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Who's Juicylu the incessant topix lifer?

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“Living For Laughter and Love”

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Juicylu wrote:
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Mine too. Scorching hot, in QLD anyway.
Gun salesman: We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shirrrts him or herself. Try it on.
Loki: Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this...
Bartleby: Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like.
Loki: Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work.
Bartleby: What work did you do? You lit a few fires.
Loki: I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.
Bartleby: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
Loki: Hey, you know, fraack you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.
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Wildbluerose wrote:
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And God said... Boop...
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Yep :D
God is very wise after all...
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She's very kind to bunnies, that's why we all like Her here at farmer Mc Greggors garden.

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All the people that gave Me a dim lightbulb, nuts and spam judgits are mean and poopy, and I'm going to call My Mom on You meanies, so there.
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Commander Bunny wrote:
She's very kind to bunnies, that's why we all like Her here at farmer Mc Greggors garden.
She's a Beatrix Potter ° Peter Rabbit in one?

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Commander Bunny wrote:
She's very kind to bunnies, that's why we all like Her here at farmer Mc Greggors garden.
You're awesome o Commander of all bunnies, unfortunately I didn't get here in time to bless you with nice icons, I fail sometimes in my good icon fairy duties. Here in the fairy woods of laughter, you are much liked also :D
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All the people that gave Me a dim lightbulb, nuts and spam judgits are mean and poopy, and I'm going to call My Mom on You meanies, so there.
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“Who's they?" He wanted to know. "Who, specifically, do you think is trying to murder you?"
"Every one of them," Yossarian told him.
"Every one of whom?"
"Every one of whom do you think?"
"I haven't any idea."
"Then how do you know they aren't?"
"Because..." Clevinger sputtered, and turned speechless with frustration.
Clevinger really thought he was right, but Yossarian had proof, because strangers he didn't know shot at him with cannons every time he flew up into the air to drop bombs on them, and it wasn't funny at all.”
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Maybe not but this thread's existence sure is.
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Someone who desperately needs to get a life.
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Mow where the who who ....?

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That's a very good question. I too would like to know who I am.

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u feeling threated? brot out 3 of ur troll personals 2 drag a newbe thro the mud. LB.WBR. CC. silly troll freaks offbeet is big enuf for evry1. no 1 can top the bizarre that u r. dont u have a fake dog ta breed? typo-feed.

Gee and I thought my spelling and grammar were bad ..... Can you try this statement again In a more legible fashion ? Thanks in advance !

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Laura Beth wrote:
u feeling threated? brot out 3 of ur troll personals 2 drag a newbe thro the mud. LB.WBR. CC. silly troll freaks offbeet is big enuf for evry1. no 1 can top the bizarre that u r. dont u have a fake dog ta breed? typo-feed.
Gee and I thought my spelling and grammar were bad ..... Can you try this statement again In a more legible fashion ? Thanks in advance !
"Gee and I thought my spelling and grammar were bad ....."

Gee...you thought right, for a change.

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u feeling threated? brot out 3 of ur troll personals 2 drag a newbe thro the mud. LB.WBR. CC. silly troll freaks offbeet is big enuf for evry1. no 1 can top the bizarre that u r. dont u have a fake dog ta breed? typo-feed.
Gee and I thought my spelling and grammar were bad ..... Can you try this statement again In a more legible fashion ? Thanks in advance !
Why did you post pictures of 'your kid', laying in a casket, on Offbeat?
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Well, Barfbag..who's gonna be next?
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Miami Nice wrote:
Mow where the who who ....?
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/TIIBP6B...
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Juicylu wrote:
That's a very good question. I too would like to know who I am.
You are the loser who's glued to the computer and post on topix around the clock. Apparently you have no life at all and hardly even sleep.

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who cares?

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Answer wrote:
<quoted text>You are the loser who's glued to the computer and post on topix around the clock. Apparently you have no life at all and hardly even sleep.
Thank you, clues are very helpful and you are very kind. Whoever I am, people certainly feel the need to seek me out, I feel loved.
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