*** hoosier_ _ hillbilly *** #$%&?|/\^^^
velogeezer

Brownsburg, IN

#367 Jan 16, 2014
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Take that, you uppity n-----.

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#368 Jan 16, 2014
That's a gud'n Ol'geezer. Did you catch this'n yet that was posted on here?

saynotoobama.webstarts.com/american_president...
by 'i' think Ina???
Greenwood,IN ***'i'-n0- where that's at...what's your real "Handle"
'i' already feel like 'i'-n0- yah!
Good hav'n "U" here!

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#369 Jan 16, 2014
For "supper" I'm having baked pollock with lemon slices, and crushed extra crispy raisin brand with the raisins on the side of the fish
Extra crunchy barbecued fries, cole slaw, and soup beans (left overs) with onions diced, diced tomatoes, and home made catchup in them and light rye toasted with butter & honey.
Dessert: home made blackberry cobbler with ice cream.
@ 6 PM ,,, then @ 8:30 PM Nighty! Nighty!
"What a life!" (???)
Hoosier Hillbilly

Francesville, IN

#370 Jan 18, 2014
If your government believes that the best way to
eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions
more ...
You might live in a country run by liberals.

If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of school
for saying his teachers "cute," but hosting a sexual
exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable
...
You might live in a country run by liberals.

If hard work and success are met with higher taxes
and more government intrusion, while not working
is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid,
subsidized housing and free cell phones ...
You might live in a country run by liberals.

If the government's plan for getting people back to
work is to incentivize NOT working with 99 weeks
of unemployment checks and no requirement to
prove they applied but can’t find work ...
You might live in a country run by liberals.

If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself
makes you more "safe" according to the government ...
You might live in a country run by liberals.

*If you are offended by this article, I'll bet you voted*
*for the liberals who are running, and ruining our*
*great country today.*

By Junius P. Long
Food For Thought

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#371 Jan 18, 2014
Do your thing, TOPIX!

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#372 Jan 18, 2014
TYT

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#373 Jan 18, 2014
Do I have fun with what 'i' do and say on here, well if 'i' didn't 'i' wouldn't be here!
just posting on these silly ridiculous threads would bore me to death if
'i' couldn't elaborate from time to time.
If it's offensive to you @ any time = forget-it ='i'll do 'my' thing & "U" do
yours!
Those amendments are great things, you wouldn't want to loose those!

Transcription of the first 10 amendments to the United States Constitution. Called the "Bill of Rights", these amendments were ratified on December 15, 1791.

Freedom of Speech, Press, Religion and Petition

Right to keep and bear arms

Conditions for quarters of soldiers

Right of search and seizure regulated

Provisons concerning prosecution

Right to a speedy trial, witnesses, etc.

Right to a trial by jury

Excessive bail, cruel punishment

Rule of construction of Constitution

Rights of the States under Constitution
"Look closely, how many do 'we' have left?"
You might want to get (Involved)@ some point!
-- before they're all gone --

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#374 Jan 19, 2014
Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington , D.C., an aide to the former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited the

Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C.



He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly
point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.



The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over
certain of Pelosi's views."



Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll
just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."



The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."



As Pelosi's aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle.



As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Nancy Pelosi was present.



The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Nancy Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues.



Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self -absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington , and in California .



The woman is simply not to be trusted." The Cardinal concluded,



"But, when compared with President Obama, Nancy Pelosi is a saint."



Gosh, I love being around Catholics.

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#375 Jan 19, 2014
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked,“Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?” Maria:“Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you.”...
Wife:“Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria:“Jor huzban he say so.”
Wife:“Oh yeah?”

Maria:“The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife:“Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria:“Jor hozban did”
Wife increasingly agitated:“Oh he did, did he?”

Maria:“The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks,“And did my husband
say that as well?”
Maria:“No Señora… The gardener did.”
Wife:“So how much do you want?

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#376 Jan 21, 2014
The perils of Obamacare

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello?"

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week,a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The folks at ObamaCare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#377 Jan 22, 2014
Slang of The American Civil War:
http://www.citrus.k12.fl.us/staffdev/social%2...

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#378 Jan 22, 2014
Hoosier..GOT Moonshine??

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#380 Jan 26, 2014
Gosh CC you still have "TOP BILLING" for this thread!
3 days and I'm still 'lieing' here in wait???
???Maybe??? Topix is waiting until March 16 to bring it up in time for my birthday or they're going to demand my birth certificate 1st.
Where's Donald Trump when you need him?

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#381 Jan 26, 2014
*( Sometimes I feel like defending myself but what's the point, it is Offbeat
Topix, after all)*
No Comment!

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#382 Jan 28, 2014
This hardly seems like the forum it use to be, things have changed so much.
I'm on here for fun, entertainment, relaxation, and conversation, most others
(to-me) seem interested only the 'dump' stuff!
IS "it" me or has it changed that much??
Maybe I need "A sabbatical leave"??

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#383 Jan 28, 2014
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
This hardly seems like the forum it use to be, things have changed so much.
I'm on here for fun, entertainment, relaxation, and conversation, most others
(to-me) seem interested only the 'dump' stuff!
IS "it" me or has it changed that much??
Maybe I need "A sabbatical leave"??
Don't leave Hoozie...

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#384 Jan 29, 2014
Maybe I need a break, somehow, in someway, this has become addictive?
And 'i' already have enough bad habits. LOL
Your one of the only good things left.

“Passionate Globetrotter”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#385 Jan 29, 2014
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Maybe I need a break, somehow, in someway, this has become addictive?
And 'i' already have enough bad habits. LOL
Your one of the only good things left.
Oh good, that means your going to stay!!?!

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#386 Jan 30, 2014
Haven't decided to be honest
"Always Thinking"

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#387 Jan 30, 2014
Pisces

You're already feeling as though you're one step removed from the people around you and you become even more distanced from them under a rare second New Moon for the month. This self-absorbed phase will last for the next two weeks, giving you the chance to ruminate and meditate on the course your life has taken over the past year. Your dreams are more significant than usual, so write them down and study them at your leisure. They hold the key to all sorts of personal mysteries.

Whoever wrote this has no idea what my dreams are, cause I don't.
When I "P" during the night I can remember them but I'm not about
to pencil them down. When I wake in the morning they're all gone.

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