A micro pig? What a load of porkies..

Aug 25, 2013 Full story: Mirror.co.uk 10

Woman splashes out on micro pig but after three years it grows to 5ft 8in from snout to tail and weighs 20 stone Catherine, 52, of Blantyre, Lanarkshire, said: "At first we were shocked.

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No Way! LOL

#1 Aug 25, 2013
What a ham.

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No Way! LOL

#2 Aug 25, 2013
Yummm! Bacon on the hoof.

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#3 Aug 26, 2013
The instructions cleary said, "To prevent growth, Do not feed, ever."
Bet you wished you had gotten a robot pig. Robots do it better, automatically.

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#4 Aug 26, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
The instructions cleary said, "To prevent growth, Do not feed, ever."
Bet you wished you had gotten a robot pig. Robots do it better, automatically.
And the bacon from robot pigs is ALWAYS crunchy.
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#5 Aug 27, 2013
Cute though...
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#6 Aug 27, 2013
Where's the head,,? and where's the az*,,?pssst,,(the dog is peeing on her leg)

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#7 Aug 27, 2013
1st sentence of article: "Woman splashes out on micro pig..." wtf is that supposed to mean?

Also states: "...and weighs 20 stone"

Who the f*** says that? 20 stone? Grandpa?

Why not say "weighs 0.87 VW Beetle"? At least we can have a notion of how much the pig weighs.

20 stone. It should at least be stoneS.(Get it? Plural? More than 1?)

Is there a country that still uses this modern form of measurement?

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#8 Aug 27, 2013
JM_Brazil wrote:
1st sentence of article: "Woman splashes out on micro pig..." wtf is that supposed to mean?
Also states: "...and weighs 20 stone"
Who the f*** says that? 20 stone? Grandpa?
Why not say "weighs 0.87 VW Beetle"? At least we can have a notion of how much the pig weighs.
20 stone. It should at least be stoneS.(Get it? Plural? More than 1?)
Is there a country that still uses this modern form of measurement?
Well, the swine is also 3 cubits long and 1.5 cubits in the Peoples' Republic of Craplakistan. The pig repotedly described the woman as being only average in bed.

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#10 Aug 28, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Well, the swine is also 3 cubits long and 1.5 cubits in the Peoples' Republic of Craplakistan. The pig repotedly described the woman as being only average in bed.
Lol. Would that be in Royal Cubits or Short Cubits?

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#11 Aug 28, 2013
JM_Brazil wrote:
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Lol. Would that be in Royal Cubits or Short Cubits?
The Interstitial Period Intergalactic Variable Cubit. I am also studying the Banana Equivalent Dose of the pig as well as where it lies on the Big Mac Index.

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