Has anyone had an endoscopy? Does it ...

Has anyone had an endoscopy? Does it hurt?

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DILF

Huntington, NY

#1 May 4, 2009
No, but I should go and get a colonoscopy.....I'm of the age where a man should get one.

Does anyone here know if it hurts? What's the diameter of the snake that they use (in centemeters)?

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#2 May 4, 2009
DILF wrote:
No, but I should go and get a colonoscopy.....I'm of the age where a man should get one.
Does anyone here know if it hurts? What's the diameter of the snake that they use (in centemeters)?
Does it hurt ? ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
Its a real pain in the as*

Its the one procedure I dread.....I'd rather go thru open heart surgury again than have it done.

The snake is about as big round as a straw.
MeanandNasty

United States

#3 May 4, 2009
DILF wrote:
No, but I should go and get a colonoscopy.....I'm of the age where a man should get one.
Does anyone here know if it hurts? What's the diameter of the snake that they use (in centemeters)?
I've had a one recently. They anesthetize you so you don't feel anything. The whole procedure was done while I was under, and when I woke up there was no discomfort. Good to get it done, dude, and also get that PSA count checked regularly. Just routine things a guy should do.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#4 May 4, 2009
Not like this is the greatest subject of conversation first thing today but.... OK Dilf assuming you are being serious which is a huge stretch for you...

No they don't hurt...
My siser just got probed from both ends... the down your throat and the up your rump... She did not have any real pain following the test and she got to take a nap(they knocked her out) while the were being done... She said that her throat was a little soar from the endoscopy and as for the Colonoscopy she said it didn't hurt or cause pain after.. She said the worst part is the prep for the tests... 64 ounces of gatorade and a ton of laxitives and stool softeners.... I wish you the best of luck with your test...

And I hope everything comes out alright!!!
;o)
@}-'--,---

A colonoscope is used to perform a colonoscopy. The colonoscope is a long, thin, flexible tube that has a tiny fiber-optic video camera and light at the end of it. To perform a colonoscopy, a gastroenterologist will insert a colonoscope into the rectum of the patient and slowly guide it into the colon. The colonoscope is able to bend and flex, and by adjusting the various controls of the colonoscope, the gastroenterologist can carefully maneuver the colonoscope in any direction to investigate the interior of the colon. The colonoscope produces a high quality picture displayed on a monitor, providing a clear, detailed view of the colon. The colonoscope also blows air into the colon, inflating it and enabling the physician to better see the interior of the organ.

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#5 May 4, 2009
Take it easy DILF..!...not so bad, it just seems that it should be em'barrass'ing...the part when the doctor says just pant like a dog should seem, well, kind of routine...lol..
they put you in what is called 'twilight sleep' to keep ya calm...the table is ice cold as you would expect...

think of the whole experience like if you showed up drunk at a firestation and said "Boys..I need an enema..!"
trust me..you'll think back on this post for support when you go...!...it will help...
:)
DILF

Huntington, NY

#6 May 4, 2009
Wildbluerose wrote:
Not like this is the greatest subject of conversation first thing today but.... OK Dilf assuming you are being serious which is a huge stretch for you...
No they don't hurt...
My siser just got probed from both ends... the down your throat and the up your rump... She did not have any real pain following the test and she got to take a nap(they knocked her out) while the were being done... She said that her throat was a little soar from the endoscopy and as for the Colonoscopy she said it didn't hurt or cause pain after.. She said the worst part is the prep for the tests... 64 ounces of gatorade and a ton of laxitives and stool softeners.... I wish you the best of luck with your test...
And I hope everything comes out alright!!!
;o)
@}-'--,---
A colonoscope is used to perform a colonoscopy. The colonoscope is a long, thin, flexible tube that has a tiny fiber-optic video camera and light at the end of it. To perform a colonoscopy, a gastroenterologist will insert a colonoscope into the rectum of the patient and slowly guide it into the colon. The colonoscope is able to bend and flex, and by adjusting the various controls of the colonoscope, the gastroenterologist can carefully maneuver the colonoscope in any direction to investigate the interior of the colon. The colonoscope produces a high quality picture displayed on a monitor, providing a clear, detailed view of the colon. The colonoscope also blows air into the colon, inflating it and enabling the physician to better see the interior of the organ.
Whoa....
Their gonna blow air into my rectum? I hope they are prepared for the repercussions....cause, what goes in must come out.....and if I'm gonna be sedated I will not be held responsible if one of the techs leaves that room looking like they have freckles.....

But seriously, thanks for the info guys..... I have to set this up at some point this summer.....

