**Offbeat Joke Thread***

**Offbeat Joke Thread***

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therbred

Since: Nov 07

Toledo, OH

#1 Nov 19, 2008
Knock knock?

therbred

Since: Nov 07

Toledo, OH

#2 Nov 19, 2008
Who's there?
Beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#3 Nov 19, 2008
Bernadette!

therbred

Since: Nov 07

Toledo, OH

#4 Nov 19, 2008
Boo.

“Yum Chocolate!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

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#5 Nov 19, 2008
therbred wrote:
Who's there?
nice

therbred

Since: Nov 07

Toledo, OH

#6 Nov 19, 2008
Boo Who?

“Yum Chocolate!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

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#8 Nov 19, 2008
therbred wrote:
Boo Who?
Don't cry it was only knock knock joke.

LOL...

“Yum Chocolate!”

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#9 Nov 19, 2008
Beatlesinthebog wrote:
Bernadette!
Bernadette who?
Independent

United States

#10 Jan 15, 2014
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even had someone come in and change her hair color, figuring since she had so much more time to live, she might as well make the most of it.

She got out of the hospital after the last operation and while crossing the street was killed by an ambulance speeding to the hospital. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 Years?"

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

AIias - Trish
Level 5

Since: Mar 13

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#11 Jan 26, 2014
Where is the list of names?

;~)

I'm going to go back to OFFBEAT page 200 now?
Independent

United States

#12 Jan 26, 2014
AIias - Trish wrote:
Where is the list of names?
;~)
I'm going to go back to OFFBEAT page 200 now?
That, in and of itself, has a certain twist of humor to it.

:^D

AIias - Trish
Level 5

Since: Mar 13

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#13 Jan 26, 2014
Independent wrote:
<quoted text>
That, in and of itself, has a certain twist of humor to it.
:^D
I've been known to be twisted in occasion.
;~p
Independent

United States

#14 Jan 26, 2014
AIias - Trish wrote:
I've been known to be twisted in occasion.
;~p
LOL

Just remember......YOU......said it!

:^)
Ami in Miami

Miami, FL

#15 Jan 26, 2014
A Mysterious Writer with a Twist.
Ami in Miami

Miami, FL

#16 Jan 26, 2014
Not necessarily in that exact order....

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