10 Weird Toys Every Kid Got for Christmas

You can always spot a parent around the holiday season. Their hair is a frazzled mesh of cow licks and stray strands as if it's been pulled by a crowd of frantic people.

[oldsugar]

That blow up doll, sweet !

[Colorado Chick]

Reindeer poop...

[oldsugar]

Bingo

[60s chic]

I remember wanting a doll that I could feed copious amounts of water so she would pee. Can't believe I thought changing diapers was fun. Every Christmas, I'd get one of those educational toys. One year it was a plastic transparent model of the human body - internal organs included. Creepy for a little kid. Don't think I was ready for that, lol. Anyway, I think I gave it away. Learned all I needed to know much later, lol.

[Spokaloonian]

Some stupid little wind up toy, after the 3rd winding the spring broke and the toy ended in the dead toy box.

[keep Dreaming]

any toy was a good thing

[PFfff]

i always seem to get stuff that i didnt even ask for or even want.
guess those were the sale items..
lol

[Hoosier Hillbilly]

What I'm giving to my Democratic friends this year for Christmas.
An Obama look-a-like:

http://www.smashinglists.com/wp-content/uploa...

[tallyho]

an orange crate, two old roller skates, a hammer and nails ....

[tallyho]

two barrel staves and some rawhide and a pair of mop handles

[tallyho]

one mitten and one glove , because you were bound to lose one of them

[tallyho]

but we never never ever got coal ,

needed that for the furnace

[milwaukee69]

Mr. Machine

http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_y...

[Wildbluerose]

One year I got up and found a big ol' pile of poo under the tree....
I spent the rest of the day looking for my pony...
;o)
@}-'--,---

[JM_Brazil]

Remember lawn jarts?

[justaguess]

A snow shovel...was just glad to have gotten a gift.

:(

It's the thaw that counts.

[WTF]

oldsugar wrote:

That blow up doll, sweet !

I just put a wig and lip stick on my old bozo the clown blow up punching bag.

[WTF]

I found one of my Mom's toy bullets. Me and my friend would turn it on and it would vibrate. We chased each other around the front yard playing tag with it.

[WTF]

I used to get toy underwear and socks for Christmas.
I would put the underwear on my head and pretend I was a Roman gladiator with his sock hand puppet friend Caesar.

[YOASS]

Always got a Big Wheel, broke it before Spring, begged for another one.