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Since: Dec 06
#1 Dec 23, 2007
Always beguiled by your wit,
Knowing you are so good of heart
Generally hooked by your bait
and so will stay lured by you.
Looking forward to you, staying the same chameleon, and us seeing more of you as we change as time goes on.
Since: Sep 07
#2 Dec 23, 2007
Cool Buddy! Got'cher own thread! You're the greatest. I sit awaiting the prodigal son, I shall run to you with open arms as you crest the horizon.
Since: Nov 07
#3 Dec 23, 2007
this will be DUHlicious!
Since: Jul 07
#4 Dec 23, 2007
or could be Duh, Duh, Duh, Duh .....DUH!!!
Since: Sep 07
#5 Dec 23, 2007
And DUH-Lightful as well.
#6 Dec 23, 2007
That is cooler than a witches titty on the north pole... Ya;ll
HA HA WOW....
I love you guys...
I can't believe even believe this..... Thankx whoever did this....
BUt dammit you spelled my name wrong...
IT IS DUH.....not DUH... ok ??
GET IT RIGHT...OMG..
I am in tears.. thankx.. I love you all..
Sorry if I ever went off on anyone in my crazy moody times sometimees..... I really do not mean it..<wiping crocodile tears>
Praise the Lord---who now will be bored with these following posts......
YOu all really just do not know what this did to DUH.... GOSH.... HOW BORING THIS WILL BEE....haha
I am so touched... I mean in Duh head...
If I can just squeeze out of this damn straight jacket I can type you all some very boring shtuff...
That is after I take care of MR. WINKI.. I sometimes call him MR. WRINKLES... if you know where I am coming from....
Thanks you all I do not know what to say...I am crying so much....<sniff-sniff, snorting an oxy 80> ha ha haa haa
not really.. I inject mine not snort them... OMG.
You should see the big fat syringe I use....
Looks like one of those giant Squirt guns.... haha
''Just a little pin prick...There'll be no nore AAAAAAAAAHHHH.. DO you feel a little sick??'' By Pink FROYD....
I can't post that song yet because every damn time I go over to U tube I lose my writing and I am not going to lose this one... Here is comes..
Thanks all .. You know I really , really love all of you all.. even you OBSERVANDUM.... WHere are you hiding?....... I miss you.. and KRIS with a K..... and TWINKLES, My beloved ROXY... OMG ROXY.. We are praying for you.
and SCOOTER.... stay off my thread...and I mean it.. HA AH AH AH HA AH AH WOWVO
TICKLED PLUMB TO DEATH....WOW VO...
SYDNEY AUTRAILIA IS A ROCKING AS I GO SOWN UNDA if you know where I am coming from?
#7 Dec 23, 2007
I had you a song MOI...but I cannot get it UP... hahah get it??
No really, every time I see your name MOI.., It reminds me of that song...''MORE MORE MORE... How do you like it? How do you like it? MORE MORE MORE HOw do you like my "I love that song but cannot find it...for YOU..
I will GOOGLE the lyrics in a sec and posts it just for you....
MOI MOI MOI How do I like you.. How do I liike you>?>? A HOLE Lot.. if you know what I am saying...hehe
Glad to cross paths with everyone.. You all are really changing my life for the better and I am sincere in saying this...
Thanks for GROWING UP WITH DUH....AND GOING UP WITH DUH.. HERE IS A PETER GABRIEL SONG FOR YOU GROWING UP>>>>><< < IT IS MY ULTIMATE FAVORITE.. REALLY..........
This is a really , really, beautiful song.. I hope you like it.. My Favorite...you all If you want to look into the boring life of duh DUH.....
LOLA---Means LOTS OF LOVE ALWAYS> OK?? I posts it often..
MAGIC MAN CAN!! AND NOW WILL..THANKS MOI...LOLA
#8 Dec 23, 2007
DAMN I LOVE YOU .. You are so DUHLightful.....really.. I know I got it coming though.. EVERYBODY FEEL FREE TO FRY ME....I can take it....
I encourage you to... SO feel free to say ANY damn thing you want here... I mean it and you better... I will not take it wrong.. I promise .. Nor get mad....
Just DO NOT EVER TALK ABOUT MY BOTTOM OUTTY BELLY BUTTON IF YOU HEAR ME>...,<
I am so proud of Mr. winki...'Ole one eye'...HE stands up proud like a big ole ROOSTER sometiems.. and I have to choke the SH*t outta him.....
But right now I am PROUD HERE OF THIS POST AND YOU ALL>> ESPECIALLY YOU OPIST-GRIP....You have helped DUh to 'get a grip' really..
Now CHAMELEON?? OK.. I LOVE IT....
