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Is Nothing Safe: Man Arrested For Sex With Woman's Driveway

There are 26 comments on the Anorak story from Aug 10, 2014, titled Is Nothing Safe: Man Arrested For Sex With Woman's Driveway. In it, Anorak reports that:

A man in Texas has been arrested and accused of humping a woman's driveway. David Micheal Gray, 41, has been charged with public lewdness.

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Boner

Hanover Park, IL

#1 Aug 10, 2014
What do you expect from Texas.

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#3 Aug 10, 2014
Well, it is a bit like ODOT putting out 6 miles of orange barrels and the only worker in that area is standing there holding up a shovel....gots to call a spade a spade..did he at least fill in the cracks?

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#4 Aug 10, 2014
Wondering about road rash.
Ted Haggard s Gospel Rub

Philadelphia, PA

#5 Aug 10, 2014
As defense attorney I will demonstrate to the jury that this incident was no asphalt of the accused's own.
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#6 Aug 11, 2014
Must've been one curvy driveway,,,,say

“Denny Crain”

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#7 Aug 11, 2014
There must be a mistake. You can fry an egg on that concrete : )

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#8 Aug 11, 2014
I bet she told him to get out of her f**king driveway.

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#9 Aug 11, 2014
I checked out the related links, like this man who was guilty of 6 feliney [sic] charges for raping a cat:
http://www.anorak.co.uk/364242/strange-but-tr...
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#10 Aug 11, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
I checked out the related links, like this man who was guilty of 6 feliney [sic] charges for raping a cat:
http://www.anorak.co.uk/364242/strange-but-tr...
This guy looks like a cat bugurer,,,say
Holy Silicon Wafer

Philadelphia, PA

#11 Aug 11, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
I bet she told him to get out of her f**king driveway.
Oh lord.

Wham, bam, thank you macad'am....
Holy Silicon Wafer

Philadelphia, PA

#12 Aug 11, 2014
In scorching environs like TX, these sorts of intimate acts always end with the man crying on the shoulder....

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#13 Aug 11, 2014
Houston, we have a problem.
Roxy

Trexlertown, PA

#14 Aug 11, 2014
Maybe she left her scent on the drive-way, and he couldn't help himself.

Anyway, the world needs news like this to make us laugh, good job Dave.
Roxy

Trexlertown, PA

#15 Aug 11, 2014
Sounds to me this was just really a gesture for being rejected.

Who knows?

“Hi!”

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#16 Aug 11, 2014
Fresh roasted NUTS anyone?
Marley

Huntington, NY

#17 Aug 12, 2014
Hey, a crack is a crack......Sounds good to me.
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#18 Aug 12, 2014
Put a skirt on that driveway,,,I'll do it....!

“Happiness comes through giving”

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#19 Aug 12, 2014
I tried having sex with the Holland Tunnel but it was too tight.
Marley

Huntington, NY

#20 Aug 12, 2014
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
I tried having sex with the Holland Tunnel but it was too tight.
Try me, it should be just fine.

“Happiness comes through giving”

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#21 Aug 12, 2014
Marley wrote:
<quoted text>
Try me, it should be just fine.
WillI have to pay a toll?

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