"The Spanking Room"

opistoglyph

Since: Sep 07

Ravena, NY

#1061 Dec 19, 2007
Lucy Ricardo wrote:
Hi, I'm new to topix and want to be spanked. What do I need to do?
Oh, forgot. Bare hand or objects/toys?(belt, hairbrush, leather hand, Marilyn's whip)

Level 1

Since: Aug 07

Warren, MI

#1062 Dec 19, 2007
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text> Maybe just a light spanking then!
I'll take one to go!

opistoglyph

Since: Sep 07

Ravena, NY

#1063 Dec 19, 2007
LunchLady wrote:
<quoted text>
I'll take one to go!
you deserve a reward for yesterday. how 'bout a hot buuble bath and massage?

Level 1

Since: Aug 07

Warren, MI

#1064 Dec 19, 2007
opistoglyph wrote:
<quoted text>you deserve a reward for yesterday. how 'bout a hot buuble bath and massage?
Sounds about right.

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

Level 1

Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#1065 Dec 19, 2007
Some prefer being spanked with a fairly new bathroom plunger in front of a dead raccoon.

Since: Sep 07

Location hidden

#1066 Dec 19, 2007
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
Some prefer being spanked with a fairly new bathroom plunger in front of a dead raccoon.
Vee isn't here...but you can leave a message...

wait for the beep..

Wait for it....(tee hee hee)

opistoglyph

Since: Sep 07

Ravena, NY

#1067 Dec 19, 2007
LunchLady wrote:
<quoted text>
Sounds about right.
Um, sorry. I had a heart palpitation and passed out. You said yes? I'll draw the bath and get my lufa mitt and scented oils.

Level 1

Since: Aug 07

Warren, MI

#1068 Dec 19, 2007
opistoglyph wrote:
<quoted text>Um, sorry. I had a heart palpitation and passed out. You said yes? I'll draw the bath and get my lufa mitt and scented oils.
Well then, I gonna have to stop calling you Dad. That would just be strange. You know, I live close by Bath City. It is a dump now, but used world renound for the healing power of its mineral mud.

opistoglyph

Since: Sep 07

Ravena, NY

#1069 Dec 19, 2007
LunchLady wrote:
<quoted text>
Well then, I gonna have to stop calling you Dad. That would just be strange. You know, I live close by Bath City. It is a dump now, but used world renound for the healing power of its mineral mud.
Yes. All the green, healthy save the earth people would go there. There's a similar spring in Israel. Turns out both are so radioactive they should be considered a hazard to public health!
Yeah, I've got two daughters, one a little younger than you, that Dad thing would be weird. You are the exact age of the average woman who asks me out, though. If it weren't for alchohol, drugs, poor judgement and mental derangement I'd be a lonely guy. I'll have to send my neighbor's son. He's a trooper and an underwear model for Sears.(not too B R I T E but a handsome well built guy. Your age.

“Spring is here, ”

Level 7

Since: Sep 06

next comes summer! Yippee!!

#1070 Dec 19, 2007
I'm sending myself here, because I was thinking bad thoughts.

opistoglyph

Since: Sep 07

Ravena, NY

#1071 Dec 19, 2007
La Sunshine wrote:
I'm sending myself here, because I was thinking bad thoughts.
Well, you're dressed for it. I must admit I had some unclean thoughts at your return. I spanked myself.I'll tell ya, Marilyn and you, with those movie star looks and those great legs...I gotta go spank myself again.

“Spring is here, ”

Level 7

Since: Sep 06

next comes summer! Yippee!!

#1072 Dec 19, 2007
opistoglyph wrote:
<quoted text>Well, you're dressed for it. I must admit I had some unclean thoughts at your return. I spanked myself.I'll tell ya, Marilyn and you, with those movie star looks and those great legs...I gotta go spank myself again.
Why did you spank yourself? I would've been happy to do it for you. Come back here. I'll spank you.
really serious

Hillsdale, MI

#1073 Dec 19, 2007
La Sunshine wrote:
<quoted text>Why did you spank yourself? I would've been happy to do it for you. Come back here. I'll spank you.
geez sunshine, i thought u were a nice girl, now i Know that that joke i first sent u was just fine. ha ha - remember??
(someone just sent it to me again!!- what do they think im a pervert? heee - ok, ok i did like those pictures) ha ha ha
:O)

“Spring is here, ”

Level 7

Since: Sep 06

next comes summer! Yippee!!

#1074 Dec 19, 2007
really serious wrote:
<quoted text>
geez sunshine, i thought u were a nice girl, now i Know that that joke i first sent u was just fine. ha ha - remember??
(someone just sent it to me again!!- what do they think im a pervert? heee - ok, ok i did like those pictures) ha ha ha
:O)
LOL!! I am a nice girl, but....well, I can't help having fun. I don't remember that joke. Can you send it to me again?

opistoglyph

Since: Sep 07

Ravena, NY

#1075 Dec 19, 2007
<snap, click, zip, thump, jingling keys> Ready, mistress La!

“Spring is here, ”

Level 7

Since: Sep 06

next comes summer! Yippee!!

#1076 Dec 19, 2007
really serious wrote:
<quoted text>
geez sunshine, i thought u were a nice girl, now i Know that that joke i first sent u was just fine. ha ha - remember??
(someone just sent it to me again!!- what do they think im a pervert? heee - ok, ok i did like those pictures) ha ha ha
:O)
I left you a post to this already, but I forgot to add.:)

opistoglyph

Since: Sep 07

Ravena, NY

#1077 Dec 19, 2007
But I get to do you after!Thanks to a couple old girlfriends I have a great, loving technique...

“Spring is here, ”

Level 7

Since: Sep 06

next comes summer! Yippee!!

#1078 Dec 19, 2007
opistoglyph wrote:
<snap, click, zip, thump, jingling keys> Ready, mistress La!
OK. Bend over the virginal bed. No wait...bend over my lap.<smack smack smack> I hope that I didn't hurt you to much.

“Spring is here, ”

Level 7

Since: Sep 06

next comes summer! Yippee!!

#1079 Dec 19, 2007
opistoglyph wrote:
But I get to do you after!Thanks to a couple old girlfriends I have a great, loving technique...
I guess, you can do me, but will you still respect me in the morning? Do you promise only three smacks? Thats all I gave you. Gentle ok??

opistoglyph

Since: Sep 07

Ravena, NY

#1080 Dec 19, 2007
Absolutely! Loving taps, no marks, ready <smack, smack, smack> . If we could figure out how to do that simultaneously that would be good. Thanks, I feel better!

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