Man beaten with squeegee after gas pump argument

Nov 20, 2009 Full story: thecabin.net 29

A Conway man was arrested late Tuesday afternoon after allegedly using a gas pump squeegee to bludgeon a man in his mid-60s after an altercation over who was first in line for gas.

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Level 2

Since: Dec 07

DuPage County

#1 Nov 20, 2009
Had this happened in an adult book store, I wonder what the bludgeoner would've used..

“"you're not the boss of me"”

Since: Aug 09

yep, right, uh huh

#3 Nov 20, 2009
those squeege's are pretty heavy-duty...punk should get cited for cutting into line, too. imo

“Nice Gloomy, Spooky Day”

Since: Apr 07

Uniondale , NY (Nassau Cty)

#5 Nov 20, 2009
The 21 yr. old needs an interpretor. I believe this may have had a lot to do with what happpened.

“Nice Gloomy, Spooky Day”

Since: Apr 07

Uniondale , NY (Nassau Cty)

#6 Nov 20, 2009
interpreter, whoops

“Out in the West Texas”

Level 1

Since: Mar 08

town of El Paso

#7 Nov 20, 2009
Groovyghoulie wrote:
The 21 yr. old needs an interpretor. I believe this may have had a lot to do with what happpened.
Yeah, I think so too.
The old dude said, "Leave me alone, you dumb Mexican."
The young dude, not fluent in English, thought he said, "I'm really kinky and want you to beat me with this squeegee."

A quite understandable misunderstanding.
Married in the Bay

Berkeley, CA

#8 Nov 20, 2009
I hope the beating didn't leaves streaks... Those squeegees can leave a pretty lasting mark...

“Kiss Me You Fool!”

Level 4

Since: Jan 08

Atlanta via Brooklyn NY

#9 Nov 20, 2009
Was the squeegee loaded?

“Kiss Me You Fool!”

Level 4

Since: Jan 08

Atlanta via Brooklyn NY

#10 Nov 20, 2009
Married in the Bay wrote:
I hope the beating didn't leaves streaks... Those squeegees can leave a pretty lasting mark...
You have to overlap the strikes. Then keep that up working the strikes towards the edge of the body.

Then take a dry paper towel and polish out and streak sections still showing.
Married in the Bay

Berkeley, CA

#11 Nov 20, 2009
OneRyder wrote:
<quoted text>
You have to overlap the strikes. Then keep that up working the strikes towards the edge of the body.
Then take a dry paper towel and polish out and streak sections still showing.
So I presume you recommend using Bounty... "the quicker picker-and wiper-upper"...
Shallow Stan

Hampton, VA

#12 Nov 20, 2009
He done 'bitch-squeegeed' the poor guy!
Dried him off tho...

“Kiss Me You Fool!”

Level 4

Since: Jan 08

Atlanta via Brooklyn NY

#13 Nov 20, 2009
Married in the Bay wrote:
<quoted text>
So I presume you recommend using Bounty... "the quicker picker-and wiper-upper"...
If the beatee is not a bleeder, you might be able to get away with the cheaper store name brand.
DILF

Medford, NY

#14 Nov 20, 2009
Did they replace the broken squeegee yet?
gloria

Los Angeles, CA

#15 Nov 20, 2009
DILF wrote:
Did they replace the broken squeegee yet?
LOL! Saw your name and had to come see what you had to say! Funny, as usual!

:)
gloria

Los Angeles, CA

#16 Nov 20, 2009
that27th one wrote:
those squeege's are pretty heavy-duty...punk should get cited for cutting into line, too. imo
I agree.
Married in the Bay

Berkeley, CA

#17 Nov 20, 2009
DILF wrote:
Did they replace the broken squeegee yet?
Well they reattached it. Still does a good job of cleaning windows, but the cleaning solution has a bit of a red tint to it....

Red Windex, the new solution.... from Johnson and Johnson, a family company!
Tom Tom

Saint Paul, MN

#18 Nov 20, 2009
Just goes to show you, if your going to point a loaded squeege, you better be ready to use it, or somebody may take it away from you.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#19 Nov 20, 2009
'A Conway man?' A Conway twitty for sure.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#20 Nov 20, 2009
Never bring a credit card to a squeegee fight.
Hampton Police Advisory

Hampton, VA

#21 Nov 21, 2009
This story reminds us that anything can be used as a weapon. Had a case recently where a woman beat the shit out of a man by clubbing him repeatedly with her baby.
Parden pard

Bethlehem, PA

#22 Nov 21, 2009
Hampton Police Advisory wrote:
This story reminds us that anything can be used as a weapon. Had a case recently where a woman beat the shit out of a man by clubbing him repeatedly with her baby.
Did anyone check the baby for too much pine tar..?

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