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Well, alas, and sigh, Ill take this thread off my tracker..
Its been hijacked by the hijinks of the the good ol boys, and the old folks war..
Carry on folks..

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Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
<quoted text> A feather would be better than that cold nose. I'm afraid if I turn a Topix corner to fast I'll break someones nose..:)
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Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
<quoted text> A feather would be better than that cold nose. I'm afraid if I turn a Topix corner to fast I'll break someones nose..:)
They're afraid they won't get to smell your fart.LOL

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honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>They're afraid they won't get to smell your fart.LOL
lol...Ladies don't fart. They cut fluffies..:)*wink*

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What's that smell?
Oh, well.
I have ADD and OCD and am old enough for the AARP.

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I'm a loving mother of one.

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I'm a yankee doodle dandy.....

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Fisherman 808 wrote:
What's that smell?
Oh, well.
I have ADD and OCD and am old enough for the AARP.
LOL, A fox smells it's own hole..

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Report the retort wrote:
Hmmm, posts pulled? Imagine that, and the guy doesn't even exist <rolling eyes>
Cry more, please
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Crying Is Cathartic

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For some here. Nothing like a good dump after filling out an abuse report.

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over here <-------->

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Paisley_Posey wrote:
<quoted text>LOL! I smashed a spider in my cleavage once, a panicked moment for sure!
'splains spiderman's silly grin......

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GenOmazing wrote:
<quoted text>I made a comment. God forbid. You on the other hand had to sign out, find your spreadsheet of topix accounts and passwords, sign in and make a post. It's amazing how you can make someone dance so easily on here LOL. I bet you reported the posts too.
Geno , I think that person is new here . Really they have 51 posts . They must just be a speed reader . Lol JK

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GenOmazing wrote:
<quoted text> It's amazing how you can make someone dance so easily on here LOL.
Indeed. Thank you for crying more, like you were told.

"You serve your master well, and you will be rewarded [with a ride in the whambulance]."

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Whambulance is a sock of mine. I have 2 or 3, but I don't hide behind them. I rarely use them, too, as you can tell by the low post count.

No, I didn't report your posts, Geno. I've never reported anyone's posts.
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Sublime1 wrote:
Whambulance is a sock of mine. I have 2 or 3, but I don't hide behind them. I rarely use them, too, as you can tell by the low post count.
No, I didn't report your posts, Geno. I've never reported anyone's posts.
We like it! Drums up business for us, you know.
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GenOmazing wrote:
<quoted text>I made a comment. God forbid. You on the other hand had to sign out, find your spreadsheet of topix accounts and passwords, sign in and make a post. It's amazing how you can make someone dance so easily on here LOL. I bet you reported the posts too.
Will you be filing another claim this week? That's 258 weeks in a row.
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I never use socks, I don't hide behind those and I never report posts. I'm new to Offbeat, please believe me. LOL!

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Bureau of Hurt Feelings wrote:
<quoted text>We like it! Drums up business for us, you know.
LMAO

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Beaver Cleaver wrote:
I never use socks, I don't hide behind those and I never report posts. I'm new to Offbeat, please believe me. LOL!
Dude, I don't have to hide behind socks. I'll dunk on ya all day, with my good old Sublime1 account. Bring it.

Also, if I hide behind my socks, why would I just have outed myself with my whambulance account. I could have just kept quiet.

I think it's more fun when folks know it's me. Especially if they've posted around me for any length of time and understand I'm a smart a$s and it's meant in the spirit of fun.

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