Old dude: "You shouldn't be here, it's illegal. I'm king of this country, spickie".<quoted text>
Yeah, I think so too.
The old dude said, "Leave me alone, you dumb Mexican."
The young dude, not fluent in English, thought he said, "I'm really kinky and want you to beat me with this squeegee."
A quite understandable misunderstanding.
Arrested kid thought he said: "Here, take this and beat me like I'm a little girl. Then you can live in this country, trust me".