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Nov 6, 2013
 
No joke... just the punchline....
If I could walk like that I wouldn't need the talcum powder!

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Nov 6, 2013
 
You should have seen the monkey trying to put the cork back in!

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Nov 6, 2013
 
Every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out - Now, how about that drink?

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#4
Nov 6, 2013
 
How far is it if the crow has to walk and roll a flat tire?

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#5
Nov 6, 2013
 
Nah, I give up. You can have the duck.

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#6
Nov 6, 2013
 
Find my keys and we'll drive out.
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#7
Nov 6, 2013
 
.......Ky jelly and an ear of corn.
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Nov 6, 2013
 

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You can't believe anything a sheep sez!

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.I'll give you a room but you'll have to take your own bath.

.What do you want for five dollars, epilepsy?

.No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake the rest.

.How do I know who the father is? I don't have eyes in back of my head!

.I don't know either, but it's crawling on your neck.

.Everybody gave me 10 cents!

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You have a drink named Harvey?

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#11
Nov 6, 2013
 
Only if they're well-done.

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#12
Nov 6, 2013
 
The third one ducked

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Nov 6, 2013
 
Virgin Mary my arse!

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Nov 6, 2013
 
Thanks for the mammaries!
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He broke out in a cold sweat because he had gone and picked a watermelon.

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"...and now I'm about to get screwed out of my peaches."

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Nov 6, 2013
 

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Don't worry Ive got you covered!

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#18
Nov 6, 2013
 
and the horse you rode in on.
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#19
Nov 6, 2013
 
I was talking to the PIG!

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"...That's a good idea Ernie,'cause you been munching grass for the last ten minutes."

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