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Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#1 Nov 6, 2013
No joke... just the punchline....
If I could walk like that I wouldn't need the talcum powder!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#2 Nov 6, 2013
You should have seen the monkey trying to put the cork back in!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#3 Nov 6, 2013
Every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out - Now, how about that drink?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4 Nov 6, 2013
How far is it if the crow has to walk and roll a flat tire?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#5 Nov 6, 2013
Nah, I give up. You can have the duck.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#6 Nov 6, 2013
Find my keys and we'll drive out.
Sasparilla

Medford, NY

#7 Nov 6, 2013
.......Ky jelly and an ear of corn.
Mikey

Fremont, CA

#8 Nov 6, 2013
You can't believe anything a sheep sez!

“Happiness comes through giving”

Level 7

Since: Feb 08

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#9 Nov 6, 2013
.I'll give you a room but you'll have to take your own bath.

.What do you want for five dollars, epilepsy?

.No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake the rest.

.How do I know who the father is? I don't have eyes in back of my head!

.I don't know either, but it's crawling on your neck.

.Everybody gave me 10 cents!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#10 Nov 6, 2013
You have a drink named Harvey?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#11 Nov 6, 2013
Only if they're well-done.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#12 Nov 6, 2013
The third one ducked

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#13 Nov 6, 2013
Virgin Mary my arse!

Since: Jun 12

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#14 Nov 6, 2013
Thanks for the mammaries!
Mikey

Fremont, CA

#15 Nov 6, 2013
He broke out in a cold sweat because he had gone and picked a watermelon.

SUJ

“Your posts still ”

Level 6

Since: Mar 10

make me giggle

#16 Nov 6, 2013
"...and now I'm about to get screwed out of my peaches."

Since: Jun 12

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#17 Nov 6, 2013
Don't worry Ive got you covered!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#18 Nov 6, 2013
and the horse you rode in on.
B-long

Eureka, MO

#19 Nov 6, 2013
I was talking to the PIG!

SUJ

“Your posts still ”

Level 6

Since: Mar 10

make me giggle

#20 Nov 6, 2013
"...That's a good idea Ernie,'cause you been munching grass for the last ten minutes."

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