Green Thumbs

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#1 Jan 31, 2014
The little boy asks Uncle Roy, "why do they say gardeners have got green thumbs,
when their fingers are not green?"

Uncle Roy replies, "it’s just a saying, son. It's like when somebody is
caught stealing, they say they have been caught 'red handed', even
though their hands are actually black".

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#2 Jan 31, 2014
I GOT ..Green Thumbs and Fingers..FINGER PAINTING .Birthday Party Games..YES!!

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#3 Jan 31, 2014
Green Poo

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#4 Feb 3, 2014
green miracle -gro...fingers!!

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#5 Feb 3, 2014
Big Time wrote:
The little boy asks Uncle Roy, "why do they say gardeners have got green thumbs,
when their fingers are not green?"

Uncle Roy replies, "it’s just a saying, son. It's like when somebody is
caught stealing, they say they have been caught 'red handed', even
though their hands are actually black".
Black? You must mean brown, unless you making a racist point about Blacks being thieves. And even if you yourself are black, you wouldn't refer to the color of your hands as black!
You a racist now...aren't you!

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#6 Feb 4, 2014
Purple Beethoven wrote:
<quoted text>
Black? You must mean brown, unless you making a racist point about Blacks being thieves. And even if you yourself are black, you wouldn't refer to the color of your hands as black!
You a racist now...aren't you!


You a racist now...aren't you!


Sounds like bLack Grammar, Punctuation & More,...

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Buffalo, NY

#7 Feb 4, 2014
Big Time wrote:
<quoted text>
You a racist now...aren't you!
Sounds like bLack Grammar, Punctuation & More,...
... ebonics ...

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#8 Feb 4, 2014
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... ebonics ...

Word,...

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and totally harmless

#9 Feb 4, 2014
One of my thumbs is sort of purplish now--hit it with the hammer the other day and it still hurts....

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#10 Feb 4, 2014
Misery loves company,


So Hit the other one,...







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and totally harmless

#11 Feb 4, 2014
Big Time wrote:
Misery loves company,
So Hit the other one,...
"They" say that if you want to forget about a pain in your thumb, drop a sledge hammer on your foot.

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#12 Feb 4, 2014
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>"They" say that if you want to forget about a pain in your thumb, drop a sledge hammer on your foot.

Percy Sledge,...

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#13 Feb 7, 2014
Loooove to get my hands and feet in the soil..and THDN..Ohhhh Noooo you DON'T..DILF!"

MUD WRESTLING 101..
Carl

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#14 Feb 9, 2014
I think all most of you on here have is a brown thumb.

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#15 Feb 9, 2014
Carl wrote:
I think all most of you on here have is a brown thumb.
... hey carl ... PULL MY THUMB ...

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#16 Feb 9, 2014
Carl wrote:
I think all most of you on here have is a brown thumb.
I was gonna say that fantasy will get you nowhere here, then remembered this is now the Weird Forum.
So by all means go ahead... and pull Mikes thumb...

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