HERE IS MY SECOND FAVORITE SONG>> DOWNSIDE UP BY PETER GABRIEL....Ya'll better watch and listen to it tooo and I mean it.!!.(if you want, it IS good.._) In the song PETER GABRIEL (Which is two swelll BIBLE names)..OVO
WE ARE OVO
DO you see two eyes and an eyebrow?? YESSS.... HE is right up my alley being so deep.. I am a disabled coal miner and I GO DEEP.. Just ask my lovely crippled wife LORET...
I had to get a woman ,'crippled, blind, dumb , and crazy', ah haah I was lucky to find her... I ran her down.. <DUCKING ASHTRAY THAT WAS TROWN FROM LORET ASCROSS THE ROOM>>> HA HA
HERE IS PG>> LOVE TO YOU OPIS>>>ALWAYS AND FOREVER
Do not worry you WILL love it.. and watch it also..HE WALKLS UPSIDE DOWN AT THE END....BEAUTIFUL.....YOU ARE WELCOME....
THis is his daughter singing....lovely..I may have her in a few.. if you know where I am coming from?<ducking another glass>
PULL ME IN PETER GABRIEL, PULL ME IN ,OVO
Loret may just mysterisouly turn into her..<dodging another glass>,,,,
#9 Dec 23, 2007
Love you uh, guy? Can't hardly tell with your hand on your face....What do you do with your udder hand ..?? MiLK THE COW? If you know what I mean...
How do you type> with both hands so busy?
WHat do you type with? Your posts are always so ridiculous and short... like you weenie?.. haahah
PULL ME IN----I feel so HONORED right now.. I am going to go get ON HER.. get it?.. HONOERD ON HER?? HAH AHA OMG....
Keep it coming SLEEVIE the MAGICIAN..."Nothing up my sleeve.. and nothing in my hole in DUH pocket".. hahaah Is;nt that a BULLWINKLE and ROCKY saying..??
HERE YA GO MY DEAR FRIEND..
Notice the CHAMELEON BORIS... BORE US??
HMnnn ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE?? WINKI?....HMNNn
SUBLIMINAL....I love the chameleon BORE US here... funny ha ah.....
Keep it coming love kc and the sunshine band
FRY ME NOW..... SIZZLE.. OPISTO GRAPH HAS THE FIRE WOOD ALL READY.......AND HE OWES ME A SIZZLER... I cannot wait to eat him..alive....
AHHHHH LIFE IS GOOOOOOOOOD! <tears still flowing>
(just do not talk about my weenie..) I MEAN IT!
Since: Dec 06
#10 Dec 23, 2007
Wonderful that you have your own thread, thanks to Moi,
Do you mind my asking a question,
Are you' FAMILY JEWELS'' who used to write here on Offbeat??
You sound rather like him.
Just curious? he was a colourful character too..LOL
In any case, congrats on your own thread
and festive good wishes o you too.
Since: Sep 07
#11 Dec 23, 2007
BOOM! There it is!God, this is gonna be a great thread!
#12 Dec 23, 2007
DAMN!YOU CANNOT EVEN SPELL.... IT AINT DUH! it is DUH! get it right..! tee hee
Did'nt know you really cared. thankx...
I am soo touched...
My dear mother is in heaven sticking her chest out and telling JESUS to get his A** off the throne... she has to vacuum underneath it... haha REally.... I know she has a pack of WINSTON LIGHT 100's hid up there... GOD BLESS THE ANGELS...
Poor thing died of an aneurysm in the back of the brain.... Looong story.. but I raked the gates of hell itself in that one.. Really...
She just let things get to her .. TOO SERIOUS... This is one reason i am soo crazy...LOSS OF MOTHER , PLUS I do not want to let all the stress and TRAUMA-DRAMA really get to me and bust a blood vessel in ma head...
SO I try to find humor in all traumatics...I have to. and never mean to sound mean or disrespectfull to any situation..EVER!
Here is a poem I want to place on her grave if I ever get the funds to buy one.. I feel liike burning it in OPISTOGYPH'S wood.....WHich just gave me an ultimate idea..
Here it is..:
WE ALWAYS CALLED YOU MR.S CLEAN
BEST MOTHER AND WIFE EVER SEEN
AS YOU LAY BENEATH OUR FEET
YOU ARE NO DOUBT CLEANING JESUS' SEAT
AS YOU BODY TURNS TO DUST
YOU'LL TELL THE ANGELS THAT THEY MUST
KEEP THE STREETS ALL CLEAN AND BARE.
BECAUSE YOUR FAMILY WILL SOON BE THERE,,,,,,,
MAY GOD RICHLY BLESS ALL....THIS HOLIDUH...
Her blessed name was PATRICIA the most beautifool name I ever heard in ma life...
She told her grand kids to never ever call her GRANNY... INSTEAD MY KIDS CALL HER PAT....
