the 2013 Offbeat Story ... for EVERYONE.

“Maytime”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#21 Jan 12, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
...well...this thread never had a chance....
nice try tho, gracie.....
=]
LOL

Thanks for this OS...

but the IRISH don't give up easily!
I'll try again.. LOL

“Maytime”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#22 Jan 12, 2013
Stocking wrote:
.....50 shades of green ~ a story of clashing with a yellow sofa. Auditions will be judged by icons and each wanna-be cast member will have to undergo tests and tasks, consisting of......
Jumping up & down semi-naked in
the freezing snow:

Eating the dog's dinner.

but

.. worst of all.....

“...pretty nice outside...”

Since: Jun 08

...y'all get after it!....

#23 Jan 12, 2013
....having to deal with people who think anything and everything is all about them...imagine their disappointment when they discover -

“Maytime”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#24 Jan 15, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
....having to deal with people who think anything and everything is all about them...imagine their disappointment when they discover -
when they are way way up in a plane
and look down, we humans, look
just like little ants creeping around..

a sure sign that.....
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#25 Jan 15, 2013
a sure sign that....
we're going to get squished! unless....

“...pretty nice outside...”

Since: Jun 08

...y'all get after it!....

#26 Jan 15, 2013
Stocking wrote:
a sure sign that....
we're going to get squished! unless....
...we don't....in which case surely we will....

“Maytime”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#27 Jan 22, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
<quoted text>
...we don't....in which case surely we will....
but..

just like 'JC' as has been recorded in the bible,
it had certain similarities
Grace Nerissa realised this thread wasn't doing
to well;

some, yes some,[like ole Sam] came by to help her
CARRY THE CROSS of the heavy burden of this thread(:

and again like JC [as per the bible]

GN went out into the highways and byways
of Topix inviting people in to
join the story -

well...there wasn't much of a story YET..

[but, wait, there was still time,
it's only early JANUARY]
you need others to help develop any story

and so,

the word went out, and ....
a messenger

Quakertown, PA

#28 Jan 22, 2013
with a heavy bag and a steady steed rode across the wide West crossing...
Grace Nerissa

Dublin, Ireland

#29 Jan 23, 2013
a messenger wrote:
with a heavy bag and a steady steed rode across the wide West crossing...
When suddenly who appeared before him, only...
Wild Bill Hockok..
He thought it was a mirage, but .....

Level 6

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#30 Jan 23, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
When suddenly who appeared before him, only...
Wild Bill Hockok..
He thought it was a mirage, but .....
his amazement did not last long. The pounding hoofs of galloping quickly behind him alerted him that..

“Maytime”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#31 Jan 24, 2013
QuiteCrazy wrote:
<quoted text>
his amazement did not last long. The pounding hoofs of galloping quickly behind him alerted him that..
Clint Eastwood on horseback was following..
strongly advertising the rejuvenation meds he
was taking, assuring him that .....

Since: Jun 06

Location hidden

#32 Jan 24, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
Clint Eastwood on horseback was following..
strongly advertising the rejuvenation meds he
was taking, assuring him that .....
that anything Arnie could do...he could do better..
but what would Arnie have to say about that...

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#33 Jan 24, 2013
except for, "I'll be back?"

“Maytime”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#34 Jan 24, 2013
Vee wrote:
except for, "I'll be back?"
but not before I find who designed
the latest 2013 designer figure hugging underwear for men,
I mean, they completely forgot about ....

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#35 Jan 24, 2013
The size of the tools.
Now thay have to go back to work and...
the dead guy

Quakertown, PA

#36 Jan 24, 2013
they had stolen those Rhinestone Boots from and his gun toting who*e from the bordelo that was bent on vengence because...

“Maytime”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#37 Jan 24, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
The size of the tools.
Now thay have to go back to work and...
of course everyone immediately thought
of the old saying>

'It's a bad workman who quarrels with his tools'

so the designer wouldn't take any nonsense,
from his workers,
he said there was room for improvement,
.. but they thought he meant ....

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#38 Jan 24, 2013
modeling all those hugging skivvies before packaging them for the public. They wanted to actually ship them off to nude beaches because...

Level 6

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#39 Jan 24, 2013
all of the elderly nudists were scaring off the ...

“Maytime”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

#40 Jan 25, 2013
QuiteCrazy wrote:
all of the elderly nudists were scaring off the ...
visitors from foreign parts,
but then one day..
along came QUENTIN TARATINO..
and decided to make a movie..
about these wandering souls

he wanted to call it ....

THE NAKED RUNNER..
but since there already existed
a movie with that title..

instead he named his movie>
.....

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