Criminal record for London shopper who mistook an avocado for loose onions

Oct 2, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: Anorak

City recruitment consultant Nicholas Long, 25, classed his food as "loose onions" 20 times in the space of just three months.

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“Proud White Woman for life!”

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Spotted World

#1 Oct 2, 2013
LOL! So he went through a self-serve register and claimed everything was an onion. The register had a button for loose onions, yet the store had none to sell.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#2 Oct 2, 2013
.....Oh, and the filet mignon was accidentally punched in as dog food.

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#3 Oct 2, 2013
DILF wrote:
.....Oh, and the filet mignon was accidentally punched in as dog food.
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That would work. Dogs would certainly eat it, including the two-legged kind... ;-)
Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#4 Oct 2, 2013
What's the big deal,,,,,four pigs feet labeled as onions,,??? the cost is about the same.(they outta hire the dude as a manager,stuff will move faster),,,

“Proud White Woman for life!”

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#5 Oct 2, 2013
Parden Pard wrote:
What's the big deal,,,,,four pigs feet labeled as onions,,??? the cost is about the same.(they outta hire the dude as a manager,stuff will move faster),,,
But he wouldn't like it if he was a manager and no matter what he ordered, the distributor shipped onions.
Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#6 Oct 3, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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But he wouldn't like it if he was a manager and no matter what he ordered, the distributor shipped onions.
Well then,,,let em eat onions,,,(salad,french onion soup,onions on peanut butter and tomato)etc,,,,
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#7 Oct 3, 2013
Onions make you cry when you chop them
Avocados make you cry when they shop you

“Proud White Woman for life!”

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Spotted World

#8 Oct 3, 2013
I just noticed there was something in the store called a "slimcado." It looks like a giant avocado and was engineered to contain less fat than a regular avocado. But with the price of that thing, you might as well buy an onion and chop it.

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