Chicagoland is NO place to "relieve" your strip club fantasies!

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He who knows

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In Chicagoland; in fact, really in all areas within a 60 mile radius of Downtown Chicago, all but 1 of the strip clubs that allow touching sit in the ghetto. The clubs that sit outside the ghetto prohibit touching and order all customers to literally keep their hands to themselves, and at least one of them even requires a mandatory fresh drink at all times. The only non-ghetto joint that allows customers to touch during lap dances isn't even exactly a strip club either; the dancers are required to wear clothing, albeit skimpy clothing; basically, there is neither toplessness nor nudity. One strip club, Atlantis Gentlemen's club, located right in the heart of Chicagoland's Terror Town (Ford Heights) loves to claim that they are the place to "relieve your strip club fantasies." But be warned very seriously! Atlantis is one of the many ghetto clubs where only gang bangers, flash mobs, and other hardened criminals go to spend thousands of stolen dollars, max out stolen credit cards, and chill with the naked strippers after their daily crime sprees.
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He who knows wrote:
In Chicagoland; in fact, really in all areas within a 60 mile radius of Downtown Chicago, all but 1 of the strip clubs that allow touching sit in the ghetto. The clubs that sit outside the ghetto prohibit touching and order all customers to literally keep their hands to themselves, and at least one of them even requires a mandatory fresh drink at all times. The only non-ghetto joint that allows customers to touch during lap dances isn't even exactly a strip club either; the dancers are required to wear clothing, albeit skimpy clothing; basically, there is neither toplessness nor nudity. One strip club, Atlantis Gentlemen's club, located right in the heart of Chicagoland's Terror Town (Ford Heights) loves to claim that they are the place to "relieve your strip club fantasies." But be warned very seriously! Atlantis is one of the many ghetto clubs where only gang bangers, flash mobs, and other hardened criminals go to spend thousands of stolen dollars, max out stolen credit cards, and chill with the naked strippers after their daily crime sprees.
Lol! Good ta know! Lol.

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