Groom Hits on Pregnant Server, Brawl Ensues
A wedding bash on a Pittsburgh boat over the weekend went terribly wrong, ending with the arrests of an off-duty state trooper, a local school board member, and the groom himself, with the bride standing forlornly on the curb as they were taken away.
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#1 Sep 2, 2014
Why do they have to say, "server," rather than, "waitmistress"?
#2 Sep 2, 2014
As defense attorney I will point out the groom was just sowing his wild boats one last time.
Since: Jan 11
#3 Sep 3, 2014
My favorite pregnant waitress pickup lines when I am drunk and just got married:
"You sure look sexy with a fetus in your belly"
"Can I rub your sore engorged nipples?"
"I can make sure you are knocked up"
"Fetal alcohol syndrome is cool now"
"Maybe I'm the baby daddy"
"You and me baby ain't nuthin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel"
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