Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#3340 Apr 10, 2013
Sweet whispers to my ear

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#3341 Apr 10, 2013
being alone in my house!!!

party, anyone nearby can feel free to stop over

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#3342 Apr 10, 2013
... can i stop looking in the window and come in ???

“Proceed with caution”

Level 1

Since: Oct 11

Richmond TX

#3343 Apr 10, 2013
NeverMissed wrote:
THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000.00; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000.00" ;
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000.00 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.00 They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Loved that!!!!!!!

“Proceed with caution”

Level 1

Since: Oct 11

Richmond TX

#3344 Apr 10, 2013
A good joke after a long day at work LOL!
Proud To Be Me

Eolia, MO

#3345 Apr 10, 2013
Both cars up and running. Woo-hoo!!

“Hold on to my waist ”

Level 6

Since: Jun 11

And push and pull

#3346 Apr 10, 2013
I love this one, I am going to copy it and tell everyone I know.. thanks for the laugh.....
NeverMissed wrote:
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000.00; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000.00" ;
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000.00 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.00 They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#3347 Apr 10, 2013
a dance with that special person to your song..yes that would knock me right off my feet..he might have to carry me..LOL..:O)

“The who whating how...”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

"...with huh?"

#3348 Apr 11, 2013
Water sprayed on my back.
Level 4

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#3349 Apr 11, 2013
little kid trying to fly a kite
Proud To Be Me

Eolia, MO

#3350 Apr 11, 2013
Nature

“The who whating how...”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

"...with huh?"

#3351 Apr 11, 2013
A kind word from a friend.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#3352 Apr 11, 2013
Opening the windows and feeling the air blow in is actually warmer than the air inside. That, and smelling the smell of fresh air and hearing the birds chirping.

“The who whating how...”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

"...with huh?"

#3353 Apr 11, 2013
Nothing :(
>.<

Huntington, WV

#3354 Apr 11, 2013
God family friends work

“This is how I see you”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#3355 Apr 11, 2013
Seeing the surprised look on my beautiful 7 year old granddaughters face when she answers the door today! It's her birthday and I sent her a beautiful candy and flower arrangement!

(her momma promised me that she gets to open the door when they're delivered)
Proud To Be Me

Eolia, MO

#3356 Apr 11, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
Seeing the surprised look on my beautiful 7 year old granddaughters face when she answers the door today! It's her birthday and I sent her a beautiful candy and flower arrangement!
(her momma promised me that she gets to open the door when they're delivered)
They should record it and send it to you. That way you both get something nice.:)
Proud To Be Me

Eolia, MO

#3357 Apr 11, 2013
Books - real books. The way they feel, smell, the stories they tell. Especially old used ones, with handwritten notes of love inside the cover.

Watching my youngest learn how to read makes me love books even more.

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#3358 Apr 11, 2013
to look up and see a pm from someone special..always makes my day..I light up all over get that fuzzy feeling...aawww..:O)hope all you have a wonderful and awesome day..from my heart to yours...:O)

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#3359 Apr 11, 2013
working with my friends......

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