Criminal record for London shopper who mistook an avocado for loose onions

Oct 2, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: Anorak

City recruitment consultant Nicholas Long, 25, classed his food as "loose onions" 20 times in the space of just three months.

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Oct 2, 2013
 
LOL! So he went through a self-serve register and claimed everything was an onion. The register had a button for loose onions, yet the store had none to sell.

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.....Oh, and the filet mignon was accidentally punched in as dog food.

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.....Oh, and the filet mignon was accidentally punched in as dog food.
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That would work. Dogs would certainly eat it, including the two-legged kind... ;-)
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What's the big deal,,,,,four pigs feet labeled as onions,,??? the cost is about the same.(they outta hire the dude as a manager,stuff will move faster),,,

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What's the big deal,,,,,four pigs feet labeled as onions,,??? the cost is about the same.(they outta hire the dude as a manager,stuff will move faster),,,
But he wouldn't like it if he was a manager and no matter what he ordered, the distributor shipped onions.
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But he wouldn't like it if he was a manager and no matter what he ordered, the distributor shipped onions.
Well then,,,let em eat onions,,,(salad,french onion soup,onions on peanut butter and tomato)etc,,,,
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Oct 3, 2013
 
Onions make you cry when you chop them
Avocados make you cry when they shop you

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Oct 3, 2013
 
I just noticed there was something in the store called a "slimcado." It looks like a giant avocado and was engineered to contain less fat than a regular avocado. But with the price of that thing, you might as well buy an onion and chop it.

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