Simple things that make you happy, sm...
anonymous ferrerman

Wilmington, OH

#4639 Feb 23, 2014
Watching President Obama on TV while I stroke my string!!

“Your life is what you make it.”

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#4640 Feb 23, 2014
I'm not really a bear, but shhh don't tell anyone.

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#4641 Feb 23, 2014
"toothless meth head fluffer who has attended every single Justin Bieber concert ever" persona

That's TMHFWHAESJBCE on Meyers Briggs, if anyone was wondering.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#4642 Feb 23, 2014

Simple minded people that are completely anonymous
That imagine the entire rest of the world is FALSE !!!!!

Is just creepy enough, to help me keep just enough of a paranoid edge to hang onto some of my street smarts :)
I don't need to wait on bus benches or waiting rooms of hospitals to find those that add the flavor. It's a NEW age,I can keep my street smarts from the safety of MY own living room.
Thanks for the entertainment. Rick

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#4643 Feb 24, 2014
Downton Abbey having a great season finale...but after only 8 episodes?

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#4644 Feb 24, 2014
Thank you Sublime1 and Enzo. Both of your posts made me smile, is sweet of my dad and I like him too :)

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#4645 Feb 24, 2014
It made me happy that when we went to retrieve my car yesterday there wasn't an angry naked Asian man in it.

“Your life is what you make it.”

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#4646 Feb 24, 2014
Sublime1 wrote:
It made me happy that when we went to retrieve my car yesterday there wasn't an angry naked Asian man in it.
Does this happen to you often? Apparently I need more excitement in my life.

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#4647 Feb 24, 2014
Helping others but I like taking time for myself and doing what I want.Helps me and I need to take care of me also.Took a very long time for me to learn that.

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#4648 Feb 24, 2014
HoneyBear1 wrote:
<quoted text> Does this happen to you often? Apparently I need more excitement in my life.
No, but seeing as how my wife and I are still trying to figure out how Saturday night exactly played out references to the movie "the hangover" are totally appropriate.

In addition to losing my necklace, I somehow lost my mardi gras mask (that sucks ... it was awesome). I tried to get the mormons who were there to save folks to drink with me (I had totally forgotten about that). We still don't know how I hyper-extended my thumb on one hand and cut my hand (it looks like road rash)... it wasn't from the tussle (that was brief ... police were on us before we got past talking smack)... it's feeling better today. I couldn't even touch my thumb yesterday. I was wrestling with my son yesterday and he grabbed it and I was like ... no, no, not the thumb!

I'm just glad I didn't lose my wallet, my phone, or my keys!
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#4649 Feb 24, 2014
This weather, it's so nice even though much cooler later in the week!
sup

Euless, TX

#4650 Feb 24, 2014
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>No, but seeing as how my wife and I are still trying to figure out how Saturday night exactly played out references to the movie "the hangover" are totally appropriate.

In addition to losing my necklace, I somehow lost my mardi gras mask (that sucks ... it was awesome). I tried to get the mormons who were there to save folks to drink with me (I had totally forgotten about that). We still don't know how I hyper-extended my thumb on one hand and cut my hand (it looks like road rash)... it wasn't from the tussle (that was brief ... police were on us before we got past talking smack)... it's feeling better today. I couldn't even touch my thumb yesterday. I was wrestling with my son yesterday and he grabbed it and I was like ... no, no, not the thumb!

I'm just glad I didn't lose my wallet, my phone, or my keys!
Or your WIFE! lol

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#4651 Feb 24, 2014
sup wrote:
<quoted text>
Or your WIFE! lol
I kept an eye on her. We actually lost our friends and hung out together most of the night, just the two of us. There were so many people there (5,000) that it was hard to stay together ... the party was spread out over a bunch of buildings and outdoor wedding tents ... I think there were 9 different clubs with different themes and music.

Yesterday our friends texted us and asked what the hell happened to us and where we went. I guess they all had a crazy night too.

I was walking arm and arm with her. She had a new pair of heels on and they weren't very good. She fell going down the stairs once. She needed some help.

And I'm not sure what the hell was with the groping. She was pretty hot, tho. Thigh high black fish net stockings, black heels, a little black dress, and a black thong. She said she would not have felt safe being there without me.

She texted me this morning and said it was fun, memorable, and she had a great time.
wee doggies

Schaumburg, IL

#4652 Feb 24, 2014
Well, if you can't- at the age of 35 and with three children- go out and get soooooo wasted with your wife that on Monday you are STILL trying to figure out what happened to you on Saturday, you're just not living right!

“Groooovin'”

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#4653 Feb 24, 2014
Connecting w/ me, myself and I...AND we Have Come to the Conclusion of a New Week Starting..BACK TO BED, Schedule Change!!

HELL YEAH!!

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#4654 Feb 24, 2014
When everything is said and done, I will say:

"I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and ev'ry highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way."

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#4655 Feb 24, 2014
My 16 year old getting his first car today.

3353

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#4656 Feb 24, 2014
surviving another Monday

“Hi!”

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#4657 Feb 24, 2014
Dr. Pepper in a glass bottle
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United States

#4658 Feb 24, 2014
When someone "gets IT"

:^`D

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