Favorite National Enquirer Headlines

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#1 Oct 22, 2012
With the advent of the internet, the in-your-face irrelevancy of rags like Nat'l Enquirer, The World Weekly Times etc is beginning to wane.

But we have all stood there in the check-out and read some of those goofy headlines and got a chuckle or two.

I still remember the one, "BOY READS WITH HIS EARS!" and there was a photo on the front page of a young boy with the side of his head down on a newspaper tryig to look very studious.

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#2 Nov 2, 2012
Bat Boy

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#3 Nov 2, 2012
Can't forget P'Lod the Alien from the old Weekly World News!

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#4 Nov 2, 2012
"Hillary Clinton adopts alien baby"
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#5 Nov 2, 2012
Harley is the Mexican Chupacabra!
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#6 Apr 20, 2014
1. Picture of Elvis Cured My Cancer
2. Elvis Tribe Found In Jungle

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#7 Apr 20, 2014
Ghandi Forced me to Hide his Bastard Baby at Gun Point!

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#8 Apr 20, 2014
Boy Trapped in Refrigerator Eats Own Foot....

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#9 Apr 20, 2014
Man Deep Sea Fishes with his Penis!

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#10 Apr 20, 2014
Dr_Dirty wrote:
Man Deep Sea Fishes with his Penis!
LOL...!!!

Bigfoot blocks roll-out of ACA in unprecedented 4 day filibuster..

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#11 Apr 20, 2014
justaguess wrote:
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LOL...!!!
Bigfoot blocks roll-out of ACA in unprecedented 4 day filibuster..
JEEZUS! HAHA The ultimate headline! hahahahahaha Damn!

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#12 Apr 20, 2014
Dr_Dirty wrote:
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JEEZUS! HAHA The ultimate headline! hahahahahaha Damn!
I stole it from WikiJacklinks...
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#13 Apr 21, 2014
Scientists claim first human cloning
On December 27, 2002, Brigitte Boisselier, a chemist and CEO of Clonaid, held a press conference to announce that the previous day the first cloned human being had been born. A baby girl, named Eve...

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