Have you ever drove drunk?

Created by Dr_Dirty on Oct 7, 2012

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When I was Young and Dumb

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“get u sum”

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#25 Oct 8, 2012
i didnt think i was drunk but the cop sure thought i was.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

#26 Oct 8, 2012
I would never do it now, I have how ever drove intoxicated when I was younger.I was always amazed how no matter what kind of piece of crap I was driving became the fastest hot rod I ever owned when I was buzzed and I could out drive Dale Earnhardt of I wanted to!
Can I get a witness!

“Standin' In A”

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#27 Oct 8, 2012
I'll plead the fifth, but will say that my brother-in-law once told me I should get a bumper sticker that says:'If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!'

“No time like the present”

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#28 Oct 8, 2012
liam cul8r wrote:
I would never do it now, I have how ever drove intoxicated when I was younger.I was always amazed how no matter what kind of piece of crap I was driving became the fastest hot rod I ever owned when I was buzzed and I could out drive Dale Earnhardt of I wanted to!
Can I get a witness!
Sure! He'll be sitting on the cot next to you at the gray-bar hotel...hahahaha (Why am I laughing?)

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#29 Oct 8, 2012
You could be the guy sitting on that cot next to me and that could be where they got your mug shot Dr D!( I lmao when I read your comment, why am I laughing?)

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#30 Oct 8, 2012
liam cul8r wrote:
You could be the guy sitting on that cot next to me and that could be where they got your mug shot Dr D!( I lmao when I read your comment, why am I laughing?)
hahaha!

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#32 Oct 8, 2012
Norseceltic wrote:
No. One of the perks of living in the city, you either, walk, cab or bus it.
I did have this neighbor Mr. Denehey..
He would come home plastered Fri. nights and park his little fiero or fiat half in the street and half in his drive way. The neighborhood kids would pick up his car and place the darn thing on his lawn.. Next to the steps of the front door. His wife would go ape shyt on him.. and the whole block heard her.
I remember he bought a van one time. The whole inside was gutted out and he had a bungee cord holding the back doors together. He used a lazy boy chair as the passenger seat. My husband and I were having coffee on the steps and watched as Mr. Denehey gunned the gas.. the bungee popped and out flew his wife in the lazy boy chair down 86 th street.. LMAO.. Thank goodness Mrs. D was okay..
I can't say if he was sober for that one.
Jeezus! hahaha!

“Somewhere in Time”

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#33 Oct 8, 2012
No.

But I've drove really high.(Seriously)

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#35 Oct 8, 2012
The Specialist wrote:
No.
But I've drove really high.(Seriously)
I did that just ONCE. It was awful. I was 16 and in my first car (66 Impala). Stoned to the bone. And wanting to be anywhere but driving 4 other dudes who were in the same shape I was in.

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#37 Oct 8, 2012
The Specialist wrote:
No.
But I've drove really high.(Seriously)
And hey, how the hell are ya Specialist??

“Somewhere in Time”

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Cannon, KY

#38 Oct 9, 2012
Norseceltic wrote:
<quoted text>Did you stop at the lights only to realize they were GREEN & not red? Lmao..
Basically, yes.

“Somewhere in Time”

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Cannon, KY

#39 Oct 9, 2012
Dr_Dirty wrote:
<quoted text>
And hey, how the hell are ya Specialist??
Doing alright, how about yourself, Doc?

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