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“Heading into Autumn”

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#103 Feb 13, 2013
Vee wrote:
and the smell of fried food had people frolicking to and fro,and everyone was scurring in the courtyard and it was so hard to find his love that he had to resort to drastic measures. He decided to...
strip naked and climb to the top
of the Castle and shout

"G E R O N I M O" !!

The only problem was he had plenty
valentines after that when all
the ladies saw his potential(:

a sure sign that ...

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

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#105 Feb 14, 2013
chivalry is not dead and neither is the greatest creation of all time in men which is testosterone!!!! Someone had a brilliant idea and decided to open a new restaurant called Testosterone and although it was given mixed reviews...(Lots of nuts in the mix)
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#106 Feb 14, 2013
... it (ironically) became World famous for its meatballs, and anyone who is or aspires to be anyone ate there; including all the Topix staff, and everybody from the Offbeat board met up there ...

Vee

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#107 Feb 14, 2013
They had a contest where celebrities were invited to show off their own personal meatballs and the winner would be awarded a free meal from the family of Chef Boy R Dee. Tried to get Dennis Farina to participate but apparently he was shy about showing the full monty but eager to participate was none other then ...

“My latest victim”

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#108 Feb 14, 2013
Alex Tribek.

“Heading into Autumn”

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#109 Feb 15, 2013
NeverMissed wrote:
Alex Tribek.
Whom 'I'... personally, never before heard of..

but, I presume he has a .......

Vee

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#110 Feb 15, 2013
good looking physique, as well as an American game show called Jeopardy. He hails from Canada and even though he had a massive heart attack recently, he is still hot to look at. He was willing to let it all HANG out, or DOWN as the case may be, he is someone that is quite appealing to the opposite sex. (Or the same sex, for those that swing that way).

“Heading into Autumn”

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#111 Feb 16, 2013
Vee wrote:
good looking physique, as well as an American game show called Jeopardy. He hails from Canada and even though he had a massive heart attack recently, he is still hot to look at. He was willing to let it all HANG out, or DOWN as the case may be, he is someone that is quite appealing to the opposite sex.(Or the same sex, for those that swing that way).
Only he is a bit old for both!
how could one possibly hope to have a keen
game of 'tiddly winks' or some such(:
with a man who is over the hill(:

and I am not talking about JACK!

of 'Jack & Gill, went up the hill' fame..

I mean.....

“Heading into Autumn”

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#112 Feb 24, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
Only he is a bit old for both!
how could one possibly hope to have a keen
game of 'tiddly winks' or some such(:
with a man who is over the hill(:
and I am not talking about JACK!
of 'Jack & Gill, went up the hill' fame..
I mean.....
The lone hill walker
who challenges ladies
to walk the hills in stilettos..
AS, it is his firm belief, that ...

Vee

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#113 Feb 24, 2013
we should walk on stilts so we could see more of the countryside that we cannot see on solid ground. It would save money on air fare and also give us the luxury...

“Heading into Autumn”

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#114 Mar 3, 2013
Vee wrote:
we should walk on stilts so we could see more of the countryside that we cannot see on solid ground. It would save money on air fare and also give us the luxury...
of not getting our dainty party shoes dirty,

I mean, you cannot imagine how awful I felt ....
meeting Dennis Farina, for the first time,
in wellington boots!

He must have thought ........

“Heading into Autumn”

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#115 Mar 21, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
of not getting our dainty party shoes dirty,
I mean, you cannot imagine how awful I felt ....
meeting Dennis Farina, for the first time,
in wellington boots!
He must have thought ........
that I was dressed for a part in
the spectacular new movie,[in the making]
that
everyone was talking about .. where ..

Vee

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#116 Mar 21, 2013
all of us have to walk under the limbo stick greased from head to toe in Olive Oil and Panko crumbs. It was to promote the new book written by Michael Mann, who has not done anything in years but is still hanging on to the notion that...

“Heading into Autumn”

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#117 Mar 22, 2013
Vee wrote:
all of us have to walk under the limbo stick greased from head to toe in Olive Oil and Panko crumbs. It was to promote the new book written by Michael Mann, who has not done anything in years but is still hanging on to the notion that...
'little apples grow again'[as the saying
goes] and on the off-chance.. if he hangs around
LONG enough, who knows, some great movie director might
come along, and.......

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