Chicken alerts couple of fire
Dec 28, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: WLFI-TV West Lafayette
Dennis Murawska, 59, said a pet chicken named Cluck Cluck woke his wife Susan Cotey, 52, with loud clucking from its cage in the basement two floors below about 6:15 a.m. Thursday.
"Get the CLUCK up, you fkn human MORONS!!!"
"Honey, I think Henrietta needs us to get up"
"Screw her: She's just our pet chicken."
Since: Apr 08
I cant think of ONE thing to say...
I guess I layed an egg.
“I'll just kick me down a wall,”
Since: Dec 11
And walk outa here!
“ Smile! ”
Since: May 10
A Pagan loves you
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