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What a miserable dreary rainy day, something that makes you look backwards to spring and summer not early fall.

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Woman has Man in it;

Mrs. has Mr. in it;

Female has Male in it;

She has He in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...

I never looked at it this way before:

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

GUYnecologist

AND

When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.

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Womadoes
How are women and tornadoes alike?They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave..

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http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Wa'd Obama just say?

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=*='CLICK' below to see Obama's TelePrompTer =*=

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7zr7ejcm1...

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Barack Obama, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in South Carolina, asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence. Then he said into the microphone,'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'



Then, little Johnnie, with a proud South Carolina drawl, pierced the quiet and said: "Well, dumbass, stop clapping!

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Lmao!! Funny funny funny Hoosier!!

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Oct 15, 2013
 
Hooooosier..Break open the Moonshine...;)

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#33
Oct 15, 2013
 
Yeah !

Let's get this party started ... again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

:)

Hey Hoosier

Hope you and the Mrs are well.

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YES! & thanks for asking Trish.
CC this is a serious question, you ever really had any? Moonshine that is. LMAO

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Give the guy credit, he's managed to continually divert our attention form one of his "boggles" to the next without having to defend himself against any of them. Benghazi, Muslim brotherhood, NSA, IRS, Putin, and even his golf score for 18 holes.

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PS: Nothing 'secret' about Hussein he's all transparent!
At least I can see through him, no problem at all!
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Oct 15, 2013
 
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND
When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
LOl, that's great, HH! And then there's history, or HIStory.

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I guess the little 'turp' did have =some= talent?

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5:23 PM Oct. 16, 2013#
OK!*enough 'is' enough*
1st thing tomorrow - watch out -'i'm back!
ROTFLMAO

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Oct 16, 2013
 
now H.H. you dirty ole man..LOL but I love you anyway..(hugs)...

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Oct 16, 2013
 
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
5:23 PM Oct. 16, 2013#
OK!*enough 'is' enough*
1st thing tomorrow - watch out -'i'm back!
ROTFLMAO
. Ooooooh..AM SCARED!!!

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In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dorothy.



Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.



And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?"



And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"



And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. The sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."



Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent.



To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP).



And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung.



They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS.



And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. Indeed he did insist on drums that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.



And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known.



He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham.



And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.



Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside.



It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).



That is how it all began. And that's the truth....

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