10 Weird Toys Every Kid Got for Christmas

Dec 4, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: KLZZ-FM Saint Cloud

You can always spot a parent around the holiday season. Their hair is a frazzled mesh of cow licks and stray strands as if it's been pulled by a crowd of frantic people.

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Marley Money

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#21 Dec 5, 2012
A Sybian.

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#22 Dec 5, 2012
Tube of KY, Jelly. Tried it on toast and there isn't much taste but it sure slides down easy.
Linda the lonely widow

Bolingbrook, IL

#23 Dec 5, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
Reindeer poop...
That suposed to be funny Dumbass

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#24 Dec 5, 2012
A face painting kit.

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#25 Dec 5, 2012
A Dumbass !

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#26 Dec 5, 2012
With a face painting !

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#28 Dec 6, 2012
oldsugar wrote:
That blow up doll, sweet !
And whats weird about that...

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#29 Dec 6, 2012
Christmas morning was always a disappointment growing up in the back hills of West Virgina, My parents would just say, "You won't be getting any toys, now go play with your sister..!"..seemed cruel at the time but over the years I have come to understand and now that is the same thing sis & I tell our kids..
WTF

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#30 Dec 6, 2012
justaguess wrote:
Christmas morning was always a disappointment growing up in the back hills of West Virgina, My parents would just say, "You won't be getting any toys, now go play with your sister..!"..seemed cruel at the time but over the years I have come to understand and now that is the same thing sis & I tell our kids..
Being from West Virginia I would have thought that you would at least got a lump of coal.
WTF

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#31 Dec 6, 2012
Say What wrote:
Nothing. Mom was a JW. She didn't believe in such sins. Dad couldn't handle her religion so left the marriage early. Mom used to tell my sister that boys with brown eyes had demons in them. If she let a boy hold her hand she would get pregnant. Some really weird schit.
Dad told me years later he would send gifts. He said mom intercepted them and gave them to the goodwill store.
When I was a kid our neighbors were also Mormons and their Dad used to sneak them Christmas presents. We would have fun and run around in their front yard with our new presents, and make fun of them.
Oh, what great memories I have of Christmas time.

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#32 Dec 6, 2012
WTF wrote:
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When I was a kid our neighbors were also Mormons and their Dad used to sneak them Christmas presents. We would have fun and run around in their front yard with our new presents, and make fun of them.
Oh, what great memories I have of Christmas time.
please explain to me: their dad sneaked gifts... they had gifts and you had gifts?? where was the fun part?????
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#33 Dec 6, 2012
tallyho wrote:
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please explain to me: their dad sneaked gifts... they had gifts and you had gifts?? where was the fun part?????
Us being heathenish Catholics were able to flaunt our Christmas gifts in front of our Mormon neighbors, who were only able to play with their new gifts under the cover of darkness. The fun part was making fun of those who were different from us. You know like the oddball Jewish neighbor who would wear his Yamika or the one Muslim kid, who we would poke our BLT sandwiches in his face.

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#34 Dec 6, 2012
huuuuuuuum:

heathenish .. barbarian, barbaric, barbarous, heathen, savage, natural, Neanderthal (or Neandertal), rude, uncivil, uncivilized, uncultivated, wild

Catholic .. broad or wide-ranging in tastes, interests, or the like; having sympathies with all; broad-minded; liberal. 2. universal in extent; involving all

interesting conflict , perhaps it was they who were laughing at you????????
WTF

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#36 Dec 6, 2012
P.S. Tallyho- How Fng gay

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#38 Dec 6, 2012
skipper wrote:
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And whats weird about that...
I was 6 when I got it ! LOL It was more fun watching her fly around the room ! Than what I could have used her for LOL.

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Sao Paulo

#39 Dec 7, 2012
WTF wrote:
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Us being heathenish Catholics were able to flaunt our Christmas gifts in front of our Mormon neighbors, who were only able to play with their new gifts under the cover of darkness. The fun part was making fun of those who were different from us. You know like the oddball Jewish neighbor who would wear his Yamika or the one Muslim kid, who we would poke our BLT sandwiches in his face.
THAT WAS YOU??!!
WTF

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#40 Dec 7, 2012
JM_Brazil wrote:
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THAT WAS YOU??!!
Uh Oh!

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Straight To Hells Door

#41 Dec 7, 2012
Pick Up Sticks....
There would be a huge warning label on those things these days...
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CynicalConnChris tmas

Hartford, CT

#42 Dec 7, 2012
Rudolph sued for discrimination.

The elves unionized. Malloy forced them to.

Santa was outsourced to India. He is now a practicing Hindu. Namaste!

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#43 Dec 7, 2012
fraggle stick car????

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