"FREE GAS!" for "Blacks"

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“'" Always Thinking '"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#1 Dec 4, 2013
http://dailycurrant.com/2013/10/29/government...

Excerpt # 1
Government Opening Free Gas Stations in Poor Neighborhoods

Oct 29, 2013

First 'Obamastation' Debuts in Detroit, Seventy Planned Nationwide

ObamastationAs the battle over Obamacare rages in Washington, the White House is quietly using a little known provision of the law to roll out a nationwide network of free gas stations for minorities and the poor.

According to a report in The Detroit News this morning, the administration is using its authority under the Affordable Care Act to "improve transportation routes to hospitals" to dispense gasoline free of cost in disadvantaged neighborhoods.

The $2 billion-a-year program aims to distribute 40 million gallons of free gasoline each year through 70 new gas stations constructed in major metropolitan areas. The Department of Health and Human Services (DHS) will be responsible for operating the network, whose first station opened yesterday in Detroit.

"It's not something we're publicizing very much, for obvious reasons," explains Dori Salcido, assistant DHS secretary for public affairs. "But under the law we are well within our rights to offer this service, and we think it's good public policy.

"How are people supposed to get to the doctor's office if they don't have gas in their cars? Health insurance is worthless if you can't make your appointment. This is just another fine example of government stepping in and solving big problems."

Excerpt # 2
"Supposedly access to the station is determined by income," says Ebony Jackson, manager of the first Obamastation. "But it's pretty unrealistic to do an income check on each and every driver. So what we do is basically let all the black people pump for free, and charge all the white people the market rate."

“If you're happy & you know it”

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Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#2 Dec 4, 2013
Please tell me this is a joke....

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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Since: Dec 12

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#3 Dec 4, 2013
Woot woot as summer rolls around n I get my tan on. I'll b getting free gas. Now a legit reason to get really tan. Haha.

Hey Hooiser! ;)
Government Cheese

Medford, NY

#4 Dec 4, 2013
If I see a minority wearing Dr Dre's "Beats" headphones while getting free gas......I'm gonna flip out!!!!!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5 Dec 4, 2013
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/obama-free-gas-sta...

"The article comes courtesy of the satirical website The Daily Currant"

Oopsie.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#7 Dec 4, 2013
Boosier Hillperson wrote:
<quoted text>Good thing you have your HH to blame it on!
Really now- can't you people THINK about what you read? At least try?
I'll make a deal. You get our president to quit lying for your half of it.

“'" Always Thinking '"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#8 Dec 4, 2013
I guess it's pretty obvious who you work for.
"BUT!" Sometimes you stir up the -shite-too Bozo!

PS:*=* Boosier Hillperson *=*
I'm not sure I approve of that!
Yes, it's a fact but 'we' don't have to share everything 'we' know.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#9 Dec 4, 2013
Let's see...they get free homes, free clothes, free food, free phones, free TV's. free computers, free cars, free hospitalization, free schooling, free gas. What's left? Oh, yea... free vacations.

They are totally dependent on the government. If a new administration comes in - these people will rebel, then there could be a real civil war.
Will the government then give them all free guns?
Frosty

Arlington, TX

#10 Dec 4, 2013
Government Cheese wrote:
If I see a minority wearing Dr Dre's "Beats" headphones while getting free gas......I'm gonna flip out!!!!!
Get ready to flip!! The circus is coming but you can't go because you do not qualify for free stuff. Lol!

“'" Always Thinking '"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#11 Dec 5, 2013
quilterqueen wrote:
Let's see...they get free homes, free clothes, free food, free phones, free TV's. free computers, free cars, free hospitalization, free schooling, free gas. What's left? Oh, yea... free vacations.
NO! No! QQ, those are reserved for Michelle. That's all tax payers can afford.
You know? When you look at it, Barry and Michelle are welfare recipients, they get all the same stuff and it doesn't cost them anything either. Plus, they do have a few airplanes at their disposal but some welfare people do also. Yep! that's a fact.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#12 Apr 10, 2014
When you are given things and don't have to work for anything - you lose initiative, self-respect, respect for those who work and become lazy vegetables. You become worthless. It is a sick trick of the government who thinks they are attracting voters. Hopefully those people are too lazy to go to the polls.

“'" Always Thinking '"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#13 Apr 11, 2014
Fact not fiction!
Look @ our government!!!
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Williamston, MI

#14 Apr 11, 2014
ShadyBits wrote:
Please tell me this is a joke....
he reads the Onion and believes it too

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