Assault and buttery trial: Wife is ac...

Assault and buttery trial: Wife is accused of assaulting husband with TOAST and BUTTER

There are 19 comments on the Mirror.co.uk story from Feb 6, 2014, titled Assault and buttery trial: Wife is accused of assaulting husband with TOAST and BUTTER. In it, Mirror.co.uk reports that:

A court heard Julie Evans first poured water over her husband James when he fell asleep on the sofa after she asked him to do chores.

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a_temp

Pottstown, PA

#1 Feb 6, 2014
funny stuff
Loco

Jackson, MO

#2 Feb 6, 2014
My name says it all. Lol
a_temp

Pottstown, PA

#3 Feb 6, 2014
Sounds like a food fight.
Loco

Jackson, MO

#4 Feb 7, 2014
Sounds loco to me, as do some of yours and my posts this evening.
Loco

Jackson, MO

#5 Feb 7, 2014
Oh, it's morning already. Want some breakfast sweetie? haha
lol

United States

#6 Feb 7, 2014
he must be a sissy to press charges against her for something so buttered down. i can make a joke out of any topix

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#7 Feb 7, 2014
big deal , so could Henny Youngman , after all
"take his wife"
Hmmm

Jackson, MO

#8 Feb 7, 2014
Listen, this isn't a joke folks. That was hydrogenated butter. We all know how much worse that is for us than a ... stick is. :O
Theodore Nugent

Medford, NY

#9 Feb 7, 2014
It's his fault.

I mean really, what was he doing in the kitchen? That's a womans area only.
Trish --Justin Alias

Jackson, MO

#10 Feb 7, 2014
witch!?... or bunker?bonkers,cWaZy???me2fu

get it now? Hang on,... here it comes.

Don't remember what (((*IT*))) is, hope it's was good for YA.
:O
Trish --Justin Alias

Jackson, MO

#11 Feb 7, 2014
My weakness is ... the reaction after I posted the errors, reading them back months down the road or just bumping into a link. EeeeeH

Is IT always gQQd for you all? We all know it may not have been in the beginning cause ... wait for it ... we all are capable of being dense on occasion....

COME ON,... I can't be the only one. Hahaha

BWwahahahahaha

Who am I now? I' mean ... who else out there is me ... or even like me a little bit? Hmmmm?

PLEASE TOPIX< shutter down ... methatis! It will be very helpful. SHADOW would suit me fine ... better than FINE, thanks.

Ciao Darlin's
:)))
Smile, that didn't hurt too much, errrr did IT?

Jugits, please slap me down just so I know if'n you all can see me ... Hahahaha
Trish --Justin Alias

Jackson, MO

#12 Feb 7, 2014
My weakness is ... the reaction after I posted the errors, reading them back months down the road or just bumping into a link. EeeeeH

Is IT always gQQd for you all? We all know it may not have been in the beginning cause ... wait for it ... we all are capable of being dense on occasion....

COME ON,... I can't be the only one. Hahaha

BWwahahahahaha

Who am I now? I' mean ... who else out there is me ... or even like me a little bit? Hmmmm?

“Happiness comes through giving”

Level 7

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#13 Feb 7, 2014
lol wrote:
he must be a sissy to press charges against her for something so buttered down. i can make a joke out of any topix
When will you start?

“Happiness comes through giving”

Level 7

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#14 Feb 7, 2014
Theodore Nugent wrote:
It's his fault.
I mean really, what was he doing in the kitchen? That's a womans area only.
Give my regards to President Cleveland.
h o t g u y

United States

#15 Feb 7, 2014
i like to rub butter all over my body so my hrny gay bf can lick and slide all over me when he is inside of me. the feelings i get when he rubs my body. he doesn't even touch my cocky and i let my load go too quik.

“Happiness comes through giving”

Level 7

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#16 Feb 7, 2014
h o t g u y wrote:
i like to rub butter all over my body so my hrny gay bf can lick and slide all over me when he is inside of me. the feelings i get when he rubs my body. he doesn't even touch my cocky and i let my load go too quik.
Try margarine. It's cheaper.
TCWn

Jackson, MO

#17 Feb 7, 2014
What other then weird? What 0ther?

*8

- Pete Frampton
SteamRoller

Philadelphia, PA

#18 Feb 7, 2014
As the wife's defense attorney I can assure you there will be no waffling.

“I just hate stupid people”

Level 5

Since: Apr 07

DEEP SOUTHERN ILLINOIS

#19 Feb 8, 2014
I have a sneaking suspicion this was premeditated.
I bet when she got up that morning she cried out: That's it! Your TOAST!!!!

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