Anatomically correct, pneumatic ballo...

Anatomically correct, pneumatic balloon ladies.

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Wanda Sykes

Medford, NY

#2 Apr 28, 2013
The Akron Rubber Co wrote:
The Akron Rubber Company:
We are adding a new model to our eye candy line-up of anatomically correct, pneumatic balloon ladies.
Introducing, The Whoopie Goldburg:
1. Created in the likeness and immage of the original.
2. Made of heavy duty black rubber from Brazil.
3. Can be blown up to a large or extra large size for those who desire the more bulbous acouterments.
4. The Whoopie has a built in squeaker so that when hammered with a meaningful magnitude of compression, lets out what sounds like a fart.
5. Repair kits are available.
6. Introductory Sale Price $199.95
7. Ask about free shipping.
Do you have an Oprah model? Also, are certain areas of the balloon scented?
I understand it will probably cost twice as much (due to the extra rubber cost). If so, how soon can it be delivered?

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