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Mikey

Fremont, CA

#21 Nov 6, 2013
Name a Chuck, a duck and a rock band.

(ala The Great Karnack)

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#23 Nov 7, 2013
I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.

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#24 Nov 8, 2013
She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!"

“Happiness is a warm gun”

Since: Nov 09

Hey Bungalow Bill, waddya kill

#25 Nov 8, 2013
"Honey, my legs fell off!"

[hint: a magic lamp]

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#26 Nov 8, 2013
I don't have a daughter, stud.

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#27 Nov 9, 2013
Hmmm. Must be an hour fast.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#28 Nov 9, 2013
That's no lady, that's my wife.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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Chicago, IL

#29 Nov 9, 2013
Finally, I let her out.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#30 Nov 9, 2013
Green side up

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#31 Nov 9, 2013
I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

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#32 Nov 10, 2013
Sorry hon, it's Thursday.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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Chicago, IL

#33 Nov 10, 2013
Saturday night's your turn in the barrel

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#34 Nov 10, 2013
You're pitching Friday.

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#35 Nov 10, 2013
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and, three days later, became his stepmother.

“Happiness comes through giving”

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#36 Nov 10, 2013
MOTHER: I know she's the one my son picked, because I hated her the most.

HOOKER: That was even better than the first time.
85 YEAR-OLD MAN: I've been here already?

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#37 Nov 10, 2013
I'm a frayed knot.

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