“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#24 Mar 24, 2013
BITE ME...and call it a day!!!
Preacher

Cicero, IL

#25 Mar 24, 2013
Nursingmommys5 wrote:
Look around..... We are already in HELL.
Yo Preacher, GET A LIFE
God gave people free will and they have the right to beleive what they choose to. He did NOT EVER tell a soul that they HAD to do any thing. He would not have given any one free will had that been so.
I WARN you!

Even the world's worst prison is nothing. NOTHING!!! compared to Hell! In Hell, it is pitch black all 24 hours a day. In Hell, you can not even breathe without choking like blazes. Hell has white hot fires that would be instantly lethal to anyone in the flesh, giant, mutant, flesh-eating worms and bugs that chew into you and then devour you from the inside out, giant demons that will rip you to shreds with a single swipe of their huge clawed hands. And it all goes on, one atop the other nonstop, for all eternity!

And I got even more bad news for everyone! For every 1 soul that makes it to Heaven, many MILLIONS of souls are cast into Hell! You need WAAAY more than just Jesus Christ to go to Heaven; you need PERFECT OBEDIANCE to His laws! And NOT just the two greatest commandments; but also the ENTIRE Mosaic law as well!(Matthew 5:17-20, Matthew 5:48)

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#26 Mar 24, 2013
Even the world's worst prison is nothing. NOTHING!!! compared to Hell! In Hell, it is pitch black all 24 hours a day. In Hell, you can not even breathe without choking like blazes. Hell has white hot fires that would be instantly lethal to anyone in the flesh, giant, mutant, flesh-eating worms and bugs that chew into you and then devour you from the inside out, giant demons that will rip you to shreds with a single swipe of their huge clawed hands.

Damn buddy what sho smokin ? Sounds like an LSD trip or sompthin .

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Bronx, NY

#27 Mar 24, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
I WARN you!
Even the world's worst prison is nothing. NOTHING!!! compared to Hell! In Hell, it is pitch black all 24 hours a day. In Hell, you can not even breathe without choking like blazes. Hell has white hot fires that would be instantly lethal to anyone in the flesh, giant, mutant, flesh-eating worms and bugs that chew into you and then devour you from the inside out, giant demons that will rip you to shreds with a single swipe of their huge clawed hands. And it all goes on, one atop the other nonstop, for all eternity!
And I got even more bad news for everyone! For every 1 soul that makes it to Heaven, many MILLIONS of souls are cast into Hell! You need WAAAY more than just Jesus Christ to go to Heaven; you need PERFECT OBEDIANCE to His laws! And NOT just the two greatest commandments; but also the ENTIRE Mosaic law as well!(Matthew 5:17-20, Matthew 5:48)
...do much mescaline?...

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#28 Mar 25, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
I WARN you!
Even the world's worst prison is nothing. NOTHING!!! compared to Hell! In Hell, it is pitch black all 24 hours a day. In Hell, you can not even breathe without choking like blazes. Hell has white hot fires that would be instantly lethal to anyone in the flesh, giant, mutant, flesh-eating worms and bugs that chew into you and then devour you from the inside out, giant demons that will rip you to shreds with a single swipe of their huge clawed hands. And it all goes on, one atop the other nonstop, for all eternity!
And I got even more bad news for everyone! For every 1 soul that makes it to Heaven, many MILLIONS of souls are cast into Hell! You need WAAAY more than just Jesus Christ to go to Heaven; you need PERFECT OBEDIANCE to His laws! And NOT just the two greatest commandments; but also the ENTIRE Mosaic law as well!(Matthew 5:17-20, Matthew 5:48)
so I looked up the world population who's was,
6,973,738,433
Now I'm not very good at math but according to your calculations doesn't that mean theirs only going to be about 70 people in heaven?

