6,000 dead pigs from Shanghai river. Water Quality: Met government-set standards.

Mar 14, 2013 | Posted by: Burento | Full story: www.bbc.co.uk

Shanghai authorities said that 5,916 dead pigs had been removed from the river by Tuesday. But they said water from the river was safe, with water quality meeting government-set standards.
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So, China has low standards. I try to keep my water at less than 1000 diseased dead pigs per billion gallons or less.

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Look on the bright side - Bacon-flavored Water. They should charge more for it.

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"Waiter.... there's a snout in my water".....

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Can this be real? The number of pigs changes with every report?

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quilterqueen wrote:
Can this be real? The number of pigs changes with every report?
I'm a busy bunny...

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I expect the price of Slim Jims to go down within the next month or two.
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just wait, it will be bottled and sent to the US

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quilterqueen wrote:
Can this be real? The number of pigs changes with every report?
Right!??
Nasty stuff, regardless of the numbers.
Whew!
Can you just imagine living near that waterway?
OMG yuck double yuck and barf.

I find it hard to believe that they cannot find the source from where they came.
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This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy drowned in the river.........

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"Waiter.... there's a snout in my water".....
No extra charge.

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Since no one has spoken up in sympathy for the poor piggies, I guess I will have to. May they all go to Hog Heaven.
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Lawrence Wolf wrote:
Since no one has spoken up in sympathy for the poor piggies, I guess I will have to. May they all go to Hog Heaven.
we have a bbq place called Hog Heaven, and we don't want them

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crazy idea wrote:
<quoted text> we have a bbq place called Hog Heaven, and we don't want them
Rename your place to Heartburn Heaven.

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Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Rename your place to Heartburn Heaven.
I don't know about that Mr. Wolf....
Considering the way they died,
Any place that cooked those hogs,
might should be called the Ptomaine Palace,
or Botulism Buffet.
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I hope they don't sell the pigs to Poland for they're special marinaded kielbasi.,,,,,,(ralph)
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Parden pard wrote:
I hope they don't sell the pigs to Poland for they're special marinaded kielbasi.,,,,,,(ralph)
Ewwwww, you're right.
OMG, does mean I should now put a condom on it?

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The Big Bad Wolf was interviewed, "I got SARS and had to sneeze, I huffed and I puffed, and damn if I didn't blow all them piggies in the bammboo hut right off the cliff into the river, all except that smart sob that built himself a brick house."

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...all except that smart sob that built himself a brick house."
THAT one I had to set on fire.

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