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#7 May 4, 2009
There is absolutely no pain involved to this procedure. My mother and sister had it. I went with both of them. My sister said it felt like the best sleep she had in years.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#8 May 4, 2009
DILF wrote:
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Whoa....
Their gonna blow air into my rectum? I hope they are prepared for the repercussions....cause, what goes in must come out.....and if I'm gonna be sedated I will not be held responsible if one of the techs leaves that room looking like they have freckles.....
But seriously, thanks for the info guys..... I have to set this up at some point this summer.....
OK so I left out the part about farting yourself silly..... many laughs are to be had from that after effect....
:o)

and hey don't worry about the shit flying you're on the right side of the fan...
LOL

poot*
MeanandNasty

United States

#9 May 4, 2009
DILF wrote:
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Whoa....
Their gonna blow air into my rectum? I hope they are prepared for the repercussions....cause, what goes in must come out.....and if I'm gonna be sedated I will not be held responsible if one of the techs leaves that room looking like they have freckles.....
But seriously, thanks for the info guys..... I have to set this up at some point this summer.....
I was going to reply to the first line there in the spirit of JAG, but I'm not feeling that mean or nasty today. Probably because the sun is shining for the first time in days.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#10 May 4, 2009
MeanandNasty wrote:
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I was going to reply to the first line there in the spirit of JAG, but I'm not feeling that mean or nasty today. Probably because the sun is shining for the first time in days.
AWWWWWWWWW Come On Man!!!
Where is the BILE????....
Where is the ability to tear him A NEW ONE????... You know you want to Mean....
You know it's to good of a topic not to.... so come on.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dilf can SLING it as good as anybody....
:o)

making a very hasty exit.... lol

poot*
MeanandNasty

United States

#11 May 4, 2009
Wildbluerose wrote:
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AWWWWWWWWW Come On Man!!!
Where is the BILE????....
Where is the ability to tear him A NEW ONE????... You know you want to Mean....
You know it's to good of a topic not to.... so come on.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dilf can SLING it as good as anybody....
:o)
making a very hasty exit.... lol
poot*
ha ha, okay
MeanandNasty

United States

#12 May 4, 2009
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
Whoa....
Their gonna blow air into my rectum?
Their gonna blow air into my rectum? QUOTE]
yeah, there's this huge con named Mac the Knife and he's got a WIDE metal straw...

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#13 May 4, 2009
DILF wrote:
No, but I should go and get a colonoscopy.....I'm of the age where a man should get one.
Does anyone here know if it hurts? What's the diameter of the snake that they use (in centemeters)?
take ur top lip and pull it over the top of ur head. that hurt?
haaa

never had one yet, but i do know they put my hubby to sleep for his. its the stuff they make u drink before, that is suppose to be the worst part of it all..

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#14 May 4, 2009
Dilf if it's not to late please allow me to be the first to tell you....

Blow it out your ass!!!!!.....

OMG I am so gonna have to stop...
Ya know I'm just messing with ya don't ya Dilf?? I'm really not trying to be a Pain in Your Ass....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
DILF

Huntington, NY

#15 May 4, 2009
Wildbluerose wrote:
Dilf if it's not to late please allow me to be the first to tell you....
Blow it out your ass!!!!!.....
LOL....

OH don't worry.....I intend to, with mighty force....if they don't put me to sleep. AND, I even plan on aiming.

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

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#16 May 4, 2009
Wildbluerose wrote:
Dilf if it's not to late please allow me to be the first to tell you....
Blow it out your ass!!!!!.....
OMG I am so gonna have to stop...
Ya know I'm just messing with ya don't ya Dilf?? I'm really not trying to be a Pain in Your Ass....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Dear, you really really REALLY need to see a doctor about those poots. HA!!!!!!!!!!

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#17 May 4, 2009
DILF wrote:
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LOL....
OH don't worry.....I intend to, with mighty force....if they don't put me to sleep. AND, I even plan on aiming.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Fire One!!!!

“cougar w/sharp claws”

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Since: Mar 08

The kitten, NOT ME!!!!

#18 May 4, 2009
DILF wrote:
No, but I should go and get a colonoscopy.....I'm of the age where a man should get one.
Does anyone here know if it hurts? What's the diameter of the snake that they use (in centemeters)?
My nurse was the best - she was efficient and answered all my questions- explained everything - and read the Dr's mind as he was doing the procedure. I watched and thought it was cool!!!! I also loved the drugs. No wonder people get hooked.
I wish I could have had Gatorade. My potassium was low so they made me drink this stuff from the pharmacy. I will never do that again. I still have 4 years b4 the next one so hope they change the taste of that junk.
I didn't mind anything about the prep, other than that, because you don't hurt. Just can't get too far from the stool.
Years ago there was a Bill Cosby show where they tricked Bill into getting a scope. When he woke he looked at the screen and said "that doesn't look like the football game". It tickled me so I tried to explain it to my Dr. That went over like a lead balloon. I saw the guy smile in his office but he had no sense of humor.:-)
The put you in a room afterwards where you are expected to expel gas and wake up. I did have a little cramp at home but that soon took care of itself. This is one time you can fluff and no one will smell it. Here - pull my finger.
Chet

River Grove, IL

#19 May 4, 2009
They knock you out - and you won't remember a thing.

So it's very much like being the drunk girl at the Frat party.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#20 May 4, 2009
Vee wrote:
<quoted text>Dear, you really really REALLY need to see a doctor about those poots. HA!!!!!!!!!!
Poot poot poot poot poot Just moving right along here.....

poot*
love ya...

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