“A perfect world..”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#29 Mar 25, 2013
Preacher wrote:
Many people know how to complain a lot. About freezing cold weather, about stifling hot weather, about being homeless, no electricity in the winter, isolation, rejection, and such. Well, all you complainers better beware, for God shall see how all of you complain about HELL! Complain about Earthly tribulations, and the Lord will see how you complain about Hell, where the worm NEVER dies and the fire is NEVER quenched! All better take a hard look at http://www.padfield.com/2001/murmuring.html
The truth is; let us NEVER complain! But let us realize that we as humans have NO RIGHT TO BE ON THE EARTH AT ALL!!! Man has FAILED the Lord allready in the Garden of Eden, and has proven himself REPEATEDLY as a complete moral FAILURE! Therefore, man DESERVES nonstop tribulation, nonstop suffering; in fact, man even deserves HELL! Because of man's failure, this world is strictly SATAN'S domain! And under Absolutely NO circumstances AT ALL does ANY part of God's living creation have any business being present in Satan's domain!
I disagree

Matter of fact, I beg to differ!

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#30 Mar 25, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
...do much mescaline?...
Mescaline hey? Interesting choice...

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#31 Mar 25, 2013
Looks like Preacher has punched his own ticket.

“To contract new debts...”

Level 6

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#32 Mar 25, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
...do much mescaline?...
damn, I haven't done mescaline in ages...

“near Halloween.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#33 Mar 25, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
I WARN you!
Even the world's worst prison is nothing. NOTHING!!! compared to Hell! In Hell, it is pitch black all 24 hours a day. In Hell, you can not even breathe without choking like blazes. Hell has white hot fires that would be instantly lethal to anyone in the flesh, giant, mutant, flesh-eating worms and bugs that chew into you and then devour you from the inside out, giant demons that will rip you to shreds with a single swipe of their huge clawed hands. And it all goes on, one atop the other nonstop, for all eternity!
And I got even more bad news for everyone! For every 1 soul that makes it to Heaven, many MILLIONS of souls are cast into Hell! You need WAAAY more than just Jesus Christ to go to Heaven; you need PERFECT OBEDIANCE to His laws! And NOT just the two greatest commandments; but also the ENTIRE Mosaic law as well!(Matthew 5:17-20, Matthew 5:48)
When were YOU there
to witness all this?

and HOW the heck did you get out,

Jeez.. KUDOS to you, Preacher... for escaping all
those demons and bugs...

VERY impressive.

If I were you, I'd go straight and
put my name down with a few of the top movie companies;

having been through all these experiences,
and coming out unblemished, I'd say you have
a real good chance of ripping off the lead role
in the next SUPERMAN role(:
NancyGrace

High Springs, FL

#34 Mar 25, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
Can I complain about a little wee wee or too big of a wee wee ? The mid size is heaven though . Lol
Whatsaweewee?
Nancy Grace Husband

Winter Park, FL

#35 Mar 25, 2013
Whatsaweewee?

It's what you sit on when I ask you to .(Wink)

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#37 Mar 25, 2013
Nancy Grace Husband wrote:
Whatsaweewee?
It's what you sit on when I ask you to .(Wink)
. OOOH..LAP DANCE..101..Sign me up!!

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#38 Mar 25, 2013
"Too many women and too many pills..."

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#39 Mar 25, 2013
God gave us free will and free choice so if we choose to bitch about things he understands..

Relax preacher...:)

Save the preaching for Sundays..

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#40 Mar 25, 2013
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
God gave us free will and free choice so if we choose to bitch about things he understands..
Relax preacher...:)
Save the preaching for Sundays..
How can he relax when he is obviously headed to hell because of all of the complaining he does?
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#41 Mar 25, 2013
Maybe the preacher actually, made a deal with ol lucifer...for something grand.... maybe he is trying to turn folks off god , the more the merrier in hell....
if he gets 5 souls a day.. he wins a bigmac every day for life..in hell.

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#42 Mar 25, 2013
65007noogard wrote:
<quoted text>
How can he relax when he is obviously headed to hell because of all of the complaining he does?
Good Point but he probably sees it as preaching not bitching..:)

You know how some of them are,,,, do as I say not as I do.

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#43 Mar 25, 2013
I'm a little confused as to how there can be fire & blazes but no light... since fire emits a bit of light how can it be pitch black?

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#44 Mar 25, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>so I looked up the world population who's was,
6,973,738,433
Now I'm not very good at math but according to your calculations doesn't that mean theirs only going to be about 70 people in heaven?
crap, my math really does suck!
7000... Roughly

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