Name something you only use once

“WHERE BORN AN A-HOLE OR DID ”

Since: Mar 14

YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE

#122 Apr 16, 2014
Head gasket

Level 4

Since: Aug 13

Location hidden

#123 Apr 16, 2014
concert ticket

Since: Dec 13

Location hidden

#124 Apr 16, 2014
Coupon

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#127 Apr 16, 2014
One of Sweetie Pies nasty profiles, lol
Little Squirt

Huntington, NY

#128 Apr 16, 2014
Enema

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.

#130 Apr 16, 2014
Hellfire missile
Marley

Huntington, NY

#131 Apr 16, 2014
PDX Dave wrote:
People keep saying "condom" but hey, you can always turn it inside out and use the clean side over again! LOL
I agree.
Furthermore, the second time (and every time after that) they are prelubricated!!!

I have one condom in a ziplock bag in purse that I can say has been used at least 42 times.
Paris Hilton

Huntington, NY

#132 Apr 16, 2014
A Schmeverstein.

OK, I named it, now what?

“Hmmm....”

Since: Feb 14

Ecstasy

#133 Apr 16, 2014
Lollipop

“WHERE BORN AN A-HOLE OR DID ”

Since: Mar 14

YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE

#134 Apr 16, 2014
An erection.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#135 Apr 16, 2014
Marley wrote:
<quoted text>
I agree.
Furthermore, the second time (and every time after that) they are prelubricated!!!
I have one condom in a ziplock bag in purse that I can say has been used at least 42 times.
That's truly thinking "GREEN"

Am afraid pregnancy will be the least of her problems.
You are also misunderstanding the meaning of being a FUN-GUY !

Rick

Used once,, BUT needed A LOT ..Bleach & & s.t.d injections

“WHERE BORN AN A-HOLE OR DID ”

Since: Mar 14

YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE

#136 Apr 16, 2014
FTW Forever wrote:
An erection.
How can one disagree with this... After you use it it goes away.
Independent

United States

#137 Apr 16, 2014
Paris Hilton wrote:
A Schmeverstein.
OK, I named it, now what?
Now post a picture of it.

:^`}

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.

#138 Apr 16, 2014
A Booger, a Fart and a gallon of Gas!

Level 4

Since: Aug 13

Location hidden

#139 Apr 16, 2014
diapers

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#140 Apr 16, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
A Booger, a Fart and a gallon of Gas!
Sounds like Ed McMahon reading an answer to The Great Carnaq

"What's green, brown and red?"

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#141 Apr 16, 2014
a cherry, hahaha
Independent

United States

#142 Apr 16, 2014
This moment in time.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#143 Apr 16, 2014
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
Sounds like Ed McMahon reading an answer to The Great Carnaq
"What's green, brown and red?"
I dunno,,,,,the color of Smokin' Joe's. Urine after Ali got done?
Paris Hilton

Huntington, NY

#144 Apr 17, 2014
Independent wrote:
<quoted text>
Now post a picture of it.
:^`}
But I used it already, it's gone.
Sorry.

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