Breast Milk Donor to Break Record

Mar 28, 2014 Full story: NBC Washington 19

A Denton mother has donated 53,081 ounces of breast milk and is applying to the Guinness Book of World Records to officially be named the record holder.

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“Happiness comes through giving”

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#1 Mar 28, 2014
Yes, and her stall is being decorated for the ceremony.
The Ladies Man

Medford, NY

#2 Mar 28, 2014
Her breasts must look udderly disgusting.

(From a sexual standpoint)
Yank My Doodle Dandy

Medford, NY

#3 Mar 28, 2014
It would be really funny if her husband holds the record for sperm donations as well.......
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#4 Mar 28, 2014
In the old days,ya usta use the hands,,now wiff these modern milking machines,,,? oh never mind,,I'm such a dinosaur,,,,,,,

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#5 Mar 28, 2014
Parden Pard wrote:
In the old days,ya usta use the hands,,now wiff these modern milking machines,,,? oh never mind,,I'm such a dinosaur,,,,,,,
My brother IS a milking machine.
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#6 Mar 28, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>My brother IS a milking machine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =24zwbJhS9kIXX
Cold hands ?
Fundies R Mentally Eel

Philadelphia, PA

#7 Mar 28, 2014
The Ladies Man wrote:
Her breasts must look udderly disgusting.
(From a sexual standpoint)
If you would only be reasonable this could be a teatable moment.
Fundies R Mentally Eel

Philadelphia, PA

#8 Mar 28, 2014
53,000+ ounces is the most in anyone's mammary.
Fundies R Mentally Eel

Philadelphia, PA

#9 Mar 28, 2014
After that much you have to worry about a possible breast stroke.
Fundies R Mentally Eel

Philadelphia, PA

#10 Mar 28, 2014
Nursing her back to health will be worse than the problem.

“Fishin" in the Moonlight”

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#11 Mar 30, 2014
I bet her father was really the milkman.

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#12 Mar 30, 2014
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
Yes, and her stall is being decorated for the ceremony.
What a beautiful gift. A true mother of the earth. The blessing of being able to give nourishment to hundreds of new lives.
That is powerful good karma.

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#14 Mar 30, 2014
Hmmm wrote:
Couldn't possibly have been filled with silicone, rite?
The breast milk? I doubt it.
From what I've read about Hollywood surgery those things are placed against / behind muscle of the chest wall. Either way they would be under the milk glands.
Interesting question. IMHO; I think breast reduction surgery would have a more damaging impact on lactation.

“2 Day's Till Fall”

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#15 Mar 30, 2014
Got Milk
White Cloud

Medford, NY

#17 Mar 31, 2014
She's getting up in age.......pretty soon she'll only be able to supply powdered milk.

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#18 Mar 31, 2014
...... And when it comes to giving milk, she's an educated cow..
Oh,Bessie the heifer!! Queen of all the cows. She gave more milk than any law allowed.

(Can't find the I Love Lucy episode with it)

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#19 Apr 1, 2014
Paris Hilton asked, "Do brown women give chocolate milk?"
Mechanic

Natchitoches, LA

#21 Apr 1, 2014
Doing the math,,,
at 32ounces, or one quart per day, it would take 1658.7 days or 4.5 years to accomplish the task.
Matt Metishin

Medford, NY

#22 Apr 1, 2014
Mechanic wrote:
Doing the math,,,
at 32ounces, or one quart per day, it would take 1658.7 days or 4.5 years to accomplish the task.
Did you factor in leap year(s)?

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