Tell Us Who or What You Really Are,...?

Tell Us Who or What You Really Are,...?

Created by Confused on Apr 23, 2013

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Level 1

Since: Apr 13

United States

#1741 Aug 20, 2014
A runaway bride.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#1742 Aug 20, 2014
My brother & sister in law warned my wife that I'm that guy who's to kind hearted. That I'm to giving and if I'm not careful I'll allow folks to walk over me. They said I want to do to many things for to many people.
Well I can tell ya I've always believed what comes around goes around and it's never failed me so far. I may or may not have been take advantage of a few times, but I don't let folks walk over me either.
My b in law & s in law are only concerned and are good people, and I'm thankful for that.

“July”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#1743 Aug 21, 2014
I'm an escaped convict,
guilty of stealing flowers out of people's gardens..

I wasn't caught yet:)
'cos I learned a lot from
CLINT EASTWOOD in his various roles ..lol
Lucy

Owensboro, KY

#1744 Aug 21, 2014
last_call wrote:
<quoted text>
Like a transvestite?

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#1745 Aug 21, 2014
Lucy wrote:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =NXwxYIjqocAXX
http://youtu.be/bc80tFJpTuo

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#1746 Aug 21, 2014
I have fallen & I did get up. Rick

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#1747 Aug 22, 2014
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;a
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,(bothered for a rhyme)
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,(bothered for a rhyme)b
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:c
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,d
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery –
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy –(bothered for a rhyme)
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.e
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

Level 5

Since: May 13

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#1748 Aug 22, 2014
Can someone hold me at this time???

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#1749 Aug 22, 2014
Spirit67_ wrote:
Can someone hold me at this time???
If you call me, I'll put you on hold. I think the current hold music is the Bee gees.
beatlesinthebog

Upper Hutt, New Zealand

#1750 Aug 22, 2014
Spirit67_ wrote:
Can someone hold me at this time???
Under water ?
beatlesinthebog

Upper Hutt, New Zealand

#1751 Aug 22, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
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If you call me, I'll put you on hold. I think the current hold music is the Bee gees.
You're a shining example of why automations will rule in the future,Mr Bot !...... or would be if you could remove the signal-box red without .......... uh ....damage .
Kermudgeon

Buffalo, NY

#1752 Aug 22, 2014
I am the walrus.




Ku ku ka chu.

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

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#1753 Aug 24, 2014
An Oceanographic SHARK Dentist!!

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#1754 Aug 24, 2014
Bit of a jerk,but medication helps:) can be short minded or forgetful but medication has it's side effects :) either really TAN between the white spaces or or really WHITE between the freckles :)
Little shorter than I think I am,but I wasn't always flat footed :)
Have a little twinkle in my eye:) But it was caused by a welder:) Rick

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#1755 Aug 25, 2014
I am not a tin man, but some of my older parts are tin plated. I have mixed and matched galvanized and ferro fibrous.

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#1758 Aug 25, 2014
Really, I am a princess, or at least I want to be treated like one!!!

I know there are prettier gals
I know there are skinnier gals
I know there are smarter gals
I know there are richer gals
I know there are gals who will do things that I don't
I know there are gals who have better houses and better jobs
I know I am not the best, I never claimed to be.

BUT

I am better than that, I want to be treated like I am the best, like I am more than a quick and easy lay.

Like it or not, I don't care.

I am me, and I am good enough, if you don't think so, then go take a flying leap!!!!

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#1759 Aug 25, 2014
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
Really, I am a princess, or at least I want to be treated like one!!!
I know there are prettier gals
I know there are skinnier gals
I know there are smarter gals
I know there are richer gals
I know there are gals who will do things that I don't
I know there are gals who have better houses and better jobs
I know I am not the best, I never claimed to be.
BUT
I am better than that, I want to be treated like I am the best, like I am more than a quick and easy lay.
Like it or not, I don't care.
I am me, and I am good enough, if you don't think so, then go take a flying leap!!!!
Just remember you a 2 Special Darlin :)

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#1760 Aug 25, 2014
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text>
Just remember you a 2 Special Darlin :)
:)

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#1761 Aug 25, 2014
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
Really, I am a princess, or at least I want to be treated like one!!!
I know there are prettier gals
I know there are skinnier gals
I know there are smarter gals
I know there are richer gals
I know there are gals who will do things that I don't
I know there are gals who have better houses and better jobs
I know I am not the best, I never claimed to be.
BUT
I am better than that, I want to be treated like I am the best, like I am more than a quick and easy lay.
Like it or not, I don't care.
I am me, and I am good enough, if you don't think so, then go take a flying leap!!!!
Beautiful said....I'm right there with you......High five!!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#1762 Aug 25, 2014
Looks and what one has (material things) aren't everything.

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