THank you <in tears>
Just a closer walk with him... ENOCH is my favorite bible man.... E KNOCK walked with GOD and WUZ NOT... wow I mean WOW!....
You better watch about being too damn good.... GOD WILL TAKE YOU >. just like he did my dear mother......
If that is so to be... Then I will be around a LOOONg time..... The Angels tell god.. "Hel* no don't bring that crazy SOB up here." HA AHAHA
#13 Dec 23, 2007
He must've been a very cool dude.. I wish he'd come back to us...No I am not him..I would like to meet him, he is a COPY-CAT ahhaha.
I first started out as IN-DUH-END... I went with that forever because I was amazed at it sounding like INDIAN....Which I am SHARE A KEY....And BTW I miss seeing the Cherokees posts..Where is he.. COm out Cherekey..! DUH is calling you...
Then I found a song by a group Linkin PArk.. that copied MY name and uses it.. Very good song..
A little too rock and roll for some, but a great song.. that really relates to DUH.. and you too...
Listen closely to the words... very artisckally written...... it is playing right now as I write you..GRACE... I love that name..
are you a CAT-O-LICK??? COOl if you are.. I love you and your posting.. you are always so RIGHT ON...
I try to say the Lord's prayer EVERY DAMN DAY.....
GIVE US THIS DAY......I live DAY by day...
That is why GOD keeps me in this condition... IF I had it all I would ultimately O,D... REALLY!
SO it is a blessing to be poor...I rely on him so much....and find that he is still the same... He has never ,ever lied to me...
Mis BETH COOK always said that....
GOD IS NEVER LATE....
HE IS ALWAYS ON TIME....
God bless her..and you too..
The Lord's prayer is said backward's in certain WITCH rituals.. I foolishly have done that and had to pay a great price messing with DUH spirits...
One time the 'boys' were mad at the crowd Jesus was talking to and said .,"Lord , do you want us to call down fire upon them like ELIAS?"
Jesus told them, " YOU DON"T REALIZE WHAT MANNER OF SPIRIT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THERE FELLOWS.."
MANNER OF SPIRIT??Hmnnnn
Then he told them.... "DO NOT REJOICE BECAUSE THE SPIRITS ARE SUBJECT TO YOU....(hmnnn the spirits are subject to us?) BUT RATHER REJOICE BECAUSE YOUR NAMES ARE WRITTEN IN HEAVEN." <tears>..........
My poor name has been blotted out so much he has his own book for DUH.... ONe big ink stain I am..... he he.. thak you GRACY....
You bring me closer to GOD..and I feel you will continue to do so with unknowing people as well...
Remember one thing grace......
THE SPIRITS ARE SUBJECT TO YOU....
THE ANGELS OF GOD ARE MINISTERING SPIRITS AND FELLOW SERVANTS......FEEL FREE TO CALL ON THEM AND USE THEM TO GOD'S HOLY WILL....
BLESSINGS ALWAYS...AND FOREVER....LUZZ YA
#14 Dec 23, 2007
Thanx buddy.... You dont know the half o it... but here it comes...like blood out of a turnip ha ha...
This is your song OPIS.. I love you...
I am wating on you to BURN me though.. cmon boy, get nasty you ole BASS-TURD.. ha hahaha
LOLA.... BITE ME, YOU SNAKE"S BELLY.. ha ha h h
I love rattler's venom running through me.. wont be the first time... I got bit one time a ginsenging right in the ass.(big target , I walked right over the damn thing and he got me..)
I did not go to the hospital... I killed the dam black rattler and fried it for supper.. I skinned it right there.. kept the skin for a hat band...
ONe big white weenie peice of meat...ha ha
I had to drink a fifth of EARLY TIMES,,, then Loret..Fried it up and I eat it... Never was scared of snakes after that and I have killed plenty of em GINSENGING....Now I look for them instead of the GINSENG....
Got to stay away though from the HORNETS... MICKEY'S BEER ha ha.. ANd GINSENGING.. Those damn GREEN hornets hurt like hell man... and so did my ass....it turned black butt, boy what a buzz..
My brother sucked out the venom in me ass... hah ahah it was sooo funny..... he was sucking my ass.. ha h aha hah.. but some of the venom went into me and I just let it ride...WOWVO...
NUTHER GOOD LOVE SONG FOR YOU OPIS..LISTEN TO THE WORDS..SO LET IT RIDE>>.MAN>>>LE T IT RIDE...LIKE WATER ON A DUKS BAK>><<<> >><><>< ><>!<!>!< ><!><!>
My ass turned so black.. and everyone laughed.. at me and called me BLACK ASS.. hahhahahah
But I was alright without any anti HORSE serum... I do not need horse blodd in DUH... and that is what they do...
