the 2013 Offbeat Story ... for EVERYONE.

[QuiteCrazy]

but in such foolry even the actors got a mazed and lost the theory of the string of events and the play didn't make any...

[Stocking]

loss this time; unlike all the previous plays which had bombed. The audiences queued round the block each night for a seat and a chance to

[Grace Nerissa]

Stocking wrote:

loss this time; unlike all the previous plays which had bombed. The audiences queued round the block each night for a seat and a chance to

wash their feet in the Village fountain,
that was usual and quite acceptable,
until the word went out that,

one night, a drunk
on his merry way home at midnight,
piddled in the fountain ..

I can assure you that put a stop to .......

[Vee]

outdoor out houses as it has gone to extremes that people see water and naturally they are FLUSHED. Once they do their piddling, they cannot find the handle to SINK the BISMARK and when people toss their coins in there they curdle and rust. Therefore, one state has taken the liberty to post a sign for all of the public to read. The sign was actually written by our own Topix poster...

[Grace Nerissa]

Vee wrote:

outdoor out houses as it has gone to extremes that people see water and naturally they are FLUSHED. Once they do their piddling, they cannot find the handle to SINK the BISMARK and when people toss their coins in there they curdle and rust. Therefore, one state has taken the liberty to post a sign for all of the public to read. The sign was actually written by our own Topix poster...

Quite Crazy...

and went as follows...

'This fountain
may be used by women and men

so

anytime, wherever or ..
when you need a splash,

well! just feel free..
but BE WARNED'

It was never meant for'.........

[Vee]

drunken piddlers, but one will be built just for them and then watching in the public square, one can,pitch coins into the fountain but considering who will be using it, bon bons soaked in spirits would really do them justice...

[Grace Nerissa]

Vee wrote:

drunken piddlers, but one will be built just for them and then watching in the public square, one can,pitch coins into the fountain but considering who will be using it, bon bons soaked in spirits would really do them justice...

and that's where the famous dong

THREE COINS IN THE FOUNTAIN came from!

Just then, the TOWN CRIER came along
ringing his bell,

announcing ...

[Grace Nerissa]

'famous song' not 'dong'

lol

[Grace Nerissa]

Grace Nerissa wrote:

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and that's where the famous dong
THREE COINS IN THE FOUNTAIN came from!
Just then, the TOWN CRIER came along
ringing his bell,
announcing ...

It is FEBRUARY..

and that can only mean .....

[Vee]

Valentines, chocolate, hearts, broken hearts and nasty break ups...

[Stocking]

Chinese New Year, Pancakes (Shrove Tuesday), an occasional leap year and leaps of faith into...

[Grace Nerissa]

Stocking wrote:

Chinese New Year, Pancakes (Shrove Tuesday), an occasional leap year and leaps of faith into...

the heart of 2013..

and for those who are superstitious,
of course the infamous number 13 can mean ....

[Vee]

anything associated with bad luck, however, Jerry Lewis on a few occasions when he was still hosting the telethon, became hysterical in a good way when the tote board numbers ended in the number 13. Caught on tape, I have him shouting, and I quote, "It ended with 13. It ended with 13." I know in many motels, the 14th floor is eliminated. The number 13 is just as harmless as a full moon.

[Grace Nerissa]

Vee wrote:

anything associated with bad luck, however, Jerry Lewis on a few occasions when he was still hosting the telethon, became hysterical in a good way when the tote board numbers ended in the number 13. Caught on tape, I have him shouting, and I quote, "It ended with 13. It ended with 13." I know in many motels, the 14th floor is eliminated. The number 13 is just as harmless as a full moon.

but those who are into 'the dark side'
believe differently!

brings me to wonder ...

who presently lives in cell
No. 13 in death row..

now it could possibly be ......

[Grace Nerissa]

Grace Nerissa wrote:

<quoted text>
but those who are into 'the dark side'
believe differently!
brings me to wonder ...
who presently lives in cell
No. 13 in death row..
now it could possibly be ......

Weird..

I swear I *never remember* writing that post.. lol

altho', I must have!

but still -
begs the question -

WHO might be occupying cell 13 death row???

[Vee]

Bluto from the Popeye cartoons? He wrecked havoc on Popeye, Olive Oil and Sweet Pea for the longest time and of course, Popeye has thoughts of springing him but has to put that on hold temporarily. Seems as if the Spinach that he survives on has a bit of an ecoli problem and so Whimpy said he should try a few hamburgers instead, and see if that will give him powers needed for such a break out. Popeye has turned green from all of that vegetation and a hamburger sounded just like what the doctor ordered.

[Grace Nerissa]

Vee wrote:

Bluto from the Popeye cartoons? He wrecked havoc on Popeye, Olive Oil and Sweet Pea for the longest time and of course, Popeye has thoughts of springing him but has to put that on hold temporarily. Seems as if the Spinach that he survives on has a bit of an ecoli problem and so Whimpy said he should try a few hamburgers instead, and see if that will give him powers needed for such a break out. Popeye has turned green from all of that vegetation and a hamburger sounded just like what the doctor ordered.

except, since there's a scandal over Europe
at present ..regarding horse meat,
Popeye had second thoughts about this burger,
and .. fearing a kitten or some such might jump out of it, instead,
he opted for ......

[Vee]

french fries cut into shoe strings so that he could...

[Stocking]

... pull himself up by the boot laces in order to get over the extremely high wall separating him from his Valentine .....

[Vee]

and the smell of fried food had people frolicking to and fro,and everyone was scurring in the courtyard and it was so hard to find his love that he had to resort to drastic measures. He decided to...