Simple things that make you happy, smile, ... etc.

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“I Wish 4 U Always Blue Skies”

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walking hand in hand with someone special thru the town....<3..:O)..(hugs)

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Thinking of that voice that never leaves your mind..

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Should i go outside and yell..
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Thinking of that voice that never leaves your mind..

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Sweet whispers to my ear

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the road less traveled.....

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being alone in my house!!!

party, anyone nearby can feel free to stop over

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... can i stop looking in the window and come in ???

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NeverMissed wrote:
THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000.00; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000.00" ;
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000.00 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.00 They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Loved that!!!!!!!

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A good joke after a long day at work LOL!
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Both cars up and running. Woo-hoo!!

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I love this one, I am going to copy it and tell everyone I know.. thanks for the laugh.....
NeverMissed wrote:
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000.00; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000.00" ;
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000.00 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.00 They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

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a dance with that special person to your song..yes that would knock me right off my feet..he might have to carry me..LOL..:O)

“Which "god"?”

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Water sprayed on my back.
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little kid trying to fly a kite
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Nature

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A kind word from a friend.

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Opening the windows and feeling the air blow in is actually warmer than the air inside. That, and smelling the smell of fresh air and hearing the birds chirping.

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Nothing :(
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God family friends work

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Seeing the surprised look on my beautiful 7 year old granddaughters face when she answers the door today! It's her birthday and I sent her a beautiful candy and flower arrangement!

(her momma promised me that she gets to open the door when they're delivered)
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DondoDork wrote:
Seeing the surprised look on my beautiful 7 year old granddaughters face when she answers the door today! It's her birthday and I sent her a beautiful candy and flower arrangement!
(her momma promised me that she gets to open the door when they're delivered)
They should record it and send it to you. That way you both get something nice.:)

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