They inject a horse , OPIS AGAIN , with snake venom and the horse will eventually build upa resistance to the venom..
Then they take the horse blood out and sep -ar- ate the 'anti venom' part from the horse blood.....
So,, actually when you receive ANTI-VENOM shots you are getting horse blood......
UH UH ... NOT DUH... I am horsey enuff..
I'lll just let it ride.. and eat the critter...
BAM BAM.....SNAKE HEAD..... I cut a yeller rattler one time.... it had on its tailll 13 ratells and a button.... 52 inches long... amazing.....
I cut its head off about four inches from the tip of its teeth...I said to my self..."I want that head on the rim of my hillbilly hat...by god"...
I went to reach for the head and my unkle BUSTER grabbed me and threw me to the ground.... I said , "" WHAAA??",,,,
He said ,"NO! That damn thing will strike you TERRY....." I said "NO WAY!" I got it's head cut off.......
Then he took a stick and touched the snake .....
That damn thing struk the stick.VIPERS HANGING OUT THEN DIED..RELAXED..and hanged on.....>REALLY... I said.. WOWVO.. Thanks BUSTER... IT was a great lesson... and saved me from antoher bite.... although I really don't mind being bitten. I welcome it...
BTW . BLESSINGS TO CHUCK MORGAN>...< HE WAS SOO KOOL......
CHUCK IS WHY I AM NOT FRAGILE
Another favorite of mine.. I love BACHMAN TURNER OVERDRIVE..... OOOOhhh,,
Snake meat is sooo DUH lish US..very meaty in taste... no need for sauce or bbq....You eat the meat off the back bone yummy......Goes for a high price too.... Sumpin like: 90$$$ a pound....
ok enuff about snakes.. I let the Black snakes go.. and live.. and hope Loret does'nt see them or use them.... That would break us up.. if you can hear me... haa hah
I DO NOT LET LORET SEE ANY SNKAKS I KILL> AHA HAHAA MY MARIAGE WOULD BE ULTIMATELY DETRYED>> HAAHOMG>>>> MM
#15 Dec 23, 2007
Sorry gang I got to go to SICCO RICCO'S house for a HAOLIDUH..
HE is making MEAT BALLS, and a CHEESE BALL.. I am going to have a ball. he is my utter lover.... Hmnnn Yummy...
I love his meaty balls.. aha ahahah
just funnin.. I aint gay , but I am in the closet... YIN YANG
I aint got time here .. I got to go to my post.. or am I already there????
PEACE... see ya in about four five hours....I may be plastered by then.. soo watchout...
GOOD SONG>>>><> <>>><>< >< LOVE YOU ALL.. FOREVER..... HOPE YOU LIKE THIS SONG>>>>
IT IS REALLY DEEP TO DUH...... BITTER MAN HE IS>>
THIS FIGHT HE CANNOT WIN
THIS OLD MAN.......THIS IS ME>...<>>> >>>>>>> >>
LOVE DUH DUD.....
#16 Dec 23, 2007
Thank you MOI....
Blessings to you and yours..alwaze in DUH maze... You are A MAZE NG....
Since: Sep 07
#17 Dec 23, 2007
OMG...the church of DUH... what did I just wander into? LOL
No everybody.. DUH first showed up as IN DUH END and Opis and I spotted him right away.. early he was in top stories too. Always with the KY isp but he lives in West by god Virginia, with his pretty wife Loretta who has beautiful blue eyes and dark hair and looks a lot like a young Loretta Lynn....
I'm not telling you anything he wouldn't tell you himself..... in fact there is a lot of truth between the lines of all his posts... when he talked about cracking his head open recently and getting stitches... when he talked about getting Loretta a new wheel chair.... all true. You just have to decode the message. Sometimes Opis sends me an email and says "What did he say?" What worries me is that I always know what he is talking about...... Sometimes I have to put a cold cloth on my forehead after translating though...LOL
M-O-O-N that spells DUH.
Since: Dec 06
#18 Dec 23, 2007
Well I'll be DUH.......you got a following. Love reading your posts.
Since: Sep 07
#19 Dec 23, 2007
I could never fry you, bro:Hollies
My favorite song to express my love for another man.
There are other songs to express my love for another man, but they were all done by the Village People and Neil Sadaka. SUH_DAK UH, SADDAM
SUH KA DUH, CICADUH. How'm I doing, Marilyn. Don't let me bite you, it's catching!!!!
Since: Sep 07
#20 Dec 23, 2007
LOL (wait... that thought was kinda erotic) Don't worry, I am up high in my tower where no one can reach me and I cut my hair off to shoulder length a long time ago, alligators in my moat....
I love that song too... really love it.
Hi, Shilo.... you are so beautiful, inside and out.
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