Slush Machine Thieves Threaten to Mak...

Slush Machine Thieves Threaten to Make Clerk "Swiss Cheese"

There are 5 comments on the NBC Philadelphia story from Oct 22, 2013, titled Slush Machine Thieves Threaten to Make Clerk "Swiss Cheese". In it, NBC Philadelphia reports that:

A group of men stole a slush machine from a convenience store in Bridgeport on Monday night and threatened that the employee would be "Swiss cheese" if he did not help them get it out of the store, according to police.

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#1 Oct 22, 2013
They are going to inject him with Streptococcus salivarius subspecies thermophilus, Lactobacillus (Lactobacillus helveticus or Lactobacillus delbrueckii subspecies bulgaricus), and Propionibacterium (Propionibacterium freudenreichii subspecies shermani, in order to create carbon dioxide bubbles and impart a sweet nutty flavor to the clerk!? Monsters!

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#2 Oct 22, 2013
Why don't they ever steal those daym hot dog machines..perhaps because they justy can't be unplugged...

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#3 Oct 22, 2013
No one gets my cheesey jokes?

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#4 Oct 22, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
No one gets my cheesey jokes?
After the destruction of Terre Haute cheese jokes justy....don't seem as funny..

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#5 Oct 22, 2013
Makes a body wonder what kind of smoke they were tokin'? Some wicked s#it!

Sort of makes me ill to think, a slushy and Swiss cheese. Oh so yuk!

Or one of them was pregnant.

None of them have a brain cell to get out of the paper bag they reside within.

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