch it so how would I knw...but I'm just saying if I did...standard porn would bore me.....

I need romance, I need to see people hugging and loving and embracing...

I need to see feelings...I need to see the feet tense up, I need to see that the couple actually loves one another...

But how would I know, cause I'm not saying that I've ever watched it, but hyper thetically if I did, I would want to see love and care and concern...

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#9 Apr 26, 2008
DUH-KINKY-FLY-SECRET wrote:
Forgive me, but I cannot resist this one.. OH MY...
Catch one of those giant B-52 bomber flies.. Pluck thier wings off..
Now dip Mr. WINKI in a jar of honey..Just the tip...Then take the fly and let him walk around on it... OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
SENSATIONS.. Betta than an ALKA SLETZER hahaha
Oh my goodness... He did'nt!!
YES....I DID!! hhahahah
Just funnin people.. I could'nt resist.. hahahaha
And what is that about an ALKA SELTZER??
Ohhh no DUH, you didn't!!!!!!!!!!
.
~Yet~
.
The topic was kinky sex, so are you trying to say you had sex with your aunt????
NO!
Don't you answer that!!!
:O

“I wanna be free...”

Since: Mar 08

Happyville

#10 Apr 26, 2008
When two people have sex, they should be close and intamite....

I don't like 'animal sex'.

I mean if your going to have sex with another human soul, it should be passionate and deep...it should be as your last moment on the earth, the two of you sharing something together that no one else has...

That's the kind of sex I like...not that I ever have it...but I'm just saying if I did...I want to see passion, love and romance....and sweat...

opistoglyph

Since: Sep 07

Hannacroix, NY

#11 Apr 26, 2008
cute guys wrote:
When two people have sex, they should be close and intamite....
I don't like 'animal sex'.
I mean if your going to have sex with another human soul, it should be passionate and deep...it should be as your last moment on the earth, the two of you sharing something together that no one else has...
That's the kind of sex I like...not that I ever have it...but I'm just saying if I did...I want to see passion, love and romance....and sweat...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =InG2lLAgfloXX
Ah, loving couples can have sweaty, freaky, animal sex too! My personal philosophy is that sex is as essential as eating, drinking, breathing. And it should be as varied as each day in your life is varied. Makes sex as interesting as the rest of your life, and always something new to look forward to...I'm adult ADD, and I never get bored.

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#12 Apr 26, 2008
Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.

“I wanna be free...”

Since: Mar 08

Happyville

#13 Apr 26, 2008
opistoglyph wrote:
<quoted text>Ah, loving couples can have sweaty, freaky, animal sex too! My personal philosophy is that sex is as essential as eating, drinking, breathing. And it should be as varied as each day in your life is varied. Makes sex as interesting as the rest of your life, and always something new to look forward to...I'm adult ADD, and I never get bored.


To me,sex needs to be intamate, close and personal....they should melt into one another...
there should be no tomorrow when a couple has sex...
skipper

Miramar Beach, FL

#15 Apr 26, 2008
sex and DOC JOHNSON'S EDIBLE BODY PAINTS

YEEEE-HAWWWWW

opistoglyph

Since: Sep 07

Hannacroix, NY

#16 Apr 26, 2008
skipper wrote:
sex and DOC JOHNSON'S EDIBLE BODY PAINTS
YEEEE-HAWWWWW
You turned me on to those back on the freaks thread! Can't wait until I pick up Maria!

“I wanna be free...”

Since: Mar 08

Happyville

#17 Apr 26, 2008
When a couple has sex i want to see clawing, I want to see gasping for air...I want to see vunerability...I wnt to see helplessness...I want to see ecstasy...I want to see joy...I want to see joy, I want to see love...and a bit of confusion....

Love making should be all that and more...

“WAY TO GO, STEELERS!!!”

Since: Dec 07

WE ARE #1!!!

#18 Apr 26, 2008
Kinky sex...

Yes, I like it:)

No, I haven't had any lately.
Hey Hey Paula

Jacksonville, FL

#19 Apr 26, 2008
All things are realitive. What is kinky to one person may be very normal to another. For some people kinky sex may be normal, as it may be the only kind they ever have.

opistoglyph

Since: Sep 07

Hannacroix, NY

#20 Apr 26, 2008
Danyel wrote:
Kinky sex...
Yes, I like it:)
No, I haven't had any lately.
Danyel!*pounce* HUG! How ya doin'? Miss you, College! Sorry about the above news. How's the head, sweetie?

“I wanna be free...”

Since: Mar 08

Happyville

#21 Apr 26, 2008
Hey Hey Paula wrote:
All things are realitive. What is kinky to one person may be very normal to another. For some people kinky sex may be normal, as it may be the only kind they ever have.
Ok, well what what kind of sex do you have...?

Do you have kinky sex? or is your sex conservitave? Tell us, we want to know..hundreds of us or dying to know...

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